The Other McCain

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If This Is Not A Metaphor For What Must Be Done With Our Federal Government, I Don’t Know Of Any

Posted on | December 30, 2011 | 9 Comments

by Smitty

600 Pound Woman Shuts Down

Her Pay-Per-View Eating Site

Mr. Creosote could not be reached for comment:

Via Alan Colmes

Comments

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EU5DQWQTTHTPO4A4ZYSL3AAV2U Adjoran

    Lousy metaphor for the gummint, as her fans were sending in the money and legs o’ lamb voluntarily, and she was eating for their entertainment.

    Los Federales confiscate their revenue (without so much as a “Thanks, Sucker!”) and there is no discernible purpose to much of what they do.

    And the woman isn’t very resourceful, either.  Has she never heard of “Splurge ‘n’ Purge?”

  • http://theothermccain.com smitty

    And the woman isn’t very resourceful, either.

    Still sure it’s a lousy metaphor?

  • Joe

    This has a number of weird things.  Fat women fetish.  People from Ohio.  People from New Jersey…  

    Why am I not surprised.  

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EU5DQWQTTHTPO4A4ZYSL3AAV2U Adjoran

    Point made!

  • http://thedaleygator.wordpress.com/ Doug Hagin

    How very sad

  • andycanuck

    Is this a wafer-thin post, Smitty?

  • http://thepagantemple.blogspot.com/ ThePaganTemple

    You’ve got the metaphor backwards. The government here would be the woman’s “fans”, who are subsidizing her for doing useless, non-productive, and even self-destructive “work”.

  • Anonymous

    I can intellectually understand Rule 34; it still gives me the creeps when I see the evidence.

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ EBL

    Less over eating and more moderate wine drinking!  http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2011/12/well-well-welland-just-in-time-for-new.html