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Baldwin Bird-Dogging Bloomberg?

Posted on | July 4, 2012 | 12 Comments

by Smitty

Noted Barack Obama sycophant Alec Baldwin has been the victim of rumor-mongering by his brother Billy concerning a possible NYC mayoral candidacy.

We’d like to take a moment to peek into a future speech, wherein Alec and his possible SuperPAC, Future American Guidance, take the helm of the Rotten Apple:

By following the rules of Future American Guidance, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning; that, is the FAG way. One day you’ll all look at the world us actors created and say, “Wow! Good going, FAG. You really made the world a better place, didn’tcha, FAG?”

N.B.: No cigarettes were harmed in the production of this post.

via Drudge

Update: Twitchy collects some helpy-helper Tweeps. Workin’ hard, tryin’ to put out that smokin’ FAG.


  • Bob Belvedere

    You, sir, hit 11 with this one.

  • Soopermexican

    LOL… I have begged Alec Baldwin many times on twitter to run for mayor… there is SO Much fun to be had here! I think i’d quit my job and become a 24-hour Alec Baldwin mockery-farm.

  • Mike G.

     First Alec has to depose king for life Bloomberg.

  • Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Alec Baldwin owes running for mayor to the world.  

  • Adobe_Walls

    That should insure New York’s demise, of course there is no way he could go through the whole campaign without beating a reporter or photographer half to death

  • Bob Belvedere

    So…I gather you’re like me and in favor of hm running?

  • Adobe_Walls


  • Quartermaster

    Certainly! The entertainment potential alone is incalculabel.

  • Quartermaster

    Smitty, the N.B. is rather gratuitous. We know that only Stacy harms FAGs when roducing posts.

  • ThePaganTemple

     I hope he runs and I hope he wins. New York City deserves him.

  • Bob Belvedere

    Aye Matey.

  • ThePaganTemple

     You don’t really want to get that started again, do you?