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Christie/Obama Caption Contest

Posted on | November 1, 2012 | 29 Comments

by Smitty

Things Christie might be saying to tighten Obama’s jaw:


  • “Did you read that book I sent you by Walter Mondale, Psychological Strategies for Dealing with a Crushing Election Defeat?”
  • “If you need coaching for how to deal with actual media, I can help wean you off of MTV and Strolling Drone.”
  • “Has your wife stopped beating you?”
  • “I find that, when throwing the weight around, it is helpful to have some weight.”
  • “We went under the Hurricane Sandra bus like she was a pack of Benghazi jihadis doing their impression of Keenau Reeves in Speed.”
  • “You know that Lincoln bit about fooling some of the people some of the time? Yeahhh, that’s kinda up for ya.”
  • “I’m curious what dirt you have on Bruce Springsteen to get him to prostitute himself for your campaign like that.”
  • “Isn’t it ironic that a guy as anti-British as you sits at a desk made from the timber of the H.M.S. Resolute?”
  • “Have you figured out the pricing structure for presidential pardons yet?”
  • “What if it turns out that the people are far less stupid than you treat them?”

via Breitbart

Update: linked by Jackie Wellfonder

Update II: linked by Daily Pundit, who accuses me of being too nice. I’m wiling to commit to a definite maybe.


  • Deadman Turner

    “You know, there’s a right and wrong way to do everything.” [From “Unaccustomed As We Are”, starring Laurel and Hardy.]

  • Deadman Turner

    “You know, I may not be king of my castle, but I certainly wouldn’t allow my wife to wear any pants.” [From “Sons of the Desert”, starring Laurel and Hardy.]

    “Excuse me please, my ear is full of milk.” [From “Going Bye Bye”, starring …

  • Deadman Turner

    “Four—count ’em—this many—four dead Americans, you lying bastard.”

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  • Bob Belvedere

    ‘At least have the Goddamn common courtesy to give me a reach-around before I bend over again’.

  • TrogloPundit

    “I ate your sandwich.”

  • pgs1776

    so were you really born in Kenya

  • Finrod Felagund

    “I’m twice the man you are, both physically and mentally.”

  • sheryl

    “I have really been on your side all along.”

  • rosalie

    “It’s not easy being a RINO. I have to kiss everyone’s —!”

  • McGehee

    “Enough about the Chicago Way. Let me tell you a thing or two about the Jersey way…”

  • Jackie Wellfonder


  • Hugh Vaughan-Williams

    “When people call for help in New Jersey we don’t let ’em wait for al-Qaeda”

  • Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Chris Chritie: “I did not take your box lunch!”

  • Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Chris Christie: “Where is my waygu beef!”

  • Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Chris Christie: “Seriously, I want you to rub my belly for luck!”

  • FenelonSpoke

    “Let’s face it, Mr. President, saying that with you “the seas will stop their rise” was a dumb-ass thing to say.”

  • JeffS

    “I’m sorry Mr. President, but Snooki declined your request for a photo opportunity.”

  • EarlScruggs

    The obvious:

    “Get in mah belly!”

  • Godzilla

    Mr. President, do you think I’m leading the ppl of New Jersey through this tragedy much better than Giuliani did his ppl during the 1st 9/11? I’m not crying too much or being too girly/wowzy am I?

  • Godzilla

    “Get in my BELLY!”

  • Godzilla

    “Mr. President, pull my finger.”

  • Bob Belvedere

    Hey! No unleashing of explosives devices allowed!

  • 20thCenturyVole

    “I hate to tell ya, but you’re goin’ down like Billy the Kid, slick. Like Sonny Liston.”

  • RichFader

    “Mr. President, my doctor put me on a low-fat diet. What’s your BMI?”

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  • J.S.Bridges

    Everyone watching thinks we’re discussing serious stuff, but all I REALLY intend to say to you is…”Loser!!…LOOOser!!!”

  • crosspatch

    “Yeah, I know it’s a Romney campaign bus, but it’s all we had”.

  • Deadman Turner