The Other McCain

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The Unlubricated Truth

Posted on | June 21, 2013 | 19 Comments

It’s 3 a.m., and I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, so why not get reckless on Twitter?

Nothing is more dangerous than the truth.

Except maybe what Democrats do with their butts.

 

Category: humor, Maine

Comments

19 Responses to “The Unlubricated Truth”

  1. MrEvilMatt
    June 21st, 2013 @ 3:03 am

    The Unlubricated Truth: It’s 3 a.m., and I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, s… http://t.co/e34f7VGBO8

  2. jwbrown1969
    June 21st, 2013 @ 3:03 am

    The Unlubricated Truth: It’s 3 a.m., and I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, s… http://t.co/Qoy7iMEC0s

  3. Lockestep1776
    June 21st, 2013 @ 3:03 am

    The Unlubricated Truth: It’s 3 a.m., and I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, s… http://t.co/kKmbp2u1Mu

  4. rsmccain
    June 21st, 2013 @ 3:04 am

    “I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, so why not get reckless on Twitter?” http://t.co/mKGSNjrzMS

  5. mnrobot
    June 21st, 2013 @ 3:20 am

    The Unlubricated Truth http://t.co/rD1G6kfVg3 #tcot #tlot #vrwc

  6. fredsgarden
    June 21st, 2013 @ 3:31 am

    RT @rsmccain: “I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, so why not get reckless on Twitter?” http://t.co/mKGSNjr…

  7. BobBelvedere
    June 21st, 2013 @ 8:13 am

    RT @rsmccain: “I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, so why not get reckless on Twitter?” http://t.co/mKGSNjr…

  8. Bob Belvedere
    June 21st, 2013 @ 8:15 am

    Haw.

  9. Maine’s @Governor_LePage Has Had Enough | The Camp Of The Saints
    June 21st, 2013 @ 8:35 am

    […] From the BANGor Daily News, Christopher Cousins reporting, we learn [tip of the fedora to Stacy McCain]: […]

  10. Andrew Sullivan
    June 21st, 2013 @ 1:13 pm

    K-Y is the lube of choice. Is that too much information?

  11. richard mcenroe
    June 21st, 2013 @ 1:31 pm

    Good lord, man, do you text your wife with that keyboard?

  12. Freddy At Night
    June 21st, 2013 @ 3:11 pm

    I thought is was Asstroglide…

    In related news, the City of Portland, Maine has adopted a new slogan taken from the title of an essay by a local resident who was a homosexual, into leather, and died of AIDS. Our hero, Bill Nemitz of the Portland Press Herald, lauds this yesterday, and but is outraged today over the Guvnah’s remarks…

    http://www.pressherald.com/news/why-yes_-lifes-good-here-gets-better-still-_2013-06-19.html?searchterm=slogan

    http://www.pressherald.com/politics/governor-no-longer-amusing_2013-06-21.html

  13. Andrew Sullivan
    June 21st, 2013 @ 4:14 pm

    Astroglide works!

  14. RichFader
    June 21st, 2013 @ 4:23 pm

    You’d think Democrats would be firmly against sodomy. Because, of course, the government hates competition.

  15. Freddy At Night
    June 21st, 2013 @ 4:35 pm

    I’m partial to Frog Lube myself…

  16. Finrod Felagund
    June 21st, 2013 @ 7:49 pm

    I keep flashing to Die Hard: “I’m not the one that just got buttfucked on national TV, Dwayne!”

  17. BobBelvedere
    June 21st, 2013 @ 8:03 pm

    “You’d think Democrats would be firmly against sodomy. Because of course, the government hates competition” RichFader http://t.co/dUHD1G3cQ4

  18. Freddy At Night
    June 21st, 2013 @ 9:00 pm

    Is it sodomy? Or is it really buggery you’re talking about?

  19. Governor of Maine does not have time for PC, good for him! | The Daley Gator
    June 21st, 2013 @ 11:15 pm

    […] From the BANGor Daily News, Christopher Cousins reporting, we learn [tip of the fedora to Stacy McCain]: […]