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Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore?

Posted on | June 28, 2013 | 80 Comments

For years, Westboro Baptist Church has been accused of homophobic hatred because of their infamous “God Hates Fags” protests. Finally, they’ve decided to get serious about heterosexual sin:

Yes, that’s right: THE WHORISH FACE OF DOOMED AMERICA, the pop-country star formerly known as Taylor Swift, has been guilty of “hopping from one young man to the next and strutting across the world stage like a proud whore,” according to the WBC press release. . . .

Read the whole thing, because I think we can all agree on this.

God: A uniter, not a divider, you fornicating whores.

 

Category: Celebrities, Sex

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80 Responses to “Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore?”

  1. MrEvilMatt
    June 28th, 2013 @ 10:43 pm

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  2. jwbrown1969
    June 28th, 2013 @ 10:43 pm

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  3. Lockestep1776
    June 28th, 2013 @ 10:43 pm

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  4. Citzcom
    June 28th, 2013 @ 10:43 pm

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  5. rsmccain
    June 28th, 2013 @ 10:45 pm

    Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore? http://t.co/lib0Guq6Qx | A rhetorical question, of course. @GayPatriot

  6. GayPatriot
    June 28th, 2013 @ 10:47 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore? http://t.co/lib0Guq6Qx | A rhetorical question, of course. @GayPatriot

  7. SHannitysHair
    June 28th, 2013 @ 10:47 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore? http://t.co/lib0Guq6Qx | A rhetorical question, of course. @GayPatriot

  8. rsmccain
    June 28th, 2013 @ 10:51 pm

    @SHannitysHair @GayPatriot We’re all fornicating whores now. http://t.co/lib0Guq6Qx Also: RAAAAACIST!

  9. SHannitysHair
    June 28th, 2013 @ 10:51 pm

    RT @rsmccain: @SHannitysHair @GayPatriot We’re all fornicating whores now. http://t.co/lib0Guq6Qx Also: RAAAAACIST!

  10. PillsburyHands
    June 28th, 2013 @ 10:54 pm

    What good is a whore that doesn’t Fornicate? “@rsmccain: Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore? http://t.co/G2OhV6JGAE | @GayPatriot”

  11. preciseBlogs
    June 28th, 2013 @ 10:54 pm

    Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore http://t.co/BRIb2PdZYA #news #conservative #celebrities #sex

  12. ChandlersGhost
    June 28th, 2013 @ 11:00 pm

    I heard about this on the radio and thought it would be great for ViralRead. Then I got home and saw that you beat me to it. Curses.

  13. rsmccain
    June 28th, 2013 @ 11:06 pm

    RT @PillsburyHands: What good is a whore that doesn’t Fornicate? “@rsmccain: Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore? http://t.co/G2OhV6JGAE | @G…

  14. Wombat_socho
    June 28th, 2013 @ 11:09 pm

    Knowing that the WBC is hatin’ on her almost makes me want to listen to her music. Almost. *puts on Judas Priest*

  15. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    June 28th, 2013 @ 11:26 pm

    What do Taylor Swift, Paula Deen, Fred Phelps, Alec Baldwin, and Kaitlyn Hunt Smith, and George Zimmerman all have in common? And I threw Zimmerman in there just so you would not say they are all crazy.

  16. robertstacymccain
    June 28th, 2013 @ 11:33 pm

    This had ViralRead written all over it. Actually, I heard about it via e-mail from HuffPo. Back when the Kimberlin thing was going on, those evil bastards signed me up for ALL HuffPo e-mail subscriptions — good for about 30 notices a day — but ironically, from time to time I find useful stories from the e-mails, so the joke’s on them.

  17. rsmccain
    June 28th, 2013 @ 11:36 pm

    RT @Citzcom: Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore?: For years, Westboro Baptist Church has been accused of homophobic hatred b… http://t.co/…

  18. rsmccain
    June 28th, 2013 @ 11:36 pm

    RT @jwbrown1969: Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore?: For years, Westboro Baptist Church has been accused of homophobic hatred b… http://t…

  19. rsmccain
    June 28th, 2013 @ 11:36 pm

    RT @Lockestep1776: Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore?: For years, Westboro Baptist Church has been accused of homophobic hatred b… http:/…

  20. ChandlersGhost
    June 28th, 2013 @ 11:39 pm

    Does it start with a D?

  21. Garym
    June 29th, 2013 @ 12:49 am

    First album I bought:

  22. Charles G. Hill
    June 29th, 2013 @ 12:59 am

    Exactly what would be the point of a whore who didn’t fornicate?

  23. BurkeanMama
    June 29th, 2013 @ 1:11 am

    And she can’t sing!

  24. John Scotus
    June 29th, 2013 @ 1:18 am

    Confused. I had understood that the reason she couldn’t keep a boyfriend was that she wasn’t a fornicating whore. Then again, maybe I was thinking of someone else.

  25. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    June 29th, 2013 @ 1:27 am

    I could say Dumbasses, but yes it starts with a D.

  26. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    June 29th, 2013 @ 1:27 am

    Does defeat the purpose.

  27. GrimMWB
    June 29th, 2013 @ 1:36 am

    RT @jwbrown1969: Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore?: For years, Westboro Baptist Church has been accused of homophobic hatred b… http://t…

  28. rmnixondeceased
    June 29th, 2013 @ 1:56 am

    Democrats all.

  29. rmnixondeceased
    June 29th, 2013 @ 1:57 am

    Heh! Poetic justice.

  30. jakee308
    June 29th, 2013 @ 4:54 am

    A fornicating whore. Isn’t that redundant?

    Can you BE a whore WITHOUT fornication?

    (not withstanding the relatively recent stance that BJ’s are not fornication)

    I’m just asking questions here with no particular agenda.

    (I think she looked better with the bangs and she’s gotten back to them a little. Why do women do that? Change their hair style or get a nose job when their fucking FUTURE FINANCES AND CAREER depends on RECOGNITION by her fans and who got to that point BY those very looks. Who may BTW have a vested interest in their looks due to having copied the style at great expense. Jennifer Grey, I’m looking at you. If I could only recognize you.)

  31. robertstacymccain
    June 29th, 2013 @ 8:38 am

    Whoever talked Jennifer Grey into that nose job should have been Con Man of the Year.

  32. robertstacymccain
    June 29th, 2013 @ 8:39 am

    Seems her sexual strategy is akin to an old Wall Street maneuver: The pump-and-dump.

  33. NeoWayland
    June 29th, 2013 @ 8:59 am

    Does this mean that members of the the WBC don’t fornicate?

    That might be boring…

  34. LeatherPenguin
    June 29th, 2013 @ 9:13 am

    Taylor Swift: A Fornicating Whore? http://t.co/5VsWUAvhSq

  35. gastorgrab
    June 29th, 2013 @ 9:35 am

    When the WBC goes out of town to protest one of their gay conspiracies, is there anyone watching THEIR house?

    Would be fun to see the expression on their face when they came home to find that their homes have been decorated to look like a gay brothel.

  36. Freddie Sykes
    June 29th, 2013 @ 9:41 am

    Imagine how Christians would be if large numbers of them were educated in Christian schools and those schools were under the control of the Westboro Baptist Church. A big trouble with post WW II Islam is that large numbers of Muslim have been educated in madrasah and mosques controlled by Saudi Wahabbists and Iranian Mullahs, the immoral equivalent of WBC.

  37. JeffS
    June 29th, 2013 @ 9:53 am

    Maybe they’re angry because they can’t afford her rates?

  38. keyboard jockey
    June 29th, 2013 @ 10:01 am

    WBC, I knew you were trouble when you walked in.

  39. Quartermaster
    June 29th, 2013 @ 10:28 am

    If that’s the case, then they are all crazy.

  40. Matthew W
    June 29th, 2013 @ 10:52 am

    I’m sure the WBC appreciates the publicity you gave them.

  41. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    June 29th, 2013 @ 10:58 am

    I am guessing George Zimmerman may have gained some wisdom from the experience he is being put through.

  42. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    June 29th, 2013 @ 10:59 am

    She liked it in Hyannis Port, till she didn’t.

  43. M. Thompson
    June 29th, 2013 @ 1:00 pm

    WBC would die if people just started ignoring them, you know.

  44. Richard McEnroe
    June 29th, 2013 @ 1:45 pm

    Anybody WBC opposes I support. And the idea that WBC should just be ignored is why this country is in the state it’s in today. Evil ignored is evil growing.

  45. Matthew W
    June 29th, 2013 @ 1:49 pm

    Is “Hyannis Port” an euphemism?

  46. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    June 29th, 2013 @ 2:04 pm

    I don’t know, I don’t go to Hyannis Port. I hear it hurts.

  47. Richard McEnroe
    June 29th, 2013 @ 2:21 pm

    You would think anyone who fucked over a Kennedy instead of the other way round would be welcome here.

  48. Adjoran
    June 29th, 2013 @ 2:24 pm

    Form follows function, as Louis Sullivan noted.

  49. Adjoran
    June 29th, 2013 @ 2:25 pm

    Her music isn’t my cup o’ tea, but at least it is identifiable as music, unlike much of what is being produced today.

  50. Adjoran
    June 29th, 2013 @ 2:32 pm

    There is a huge difference, however.

    Every single mainstream Christian denomination has publicly condemned the hatred and tactics of WBC. All Christians recognize them as the exact opposite of Christianity.

    It’s a bit harder to get muslims to call out anyone specifically.