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OK, So This Happened: ‘Male Feminist’ Hugo Schwyzer Is a Psychotic Pervert

Posted on | August 14, 2013 | 89 Comments

“I was pulled away from the computer by the police because someone had called me in as potentially suicidal. . . .
“I am periodically suicidal. I have been hospitalized three times in the past month. . . .
“Before 1998 I slept with two dozen female students, somewhere in there, it’s a ballpark thing. That ended when I had a similar but not as bad a breakdown to the one I had now. When I got sober, I made amends to the college and swore off sleeping with students.”

Professor Hugo Schwyzer

“I suspect he’s playing a longer game, and this is first class bullshit. . . .
“Confessing fraudulence is leverage toward greater sincerity. It feels like a feminist strategy.”

Professor Ann Althouse

Pasadena City College Professor Hugo Schwyzer is famous for supporting the feminist agenda and, by “supporting the feminist agenda,” of course I mean banging fine young undergraduate poontang.

Some have accused Professor Hugo Schwyzer of faking his mental illness, of trying to get himself a taxpayer-funded “disability” vacation, or of attempting to establish the pretext for an insanity defense in advance of any investigation of his perverted sexual behavior.

Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt: Hugo Schwyzer is crazy.

He’s been crazy for years, and his madness took a form that, while increasingly common for women, is rare among men: Feminism.

Not all crazy people are feminists, but all feminists are crazy.

Psychiatrists attempting to treat these patients — alas, their madness is usually incurable — must ask themselves, “Is feminism actually the disease or merely the symptom of the disease?”

Let’s think about this: Suppose you are a young neurasthenic wimp hired to teach college girls. This position provides you with the opportunity to bang some fine undergraduate poontang, but the administration might object if you announce this in the course syllabus: “Gender Studies 201: Introduction to Professor Hugo Schwyzer’s Penis.”

OK, so you call it “Women in American Society” or “Humanities in the Social Sciences,” and if someone mistakenly get the idea that your class is called “Navigating Pornography,” so what?

Pasadena City College administrators met with instructor Hugo Schwyzer today and came to agreement to move an unauthorized scheduled public event that featured a male actor in the pornography industry. There will be no public event at PCC on Feb. 27. . . .
We support the instructor’s academic freedom within the classroom,” [assistant superintendent of Academic and Student Affairs] Dr. [Robert] Bell said. . . .
As with all classes at PCC, the attendees will be limited to properly enrolled students registered in Schwyzer’s Humanities 3 class. . . .
“The college also notes that PCC does not have any course titled ‘Navigating Pornography,’ ” Dr. Bell said.

What? Why would anyone have gotten the idea that Professor Schwyzer’s Humanities 3 course (“Humanities in the Social Sciences”) was called “Navigating Pornography”?

A California college professor said he will no longer teach his “Navigating Pornography” course after ending up in rehab because of the backlash it engendered.
Pasadena City College Professor Hugo Schwyzer — often referred to as the “Porn Professor” — announced this week he is dropping the course because the pressure from the college and members of the public drove him to psychological rehab . . .

Oh, that makes sense: The class was officially listed by one name in the course catalog, but Professor Hugo Schwyzer himself called it “Navigating Pornography,” and the actual course content was notorious enough on campus that Schwyzer was known as the “Porn Professor.” However, once it garnered widespread public attention (because Schwyzer invited a famous porn star to speak on campus), this flimsy deception was no longer sustainable.

Kind of like calling yourself a “feminist” as a means to gain opportunities for banging fine young undergraduate poontang.

Professor Hugh Schwyzer’s various deceptions led to cognitive dissonance, an unresolved conflict between (a) the person he actually was, and (b) the image he attempted to present. The motive for his deceptions was entirely selfish (to get laid), yet he presented himself as the spokesman for a popular ideal (feminism) and, when his perverse scheme inevitably led to trouble, the result was a psychotic crisis.

This is  Twitchy’s summary of Hugo Schwyzer’s feminist career:

However, he promoted “SlutWalk” and was pro-abortion, so therefore Professor Hugo Schwyzer’s “feminism” was acceptable to liberals.

Did I mention that Professor Hugo Schwyzer, 46, is now on his fourth marriage? And that his psychotic crisis followed the revelation of his (obscenely NSFW) text messages with a 27-year-old porn actress named Christina Parreira? Because maybe that’s kind of relevant.

Has this produced any meaningful discussion among feminists about why their ideology — which supposedly endows them with keen insights into the inherently oppressive patriarchal nature of maleness — failed to detect Professor Hugo Schwyzer’s bogusness?

Of course not. If they were capable of admitting error or taking responsibility, they wouldn’t be feminists, would they? Ace of Spades:

You know, we used to have a name for a male feminist, or a guy who just tells women whatever they want to hear and seems in thrall to them: Either Mama’s Boy or Guy Who Just Wants to Get Laid or both.
This is sexual dysfunction. I’m not saying women are supposed to defer to men — I don’t believe that crap at all.
But I also don’t believe that men are supposed to go about asking “mother may I?” to anyone in an Indigo Girls t-shirt.

Ace is “not saying women are supposed to defer to men”?

Damn, Ace, I’m kind of disappointed in you. Am I saying women are supposed to defer to men”? No, I’m saying, “Fix me a sammich.”

Since we are already digressing here, let’s examine a hypothetical scenario: What if a gullible young woman — slightly pudgy, but not entirely charmless — saw a Professor Hugo Schwyzer column and was so impressed she decided to turn it into a YouTube video?

OK, I lied. That scenario is not hypothetical:

Thank you, missy. You sure do got a purty mouth.

Excuse me, what were we talking about?

Ah, yes — now I remember — Professor Hugo Schwyzer wrote that column as a sort of weird psychological projection of his own twisted worldview, a sour-grapes rationalization offered as an “objective analysis” of other men’s objections to feminism.

Because (we now realize) Professor Hugo Schwyzer was by no means able to live his own life in accordance with the feminist ideals he espoused. Because (we now realize) the only reason Professor Hugo Schwyzer ever espoused feminism was to advance his own selfish interests, i.e., banging fine young undergraduate poontang.

Honesty is the best policy and, when people engage in elaborate deceptions — when, as in the case of Professor Hugo Schwyzer, their entire lives are a wall-to-wall monstrous lie — they tend to exhibit a vehement hostility to the truth about themselves.

Truth is truth, even if it is unflattering to us. The narcissist, however, can’t cope with his own faults and errors, and erects a system of defensive rationalizations and false personae in an effort to conceal (even from himself) the reality of who he really is. Because the truth and his false self-concept cannot be integrated, his personality disintegrates when the truth can no longer be evaded or suppressed.

Professor Hugo Schwyzer is suicidal. Is anyone really surprised?

If you were Professor Hugo Schwyzer, you’d be suicidal, too.

 

Comments

89 Responses to “OK, So This Happened: ‘Male Feminist’ Hugo Schwyzer Is a Psychotic Pervert”

  1. Lockestep1776
    August 14th, 2013 @ 3:06 pm

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  2. CHideout
    August 14th, 2013 @ 3:06 pm

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  3. Citzcom
    August 14th, 2013 @ 3:06 pm

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  4. jwbrown1969
    August 14th, 2013 @ 3:06 pm

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  5. rsmccain
    August 14th, 2013 @ 3:06 pm

    “Gender Studies 201: Introduction to Professor Hugo Schwyzer’s Penis.” http://t.co/GZNRe6M4JR #tcot

  6. richard mcenroe
    August 14th, 2013 @ 3:19 pm

    The sooner we admit we’ve put the fucking Borgias in charge of our governance and the education of our children the sooner we can start doing something about it.

  7. Professor_Why
    August 14th, 2013 @ 3:19 pm

    OK, So This Happened: ‘Male Feminist’ Hugo Schwyzer Is a Psychotic Pervert http://t.co/UhY8csYT54

  8. John Bradley
    August 14th, 2013 @ 3:22 pm

    This position provides you with the opportunity to bang some fine
    undergraduate poontang, but the administration might object if you
    announce this in the course syllabus: “Gender Studies 201: Introduction
    to Professor Hugo Schwyzer’s Penis.”

    A “Mr. OfSpades” called; he wants his writing style back when you’re done with it.

    Just kidding: it’s fine and well-deserved mockery, and it’s nice to see you take off the Impartial Professional Journalist Hat and don the Snarky Analyst Chapeau more frequently. Keep it up!

  9. WCM_JustSocial
    August 14th, 2013 @ 3:23 pm

    OK, So This Happened: ‘Male Feminist’ @hugoschwyzer Is a Psychotic Pervert (Narcissist &/or bi-polar) http://t.co/Jzgzy3ogkt

  10. AmPowerBlog
    August 14th, 2013 @ 3:26 pm

    OK, So This Happened: ‘Male Feminist’ Hugo Schwyzer Is a Psychotic Pervert http://t.co/I2ry6vUDhR I had him pegged all along @RSMcCain

  11. ChandlersGhost
    August 14th, 2013 @ 3:28 pm

    After all, bad causes attract bad people. Heard that somewhere.

  12. Joe Dokes
    August 14th, 2013 @ 3:46 pm

    Despite all this, and more, there will be several women who will offer to defend/sleep with/marry him. Question: Will those women be the true feminists? Why or why not? Discuss.

  13. kerri1ann
    August 14th, 2013 @ 4:16 pm

    http://t.co/E000Zr7x1R Feminists defend bad behavior from men (if those men agree with them) until Fems are called out Ex: #Schwyzer #Filner

  14. robertstacymccain
    August 14th, 2013 @ 4:17 pm

    You notice I made a point of linking Ace? And I’ve said all along that when I grow up, I want to be Ace of Spades, so that my “stealing” is like an Elvis impersonator, except Ace isn’t dead yet.

  15. John Bradley
    August 14th, 2013 @ 4:22 pm

    As you always point out, sex scandals sell. Funny sex scandals sell even better, I bet!

  16. joethefatman1
    August 14th, 2013 @ 4:27 pm

    OK, So This Happened: ‘Male Feminist’ Hugo Schwyzer Is a Psychotic Pervert http://t.co/hN6CqXxOMH

  17. texlovera
    August 14th, 2013 @ 4:28 pm

    Wow, what do you call someone who is as complete a scumbag as Hugo Schwyzer?

    How about “douchenado”??

  18. BobBelvedere
    August 14th, 2013 @ 4:43 pm

    RT @AmPowerBlog: OK, So This Happened: ‘Male Feminist’ Hugo Schwyzer Is a Psychotic Pervert http://t.co/I2ry6vUDhR I had him pegged all alo…

  19. BobBelvedere
    August 14th, 2013 @ 4:45 pm

    RT @rsmccain: “Gender Studies 201: Introduction to Professor Hugo Schwyzer’s Penis.” http://t.co/GZNRe6M4JR #tcot

  20. RS
    August 14th, 2013 @ 4:53 pm

    True words. I think Professor Schwyzer is exhibit A in the case for what Glenn Reynolds calls, “the Higher Education Bubble.” People (parents primarily) are realizing that the money they’ve saved up for tuition is going to clowns like that, so that Junior can read porn for a grade. Gone are the days when a Humanities degree meant something. Now it’s just BS, and I say that as a former literature major.

  21. Bob Belvedere
    August 14th, 2013 @ 4:56 pm

    Why do you hate The Borgias?

    You know, it was Pope Julius II and the Medici’s who wrote the history and they both were political enemies of the Borgias.

  22. Bob Belvedere
    August 14th, 2013 @ 4:58 pm

    I hope you never grow-up then. Ace is a damn fine writer – he has wit and style. But, when it comes to politics, he’s wimpy.

    You’ve never been wimpy. So, if that means you stay as you are, then I hope you stay as you are.

  23. M. Thompson
    August 14th, 2013 @ 5:02 pm

    The clown parade continues, right across what’s supposed to be a dignified place (outside of the dorms and frats).

  24. Steve Skubinna
    August 14th, 2013 @ 5:03 pm

    Academia and politics – are there any other endeavors that offer such scope for pathetic, chestless girly men?

  25. Steve Skubinna
    August 14th, 2013 @ 5:03 pm

    Well, okay, and old media journalism.

  26. Kirby McCain
    August 14th, 2013 @ 5:14 pm

    And what do you call the young, supposedly intelligent, coeds who sleep with him? Oh yeah, sluts.

  27. librarygryffon
    August 14th, 2013 @ 5:17 pm

    I couldn’t bring myself to watch “SickMouth”‘s paeon to Schwyzer’s weird interpretation of men’s issues, though I did a quick scan of the article. You have to wonder about someone who would use that as their YouTube handle anyway.

  28. ChandlersGhost
    August 14th, 2013 @ 5:32 pm

    Feminist?

  29. richard mcenroe
    August 14th, 2013 @ 5:40 pm

    Are you telling me A&E fibbed?

  30. Dianna Deeley
    August 14th, 2013 @ 5:40 pm

    Before I read what anyone else has said, I wanted to reprove Stacy on one, and only one, point: the young lady is fully pulchritudinous, and not particularly plump – she’s quite lovely. She has that layer of subcutaneous fat that makes for a really luminous skin.

    The rest of the article is great.

  31. Dianna Deeley
    August 14th, 2013 @ 5:44 pm

    You call them girls too young to realize that he’s a douchebag.

    What do we call wives 3 and 4?

  32. PatDissent
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:01 pm

    On 04 May 2013 Hugo Schwyzer had an article published on goodmenproject.com. ( URL : http://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/hesaid-im-a-dad-and-i-dont-want-the-government-to-force-my-daughter-to-talk-to-me-about-contraception/ )

    He admitted to paying for an abortion for an underage girl WITHOUT TELLING HER PARENTS. He represents this girl was 16. Mr. McCain : are you not the least little bit curious as to who the father was, and why Mr. Schwyzer – banger of young females – would be so generous as to pay for an abortion WITHOUT TELLING THE PARENTS?

    I do quote Mr. Schwyzer : “I know well that even kids who grow up with loving and liberal parents are still often reluctant to come to them with sexual questions. Several years ago, when I was a youth group leader at a local Episcopal church, one of the 16 year-olds came to me with news that she was 10 weeks pregnant. I knew her parents well; they were kind people with impeccable progressive credentials. “Jenny” wasn’t afraid of punishment if she told them she’d had sex and gotten pregnant; she was, however afraid of a lecture about her failure to use birth control. Not wanting to let them down, she turned for help and counsel to another trusted adult. I walked through the process with Jenny (I lent her money for the abortion) and her parents were never told.(California, unlike many states, does not have a parental notification requirement.)” End of quote.

    Bears some further examination, no?

  33. RMNixonDeceased
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:02 pm

    OK, So This Happened: ‘Male Feminist’ Hugo Schwyzer Is a Psychotic Pervert http://t.co/379YDkMBRT Heh. Typical leftist assclown.

  34. rmnixondeceased
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:06 pm

    I quote the band Dope: “Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die motherfucker die!”

    http://youtu.be/qiMaOmDtaYI

  35. RMNixonDeceased
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:06 pm

    “I quote the band Dope: “Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die motherfucker die…” — rmnixondeceased http://t.co/HwA05MQp8B

  36. rmnixondeceased
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:08 pm

    Soon to be demised?

  37. rmnixondeceased
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:09 pm

    Bimbettes. Not quite grown enough to be full blown (no pun intended) bimbos.

  38. rmnixondeceased
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:10 pm

    Leftist idiots.

  39. rmnixondeceased
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:11 pm

    Concur. Stay the course Stacy!

  40. Dianna Deeley
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:17 pm

    Did this article appear, disappear and then reappear? Because I have enough worries without things like that happening.

  41. postaldog
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:32 pm

    The delicious irony here is that this dude used the liberal/minority/grievance/affirmative action playbook against the very people who have been shoving down our throats for years.
    By his own admission, he had no qualifications to be teaching a women’s studies class. But he presented himself as a meta-minority — a male feminist, and overstepped actual qualified minority candidates for a job.
    Then he routinely screwed those minority feminists over to keep his job whilst literally screwing nubile coeds.
    His epic twitter meltdown has produced more gold in that white female feminists are being fairly supportive of Schwyzer, either refusing to believe his meltdown is real or suggesting therapy, while minority feminists are raging at both Schwyzer and the white women who still support him.
    Couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried. Probably be rewritten into a more conservative bashing tale and end up on Newsroom at some point.

  42. JadedByPolitics
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:34 pm

    OK, So This Happened: ‘Male Feminist’ Hugo Schwyzer Is a Psychotic Pervert http://t.co/hfjB3lQtO9 #FeministMalesAreFreaks

  43. richard mcenroe
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:40 pm

    WellStacyy could emulate Malor instead and writea defense of GOP reps not holding town halls. (It’s our fault, you see…)

  44. robertstacymccain
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:41 pm

    Oh, Dianna, i didn’t want to confess myself entirely smitten with the young lady. That would have been unseemly — perhaps even vaguely creepy.

    So my compliments were limited: “You sure do got a purty mouth,” and I’ll leave it at that for now.

  45. DaveO
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:50 pm

    Tennessee has a law that addresses “Rape by Authority.” That is when a person, like a pro-Feminist man, in a position to control (grades, scholarships) another person, like a young, inexperienced coed, coerces the coed into having sex.
    If the coed says no, her grade is docked and if she’s on scholarship, that award is jeopardized.
    It happens to men by other men as well as women.
    Seems like a fairly straightforward law, and looks like it defends the weak.
    Instead we get VAWA, where boys asking girls out on dates is a heinous sex crime.

  46. Wombat_socho
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:57 pm
  47. DaveO
    August 14th, 2013 @ 6:57 pm

    I call them ignorant, inexperienced, and stressed to get a good grade in what should be an easy elective.
    They are being indoctrinated in the Feminist Commandment #2: ‘to be a feminist, a woman must always sexually submit to a man.’ It’s little wonder Feminists are so angry: shame at knowing even prostitutes get paid, shame at knowing they are not valued as a human being, but as a leftist dumping ground.

  48. K-Bob
    August 14th, 2013 @ 7:01 pm

    But Malor don’t own tha blog, man.

  49. K-Bob
    August 14th, 2013 @ 7:03 pm

    Wasn’t there another pervert making fun of Palin? Some kindergarten teacher?

    Why yes, yes there was.

  50. K-Bob
    August 14th, 2013 @ 7:06 pm

    NSA is moving their collection point further downstream, closer to the sources. You have to expect a few glitches when they unhook and re-attach.