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States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much

Posted on | August 29, 2013 | 84 Comments

A headline that included the word “butt-f*ckers” — without the asterisk — crossed my mind here. However, because Ace of Spades is on a tear against the deliberate troll-baiting at Slate, I passed it up.

Anyway, the re-election of President Obama meant that the gay agenda would be imposed top-down by executive authority, and the Internal Revenue Service will now recognize same-sex marriage without regard for whether it is legal in the couple’s state of residence.

The “Don’t Ask Bradley Manning, Don’t Tell Chelsea Manning” policy was wiped out by a stroke of Obama’s pen, and the Supreme Court has voided the Defense of Marriage Act, so that the “emerging awareness” doctrine articulated by Justice Kennedy in the 2003 Lawrence v. Texas ruling has advanced to the point that, with the de facto federal imposition of gay marriage (despite constitutional amendments to the contrary in more than 30 states) we are now a judicial hop, skip and jump from a Supreme Court decision mandating compulsory sodomy.

OK, maybe that was a bit of hyperbole, but (a) Slate does these cheap stunts daily, and (b) clearly we have drifted off into that part of the map marked “Here Be Dragons” and there’s no telling what’s next.

The Constitution is now whatever liberals say it is.

Mark Newton and Peter Truong could not be reached for comment.

While state-based opposition to gay marriage is thus rendered meaningless by Treasury Department decree, however, the Department of Justice has decided that federal drug laws are optional and if states legalize marijuana, hey, toke up, dude. Party on.

So, basically, Thursday, Aug. 29, 2013, was cause for celebration by dopeheads and buttf*ckers. In Obama’s America, sodomy and sinsemilla are the most important national priorities.

Bottom line: We’re all Andrew Sullivan’s bitches now.

And if you don’t like it, shut up, haters.

 

Category: Constitution, Gays

Comments

84 Responses to “States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much”

  1. MrEvilMatt
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:04 pm

    States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much: A headline that included the … http://t.co/CQzwJ52F1w

  2. Lockestep1776
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:04 pm

    States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much: A headline that included the … http://t.co/Z7VoUhkvWK

  3. CHideout
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:04 pm

    States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much: A headline that included the … http://t.co/KtNy5Xa8jq

  4. Citzcom
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:04 pm

    States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much: A headline that included the … http://t.co/kgSk91HFZf

  5. jwbrown1969
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:04 pm

    States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much: A headline that included the … http://t.co/465CJP0kBF

  6. BobBelvedere
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:04 pm

    RT @MrEvilMatt: States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much: A headline that included the … http://t.…

  7. pbstwo
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:08 pm

    @smitty_one_each I’m with you Smitty

  8. DaveO
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:13 pm

    Obama, his handlers, and the MSM have taken us to a place that, when in the future a POTUS (Dem or GOP, there’s no daylight between the two) decides s/he is Dictator-for-Life, s/he can do it and no one on the Left will have the integrity or principle to resist. The day after that happens, Prognazis and TEA Partiers will join hands in solidarity before being machine-gunned into mass graves.
    That is how the world works. That is how the world has worked for millenia. Only our American Left ignores that.

  9. M. Thompson
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:14 pm

    The problem is that those SOB’s (and my apologies to family dogs), won’t let things go both ways. Personally, I’m inclined to be a little Procrustean from time to time, just to prove a point.

  10. rmnixondeceased
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:16 pm

    Heh. Isn’t Vanuatu somewhere in the midst of “Here there be dragons”?

  11. smitty
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:22 pm

    Still waiting for a Conservative candidate to say “OK, we’ve been jacking it up these decades. We’re sorry. Time to change course to something that sucks a lot less of things that should not be sucked in public.”

  12. TC_LeatherPenguin
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:27 pm

    “Bottom line: We’re all Andrew Sullivan’s bitches now.”
    Ladies and Gentleman! I give you ineffably brutal.

  13. Kirby McCain
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:46 pm

    But the ultra secret right wing has plans. In the advent of a WMD attack on D.C. Fox News will take to the air urging an orderly evacuation. Conservatives and Republicans use 95, 270 and 66. While liberals, Democrats and and sexual disoriented people use 495.

    With luck we’ll get a sound bite of Pelosi saying to Reid, “At least it’s moving. “

  14. robcrawford2
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:47 pm

    Um, it won’t move for long, if I understand the routes involved.

  15. Jimmie
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:52 pm

    “compulsory sodomy”… If I had a dollar…

  16. Kirby McCain
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:54 pm

    495 is a circle…

  17. Jimmie
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:56 pm

    As in “circle twerk” ? I should not post on threads, on W. L. Weller.

  18. Jimmie
    August 29th, 2013 @ 9:59 pm

    How far is Vanuatu from Xanadu? I need to know because Olivia Newton John pretends we didn’t meet at the PAC in Tulsa.

  19. rmnixondeceased
    August 29th, 2013 @ 10:05 pm

    Remind me to add that to my platform for my 2016 run …

  20. Tabitha Bliss
    August 29th, 2013 @ 10:25 pm

    I’m so glad someone decided to write about this! I tweeted on it earlier today but got nothin’ back..
    Let’s see if disqus lets me post the tweet..

    So today we learned the feds will respect state sovereignty on marijuana….but not on 'gay marriage'.. Interesting.— Tabitha Bliss (@BlissTabitha) August 30, 2013

    Liberals suck!

  21. joej2020usa
    August 29th, 2013 @ 10:28 pm

    States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much http://t.co/zEGQwWShaX

  22. Dianna Deeley
    August 29th, 2013 @ 10:41 pm

    So, now they’re going to stop demonizing smokers?

  23. Hanzo
    August 29th, 2013 @ 10:45 pm

    Hmmm …. dopeheads and buttf*ckers. Sounds like a description of obummers earlier days.

  24. Jimmie
    August 29th, 2013 @ 10:48 pm

    It’s probably a case of of “nobody cares what conservatives think.” Keep posting Tabitha, Trust me, most posts I make never get a response. What’s important is you state your views. Even though we don’t reply… we still read it.

  25. Jimmie
    August 29th, 2013 @ 10:51 pm

    Or spring break in Panama City.

  26. Delaney Coffer
    August 29th, 2013 @ 11:01 pm

    The gutter now takes precedence over the street. The entire street shall be made a gutter…by decree.

    No one voted for this. This is tyranny. Not “could be tyranny”. Not “slippery slope to tyranny”.

    It’s on. Where are you in this fight? Bitching about some Republican’s shoes being untied? Bad haircuts?

    Get on board or admit you never gave a shit to begin with.

  27. Dianna Deeley
    August 29th, 2013 @ 11:02 pm

    I was lost.

  28. concern00
    August 29th, 2013 @ 11:07 pm

    Did you mean routes or roots? I think both are applicable.

  29. concern00
    August 29th, 2013 @ 11:10 pm

    It’s just about time to legislate some conservative ‘born this way’ behaviours. Some of my hitherto unexpressed predilections would love to see the light.

  30. Colorado Alex
    August 29th, 2013 @ 11:21 pm

    No, because tobacco is an evil corporate product, while pot is a beautiful, natural, medicinal plant.

  31. JBinRC
    August 29th, 2013 @ 11:36 pm

    States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much : The Other McCain http://t.co/OBUrfFQhzj via @rsmccain

  32. Fareedi al Laayla al Qakhaul
    August 29th, 2013 @ 11:46 pm

    Why, yes… Yes, they do!

  33. jakee308
    August 29th, 2013 @ 11:49 pm

    Actually what the DOJ (justice. now THERE’S an oxymoron or two) said was that they won’t sue the STATES over the marijuana laws.

    Citizens who grow or sell or toke better watch their azz as the DOJ reserves the right to send a swat team over to rip up your plants and plant your butt in a Federal slam slam tout suite.

    So it’s double jeopardy and no all the, all the outs in free.

    Nice way to screw the citizens. Talk about the sword of Damocles.

  34. Fareedi al Laayla al Qakhaul
    August 29th, 2013 @ 11:55 pm

    Do elaborate! TOM is a safe and affirmimg place…

  35. Jeanette_Runyon
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:18 am

    States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much http://t.co/7VXZMwBhhd

  36. shad39
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:23 am

    RT @Jeanette_Runyon: States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much http://t.co/7VXZMwBhhd

  37. Kevin Trainor Jr.
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:27 am

    Kevin Trainor Jr. liked this on Facebook.

  38. David Van Brunt
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:27 am

    David Van Brunt liked this on Facebook.

  39. SDN
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:34 am

    Just wait until they learn that Philip Morris has had “Acapulco Gold” trademarked since 1972.

  40. bartm
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:39 am

    RT @JBinRC: States’ Rights: OK for Dopeheads; Hateful Hillbilly Bible-Thumpers, Not So Much : The Other McCain http://t.co/OBUrfFQhzj via @…

  41. rsmccain
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:39 am

    “The Constitution is now whatever liberals say it is.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot

  42. rsmccain
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:41 am

    “We’re all Andrew Sullivan’s bitches now. And if you don’t like it, shut up, haters.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot

  43. stoktraydr
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:41 am

    RT @rsmccain: “The Constitution is now whatever liberals say it is.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot

  44. AmPowerBlog
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:42 am

    RT @rsmccain: “We’re all Andrew Sullivan’s bitches now. And if you don’t like it, shut up, haters.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot

  45. Cube
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:44 am

    Wrong. A majority voted twice for “fundamental transformation”.

    The details of exactly what that meant just weren’t spelled out. Not that most Democrat voters would have cared if they were. The important part was they got to feel good about themselves.

  46. blnd_n_dngrus
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:47 am

    RT @rsmccain: “We’re all Andrew Sullivan’s bitches now. And if you don’t like it, shut up, haters.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot

  47. survivecollapse
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:47 am

    RT @rsmccain: “The Constitution is now whatever liberals say it is.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot

  48. blnd_n_dngrus
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:47 am

    RT @rsmccain: “The Constitution is now whatever liberals say it is.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot

  49. lolvincitomnia3
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:48 am

    RT @rsmccain: “We’re all Andrew Sullivan’s bitches now. And if you don’t like it, shut up, haters.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot

  50. ccGaudette
    August 30th, 2013 @ 12:49 am

    RT @rsmccain: “The Constitution is now whatever liberals say it is.” http://t.co/OHFLoxw3zP #tcot