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Be Thankful for Bill Schmalfeldt

Posted on | November 27, 2013 | 47 Comments

The biggest laughingstock on the Web  has been providing hours of entertainment, thanks to “Kimberlin Unmasked” — my co-defendant in the Maryland lawsuit Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. — who has been turning Bill Schmalfeldt’s ridiculous rants into a series of comics. Among my favorites in the series are “Oedipal Bill #22: Internet Detective,” and “Oedipal Bill #23: Play It Again, Sam!”

Kimberlin Unmasked offers this mission statement:

Kimberlin Unmasked mocks Breitbart Unmasked, which was originally about defaming Andrew Breitbart, and has over 90 posts about Brett Kimberlin and even posts pictures Brett Kimberlin himself took. Brett Kimberlin claims he doesn’t want people talking about his criminal past, or his present-day activities. But his lawsuits have given rise to the Streisand effect. If you want to know more, follow @bombersues on twitter and sign up for updates at bombersuesbloggers.com.

In recent days, Schmalfeldt has been relentlessly harassing Kimberlin Unmasked, to whom Schmalfeldt paid little attention until . . . ?

Kimberlin Unmasked was sued by Brett Kimberlin!

Why does it seem that the targets of Bill Schmalfeldt’s harassment overlap Brett Kimberlin’s enemies list with such exactitude?

We might get an answer to that question if the Maryland lawsuit Kimberlin v. Walker, et al., goes to trial, but that seems unlikely.

One of the things Bill Schmalfeldt, Neal Rauhauser and other members of the Brett Kimberlin Internet Fan Club (BKIFC) have been doing the past couple of months is anticipating all the awesome consequences of Brett Kimberlin’s future courtroom victories.

Unlikely.

And by “unlikely,” of course I mean, “Dream on, dancing bear.”

Ain’t gonna happen.

Tuesday I met with my lawyer, Patrick Ostronic. Schmalfeldt and the BKIFC have spent a lot of time mocking my lawyer lately. Very amusing, if you understand that (a) Brett Kimberlin is litigating pro se, as his own lawyer, and (b) Patrick Ostronic is a real lawyer.

Graduated from law school, passed his bar exams, stuff like that.

Hypothetical Question: Would it count as “intentional infliction of emotional distress” to humiliate Brett Kimberlin in court?

Anyway, there is a hearing today in Montgomery County Circuit Court, a strictly procedural affair that is unlikely to produce any actual news, although we can expect Bill Schmalfeldt and the BKIFC to pronounce it a legal triumph for the pro se Perry Mason.

Enjoy the laughs, and be sure to shop our Amazon Black Friday Week Specials, because the bottom line is this: We win, they lose.

And then we laugh at their loser asses.

Good people love me. And that’s all that really matters, isn’t it?

 

BomberSuesBloggers.com

 




 

Category: Bill Schmalfeldt, The Kimberlin Files

Comments

47 Responses to “Be Thankful for Bill Schmalfeldt”

  1. MrEvilMatt
    November 27th, 2013 @ 8:38 am

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  2. Resista38176897
    November 27th, 2013 @ 8:38 am

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  3. CHideout
    November 27th, 2013 @ 8:38 am

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  4. jwbrown1969
    November 27th, 2013 @ 8:38 am

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  5. Lockestep1776
    November 27th, 2013 @ 8:38 am

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  6. Citzcom
    November 27th, 2013 @ 8:38 am

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  7. dkmkc2000
    November 27th, 2013 @ 8:49 am

    RT @Lockestep1776: Be Thankful for Bill Schmalfeldt: The biggest laughingstock on the Web  has been providing hours of entertainm… http:/…

  8. richard mcenroe
    November 27th, 2013 @ 8:52 am

    Take him all the way, Stacy; you guys could use a nice mobile home.

  9. richard mcenroe
    November 27th, 2013 @ 8:53 am

    Trade it in on a good RV for your election road trips.

  10. rmnixondeceased
    November 27th, 2013 @ 8:59 am

    The fumigation and pest removal costs would outweigh any profit …

  11. vermontaigne
    November 27th, 2013 @ 9:02 am

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  13. Pablo
    November 27th, 2013 @ 9:15 am

    Have you ever been properly served?

  14. dkmkc2000
    November 27th, 2013 @ 9:17 am

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM Be Thankful for Bill Schmalfeldt http://t.co/Z07wj03PvU #TCOT

  15. dkmkc2000
    November 27th, 2013 @ 9:19 am

    @smitty_one_each IRS Proposing rules to regulate Tax Exempt Groups Spending! WH pushing Political influence regulations!

  16. dkmkc2000
    November 27th, 2013 @ 9:22 am

    @smitty_one_each
    ACA Facts:
    125+ Day Waits
    BUREAUCRACY BURDEN
    System Cracks
    Paper Shuffle
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  17. richard mcenroe
    November 27th, 2013 @ 9:29 am

    I’m a Papist; I can comp the exorcism.

  18. richard mcenroe
    November 27th, 2013 @ 9:29 am

    Once, at a nice Outback in Canoga Park.

  19. Freddie Sykes
    November 27th, 2013 @ 10:54 am

    Please, I am begging you: no more photos of Schmalfeldt!

  20. Mm
    November 27th, 2013 @ 11:22 am

    It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and BS is spending his time harassing innocent people. Wonder what he does at Christmas. Do satanists even celebrate Christmas?

  21. Professor_Why
    November 27th, 2013 @ 11:32 am

    Be Thankful for Bill Schmalfeldt http://t.co/uuVhWNrZBA

  22. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 27th, 2013 @ 12:05 pm

    I am going to be thankful I am not Bill Schmalfeldt. He is a sick and twisted individual. His life his a hell of his own making.

  23. hkk
    November 27th, 2013 @ 12:31 pm

    His handle really should be Derp Brain Radio.

    I truly doubt his mother even loved him, which could explain the misogyny and Oedipal complex.

  24. robertstacymccain
    November 27th, 2013 @ 1:18 pm

    I authorized Patrick Ostronic to accept service on my behalf.

  25. richard mcenroe
    November 27th, 2013 @ 1:21 pm

    They haven’t been able to perfect an upside-down tree yet.

  26. rsmccain
    November 27th, 2013 @ 1:21 pm

    Be Thankful for Bill Schmalfeldt http://t.co/mEIvuUJBST | @antvq16 @Kimberlinunmask @guntotingteabag @ali @AaronWorthing @Patterico

  27. guntotingteabag
    November 27th, 2013 @ 1:22 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Be Thankful for Bill Schmalfeldt http://t.co/mEIvuUJBST | @antvq16 @Kimberlinunmask @guntotingteabag @ali @AaronWorthing @Pat…

  28. AaronWorthing
    November 27th, 2013 @ 1:23 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Be Thankful for Bill Schmalfeldt http://t.co/mEIvuUJBST | @antvq16 @Kimberlinunmask @guntotingteabag @ali @AaronWorthing @Pat…

  29. Jerry Fletcher
    November 27th, 2013 @ 1:24 pm

    The derps just keep coming along from him.

  30. Kimberlinunmask
    November 27th, 2013 @ 1:35 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Be Thankful for Bill Schmalfeldt http://t.co/mEIvuUJBST | @antvq16 @Kimberlinunmask @guntotingteabag @ali @AaronWorthing @Pat…

  31. Kimberlinunmask
    November 27th, 2013 @ 1:37 pm

    Inspector Jiggles, the biggest laughing stock on the web http://t.co/phJ7lQTOJF @guntotingteabag @wallywalt

  32. rsmccain
    November 27th, 2013 @ 1:41 pm

    RT @Kimberlinunmask: Inspector Jiggles, the biggest laughing stock on the web http://t.co/phJ7lQTOJF @guntotingteabag @wallywalt

  33. guntotingteabag
    November 27th, 2013 @ 1:43 pm

    RT @Kimberlinunmask: Inspector Jiggles, the biggest laughing stock on the web http://t.co/phJ7lQTOJF @guntotingteabag @wallywalt

  34. Katie Scarlet
    November 27th, 2013 @ 2:04 pm

    Good people love you and you have all the right enemies in my book. Have a Happy Thanksgiving with that brood of yours.

  35. newagerain
    November 27th, 2013 @ 2:25 pm

    RT @Kimberlinunmask: Inspector Jiggles, the biggest laughing stock on the web http://t.co/phJ7lQTOJF @guntotingteabag @wallywalt

  36. wjjhoge
    November 27th, 2013 @ 3:21 pm

    RT @Kimberlinunmask: Inspector Jiggles, the biggest laughing stock on the web http://t.co/phJ7lQTOJF @guntotingteabag @wallywalt

  37. robcrawford2
    November 27th, 2013 @ 6:30 pm

    How can Kimberlin act as his own lawyer when he’s not even allowed to testify?

  38. WJJ Hoge
    November 27th, 2013 @ 6:37 pm

    I was going to answer that question, but doing so would improve Kimberlin’s game.

    Let’s just say that it’s possible, but that Brett Kimberlin doesn’t seem to understand how to do it effectively.

  39. robertstacymccain
    November 27th, 2013 @ 6:38 pm

    There are many enigmas involved in Brett Kimberlin’s “legal strategy,” and you’ve just put your finger on one of them.

  40. MattRoss
    November 27th, 2013 @ 6:49 pm

    I can’t read the comic without nearly blowing coffee out my nose. Good stuff. Of course, Schmalfeldt is the most inept super-villain of all time. Also, he’s not actually super, is he? Or, is not having a neck a super power?

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  42. Calvin Everhart
    November 28th, 2013 @ 7:35 pm

    This story is so dang funny, the comics are out-of-this world, and I can’t wait for Brent to get his butt handed to him in court! Go man go.

  43. Calvin Everhart
    November 28th, 2013 @ 7:40 pm

    Plus that Green-bay sticker on the frig, His team got creamed today! Ha Ha.

  44. BeccaJLower
    November 29th, 2013 @ 3:12 am

    ICYMI: Be Thankful for Bill Schmalfeldt http://t.co/wHPVevCbkA via @rsmccain cc: @bombersues #thanksgiving #tcot #teaparty

  45. ali
    November 29th, 2013 @ 3:18 am

    RT @BeccaJLower: ICYMI: Be Thankful for Bill Schmalfeldt http://t.co/wHPVevCbkA via @rsmccain cc: @bombersues #thanksgiving #tcot #teaparty

  46. Kimberlinunmask
    November 30th, 2013 @ 7:17 pm

    Be Thankful For Bill Schmalfeldt http://t.co/phJ7lQTOJF

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