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How Desperate Is Sydney Leathers to Extend Her 15 Minutes of Infamy?

Posted on | November 30, 2013 | 51 Comments

It is rather quaint to remember that when Sydney Elaine Leathers was first identified as the former Obama campaign worker involved in a cybersex scandal with Anthony Weiner, some were reluctant to publish her name, seeing her as the victim of a predator.

Yeah. Except she’s a tattoo-covered slut who rented herself out to old creeps she met via “sugar daddy” sites.

The plump brunette harlot immediately seized upon the scandal to launch a porn career. And then . . .

There’s no delicate and polite way to say this: Sydney discovered she doesn’t like how her vagina looks. She thinks her labia are too big.

So she’s going to get surgery to trim her enormous flapping bat wings.

TMZ says the surgery will be performed by Dr. Neal Handel of Santa Barbara, California, for the fee of $8,400. And then . . .

Sydney will auction off the trimmings, encased in Lucite.

Is there a cultural significance to this story? Does my reporting this unsavory news serve any redeeming social purpose?

What we can discern is an extreme example of a trend, the vagina as commodity, which I have previously discussed: The pervasive influence of pornography and the general promiscuity of the “hook-up” culture has created competitive pressures on women, who feel that their sexual performance is constantly being judged, evaluated as a commercial product in the erotic marketplace.

We seem to be approaching a situation in which women are expected to send nude photos of themselves via cellphone to their prospective dates, marketing their bodies and their services in quite explicit ways. The whole “revenge porn” phenomenon originates in this kind of behavior, with women sharing what they think of as private photos, only to discover that their boyfriends have shared the intimate images with the whole world. In such an environment, the sense of being judged in comparison to others is heightened.

Sydney Leathers is self-conscious about her jumbo vagina lips because everybody is going to see them — or, at least, everybody who wants to see them can pay to see them, and she’s apparently embarrassed that “you could make a winter coat” from her excess drapery, as one of the TMZ producers said.

This is wrong at so many levels, it’s hard to figure out where to start.

For example, who decided that having large labia is a bad thing?

Even if Sydney Leathers is extraordinary in this regard — and forgive me for not doing the kind of in-depth investigative journalism that would be necessary to verify this — why is that a bad thing? Isn’t there at least a niche market value for that?

Couldn’t her unusually large  labia make Sydney memorably distinctive among porn performers? “Oh, yeah — Sydney Leathers! Isn’t she the one with the gigantic pink mudflaps?”

Maybe this publicity stunt is a cry for help. Maybe there is some Sydney Leathers fan out there — perhaps a disgraced former Democratic congressman — who will say, “No, Sydney! Don’t get that surgery! I’ve always adored your incredible floppy love-lips!”

Postal Dog brought this to my attention and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t plan to bid on the Sydney Leathers labia-in-lucite auction, but at least you know who to blame for making me aware of it.

 

Category: Celebrities, Sex

Comments

51 Responses to “How Desperate Is Sydney Leathers to Extend Her 15 Minutes of Infamy?”

  1. MrEvilMatt
    November 30th, 2013 @ 6:43 am

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  2. CHideout
    November 30th, 2013 @ 6:43 am

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  3. Lockestep1776
    November 30th, 2013 @ 6:43 am

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  4. Resista38176897
    November 30th, 2013 @ 6:43 am

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  5. Citzcom
    November 30th, 2013 @ 6:43 am

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  6. jwbrown1969
    November 30th, 2013 @ 6:43 am

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  7. Jeanette Victoria
    November 30th, 2013 @ 6:45 am

    In a sane world this woman would have been shunned. We no longer live in a sane world

  8. rsmccain
    November 30th, 2013 @ 6:53 am

    How Desperate Is Sydney Leathers to Extend Her 15 Minutes of Infamy? http://t.co/WO1D1x7QMZ

  9. vermontaigne
    November 30th, 2013 @ 6:57 am

    RT @rsmccain: How Desperate Is Sydney Leathers to Extend Her 15 Minutes of Infamy? http://t.co/WO1D1x7QMZ

  10. CFLancop
    November 30th, 2013 @ 7:00 am

    RT @rsmccain: How Desperate Is Sydney Leathers to Extend Her 15 Minutes of Infamy? http://t.co/WO1D1x7QMZ

  11. WillProfit1
    November 30th, 2013 @ 7:15 am

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  12. joethefatman1
    November 30th, 2013 @ 7:30 am

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  13. The Bearded Bastard of Babylon
    November 30th, 2013 @ 7:47 am

    Who was it here at TOM who recently commented something to the effect that men still paid attention to women even before they started shaving their legs?

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    November 30th, 2013 @ 8:08 am

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  15. Matthew W
    November 30th, 2013 @ 8:31 am

    Another one of those times where after I have walked through the progressive freak show tent, I am speechless.

  16. rsmccain
    November 30th, 2013 @ 8:42 am

    “There’s no delicate and polite way to say this …” http://t.co/WO1D1x7QMZ So, yeah, a perfect story for me.

  17. Alan Markus
    November 30th, 2013 @ 8:47 am

    Hey, if Sarah Silverman can auction off a napkin that was intimate with her V-Jay (for a pro-abortion fundraiser), this certainly tops that.

  18. joethefatman
    November 30th, 2013 @ 9:11 am

    I didn’t even know that particular surgery was possible until read that.

    I wish I still didn’t.

    Oh well, I guess it’s easier than standing on a corner in winter.

  19. Calvin Everhart
    November 30th, 2013 @ 10:05 am

    Love lips, Pink mudflaps, Bat wings, Stacy’s got-em all covered!

  20. ThomasD
    November 30th, 2013 @ 10:09 am

    So, anyone think there is a market for knock-offs?

    Maybe fetal pig ears in lucite on eBay?

    Or, rather than encasing them in lucite maybe she should have them tanned. Then she could market them as Leather’s Labia Leathers.

  21. Matthew W
    November 30th, 2013 @ 10:17 am

    “For example, who decided that having large labia is a bad thing?”

    I apologize in advance for this:

    NSFW !!!!

    http://largelabiaproject.org/

    and
    http://labiaproject.com/

  22. rsmccain
    November 30th, 2013 @ 10:33 am

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  24. JoyKeller1
    November 30th, 2013 @ 11:17 am

    OMG + LOL –> How Desperate Is Sydney Leathers to Extend Her 15 Minutes of Infamy? http://t.co/YpRPDZJbGA

  25. IA_Adam
    November 30th, 2013 @ 1:00 pm

    Is it any surprise the POS hates Republicans and conservatives? She represents every Sodom and Gomorrah mindset that dominates the DNC in these awful times.

  26. daryl
    November 30th, 2013 @ 1:09 pm

    I like big clits,i can not lie, but ewwwwwwwwwwww.

  27. tom_billesley
    November 30th, 2013 @ 1:58 pm

    Many girls don’t have this problem across North Africa, Eastern Africa and most of the Middle East. Don’t query it, it’s cultural and therefore taboo.

  28. Rich Vail
    November 30th, 2013 @ 2:13 pm

    “…surgery to trim her enormous flapping bat wings…Is there a cultural significance to this story? Does my reporting this unsavory news serve any redeeming social purpose?”

    No, but sometimes, the urge to snark at an idiot can be overwhelming! She’s not bad looking but really needs to lose a few pounds [ok more than a few, but WTF]…the fact that she’s going under the knife to fix “defects” is telling…she’ll have more success if she puts on about 50 pounds and goes the BBW porn route…those guys are more forgiving…

  29. dba_vagabond_trader
    November 30th, 2013 @ 2:28 pm

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  30. FenelonSpoke
    November 30th, 2013 @ 2:31 pm

    Problem with Sydney and with Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan and all these women who have to tart it up is at heart a spiritual one-they have no relationship with the Living Lord and so get their importance from attention from a corrupt culture. At heart most problems in the world are spiritual.

  31. Stogie Chomper
    November 30th, 2013 @ 2:39 pm

    After her surgery, her male sex partners will no longer have to strap a two by four across their butts to keep from falling in.

  32. Jerry Beckett
    November 30th, 2013 @ 2:48 pm

    “So she’s going to get surgery to trim her enormous flapping bat wings.”

    …..and there’s the image I’ll be trying to get out of my head for the rest of today.

    Yikes.

  33. rsmccain
    November 30th, 2013 @ 3:09 pm

    More than you probably ever wanted to know about Sydney Leathers’ vagina http://t.co/WO1D1x7QMZ

  34. Bob Belvedere
    November 30th, 2013 @ 4:00 pm

    Miss Leathers is just trying to snatch another fifteen minutes of fame to avoid the inevitable ‘use-by date’.

    [Let me save you all some time: I denounce myself.]

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  36. Pat Murray
    November 30th, 2013 @ 4:36 pm

    I don’t see her problem. As we are all aware; The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and lined with razor-sharp teeth.

  37. Pat Murray
    November 30th, 2013 @ 4:36 pm

    I don’t see her problem. As we are all aware; The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and lined with razor-sharp teeth.

  38. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 30th, 2013 @ 4:46 pm

    Democrats. Remember these people are Democrats and remind everyone you know they are Democrats.

  39. Quartermaster
    November 30th, 2013 @ 4:51 pm

    Alas, there is a large slug of Pubbies that are about as bad off.

  40. Matthew W
    November 30th, 2013 @ 5:14 pm

    HA !!
    That’s how I picture Sandra Fluke and Amanda Marcotte !!

  41. da_truth36
    December 1st, 2013 @ 8:54 am

    “gigantic pink mudflaps” LOL

    Which is why I check this site every day: RSM has such a way with words, whether the material be silly or serious.

    Oh, and thank your for not doing that in-depth investigative journalism and posting your findings here.

  42. Rich Vail
    December 1st, 2013 @ 12:13 pm

    No need for that Bob…just keep in mind, she’s doing the best she can with what G-d gave her to work with…which ain’t much…and to use that quaint southernism, “bless her little heart…”

  43. ChandlersGhost
    December 1st, 2013 @ 5:24 pm

    Dennis the Peasant used to have a pretty good picture illustrating the Pandagon Vagina of Death. Unfortunately I can’t find it.

  44. ChandlersGhost
    December 1st, 2013 @ 5:24 pm

    Dennis the Peasant used to have a pretty good picture illustrating the Pandagon Vagina of Death. Unfortunately I can’t find it.

  45. rsmccain
    December 1st, 2013 @ 7:56 pm

    ICYMI: Sydney Leathers and her “enormous flapping bat wings” http://t.co/WO1D1x7QMZ

  46. instapundit
    December 1st, 2013 @ 7:57 pm

    RT @rsmccain: ICYMI: Sydney Leathers and her “enormous flapping bat wings” http://t.co/WO1D1x7QMZ

  47. PATR2014
    December 1st, 2013 @ 8:02 pm

    RT @rsmccain: ICYMI: Sydney Leathers and her “enormous flapping bat wings” http://t.co/WO1D1x7QMZ

  48. BobBelvedere
    December 1st, 2013 @ 8:02 pm

    RT @rsmccain: ICYMI: Sydney Leathers and her “enormous flapping bat wings” http://t.co/WO1D1x7QMZ

  49. MaxwellSilver3
    December 1st, 2013 @ 8:09 pm

    OMG. That. Is. Crazy MT @rsmccain @instapundit ICYMI: Sydney Leathers and her “enormous flapping bat wings” http://t.co/HQIP9UNlex …

  50. exposeliberals
    December 1st, 2013 @ 8:25 pm

    RT @rsmccain: ICYMI: Sydney Leathers and her “enormous flapping bat wings” http://t.co/WO1D1x7QMZ