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Let the Paul Walker Death Crash Conspiracy Theories Begin!

Posted on | December 2, 2013 | 63 Comments

Basically, all celebrity news is on hold until further notice, because the actor famous for starring in movies about high-speed street racing got killed while — wait for it — high-speed street racing.

I know, right?

Anyway, if you’re paranoid, this might seem suspicious:

Paul Walker may not have ever gotten into the car that took him to his death if it hadn’t been acting up moments before the crash … TMZ has learned.
Paul showed up Saturday for a fundraiser at Always Evolving — Roger Rodas’ high end auto shop that specializes in exotic cars. Paul had a stake in the shop.
Sources connected to Roger tell TMZ when Paul arrived … Roger was watching one of his employees try in vain to back the Carrera GT into the shop, but it kept stalling. Roger decided to take matters into his own hands … told the worker to get out and took the wheel himself.
As Roger began to back into the garage … Paul came up and said he hadn’t driven in the Porsche yet — so he jumped in the passenger seat and they took a 20 minute drive.

Did somebody say “suspicious“?

The exotic sports car in which Paul Walker violently died, crashed as a result of mechanical failure — very possibly a steering fluid leak … this according to sources closely tied to the auto shop where the vehicle was stored and maintained.
Sources connected to Always Evolving — the shop co-owned by Walker and the Porsche driver Roger Rodas — tell TMZ they saw evidence of a fluid burst and subsequent fluid trail before the skid marks at the accident scene.
The AE sources point to the fact there is a noticeable absence of skid marks until just before the point of impact. They say if Roger had lost control the skid marks would show swerving, but instead the marks were in a straight line. They feel this cements the theory the driver didn’t have steering control.

Probably the CIA or the Mossad or maybe . . . right-wing nutjobs outraged to learn that Paul Walker was a cradle-robbing creepazoid:

Paul Walker’s girlfriend is ‘broken up’ over his death as the couple were hoping for a ‘bright future’ together, MailOnline can reveal.
Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell, 23, is being comforted by her mother Julie as she struggles to cope with the ‘horrible’ news, relatives said.
She has reportedly been dating Walker since 2006 when she was just 16 and he was 33 — but the 17-year age gap has been no barrier to them both finding love. . . .
Jasmine, a college student who lives in Santa Barbara, California, was supposedly beginning to become the step-mother to Walker’s daughter Meadow, 15, even though she is only eight years older than her.

Kaitlyn Hunt could not be reached for comment.

 

 


Category: Celebrities, Conspiracy Theories

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63 Responses to “Let the Paul Walker Death Crash Conspiracy Theories Begin!”

  1. MrEvilMatt
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:18 pm

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  2. CHideout
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:18 pm

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  3. Lockestep1776
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:18 pm

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  4. Resista38176897
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:18 pm

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  5. Citzcom
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:18 pm

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  6. jwbrown1969
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:18 pm

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  7. rsmccain
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:23 pm

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  8. MNHawk
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:26 pm

    At least Fast and Furious is now being widely reported, in low information media.

  9. TxAv8r
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:28 pm

    I blame Boooooosh! Oh, and Cheney, too. RT @rsmccain: Let the Paul Walker Death Crash Conspiracy Theories Begin! http://t.co/QDk6zyaQDa

  10. rsmccain
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:39 pm

    Bonus #FreeKate reference http://t.co/bLklNxQGRU @kjcopp @NASCARNAC @sourthentrad @MrEvilMatt

  11. HarrietBaldwin
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:39 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Bonus #FreeKate reference http://t.co/bLklNxQGRU @kjcopp @NASCARNAC @sourthentrad @MrEvilMatt

  12. richard mcenroe
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:43 pm

    How can ANYONE have missed the OBVIOUS connection between Walker’s death and the SUSPICIOUS death-by-auto of crusading journalist Michael Hastings ( http://tinyurl.com/plvjhq9 ) ?!?!? Clearly, both men KNEW TOO MUCH and the powers behind the scenes took advantage of Amerikkka’s self indulgent love affair with the automobile to silence them. It’s so BLATANT!!!!!11ELEVENTY!11!!!!!

  13. Adot_T
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:43 pm

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  14. BobBelvedere
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:48 pm

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  15. NASCARNAC
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:52 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Bonus #FreeKate reference http://t.co/bLklNxQGRU @kjcopp @NASCARNAC @sourthentrad @MrEvilMatt

  16. Steve Skubinna
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 1:57 pm

    Somebody needs to subpoena Vin Diesel and find out what he knew, and when he knew it.

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  18. MattRoss
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 2:03 pm

    Welcome to the “conspiracy!” Please take a name-tag and tin foil hat!

  19. MattRoss
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 2:04 pm

    Whoa, he said eleventy. That’s a sure sign that something foul is afoot.

  20. sourthentrad
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 2:11 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Bonus #FreeKate reference http://t.co/bLklNxQGRU @kjcopp @NASCARNAC @sourthentrad @MrEvilMatt

  21. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 2:22 pm

    He was trying to save healthcare.gov, which was incorporated into his Porsche, and drove it too fast.

    Which just goes to show a slower site is a safer site!

  22. JoyKeller1
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 2:23 pm

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  23. LeMonJames
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 2:37 pm

    Just another day in the psychofest that is Hollywood.

  24. PCachu
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 2:44 pm

    The true tragedy, of course, is that the Facebook poster cited at the end there will never be able to fully appreciate the irony of a #FreeKater trying to call anyone out for their “conspiracy theories”…

  25. ReaganiteRepublican
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 2:47 pm

    It was caused by his buddy doing donuts/figure 8’s on public street with a 612hp car.

  26. Steve Skubinna
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 2:58 pm

    Yeah, but he forgot “WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!”

    So I’m calling BS.

  27. Steve Skubinna
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 2:59 pm

    See: motes, eyes.

  28. mojo
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 3:06 pm

    Um… who?

  29. Jesse_Babcock77
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 3:08 pm

    @McNasty5Point5 look at this too.. Explains why they went for a drive. http://t.co/UshOXPb8Gn

  30. NASCARNAC
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 3:12 pm

    @NoInfidel33 @Red__Rover Walker was 33 dating a 16 year old http://t.co/SpjKO7tI1b

  31. Red__Rover
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 3:15 pm

    RT @NASCARNAC: @NoInfidel33 @Red__Rover Walker was 33 dating a 16 year old http://t.co/SpjKO7tI1b

  32. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 3:26 pm

    Except they miss all the story except the title “Fast and Furious”

  33. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 3:28 pm

    He had me at eleventy.

  34. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 3:29 pm

    I get a tingle when I hear eleventy.

  35. Julie Pascal
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 3:37 pm

    Sometimes people die stupidly. It really isn’t any more complicated than that.

  36. MicahStone
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 4:05 pm

    For those pathetic excuses for “humans” who celebrate the murder of each unborn fetus by an abortionist, wishing death to those they oppose seems to come naturally.

  37. richard mcenroe
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 4:19 pm

    It gets WORSE the deeper you DIG!!111!

    MANSFIELD!!
    DeAN!!11!
    LAWRENCE OF ARABIA!!!11!! Arabia! Jeezuz, the tie-ins to corporate Amerikka, the House of Windsor, Big Oil and the JOOOOOs are SO!!! OBVIOUS!!1!!!!! WakE UP INDEeD!

  38. zombeewolf
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 4:23 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Let the Paul Walker Death Crash Conspiracy Theories Begin! http://t.co/bLklNxQGRU

  39. ThomasD
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 5:25 pm

    “Mechanical failure”

    Yep there I was one day, stuck idling in rush hour traffic when all of a sudden – BANG – mechanical failure..

    Next thing I knew I was ejected into some shrubbery, and the car was in flames, folded in half around a telephone pole.

    Who knew mechanical failure could release that much kinetic energy?

    If we could figure out how to harness the awesome power of mechanical failure it wouldn’t take but a couple dozen Fiats and Chryslers to power the whole planet.

  40. Nan
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 5:53 pm

    Mossad or CIA? Not daughter sick and tired of him dating a woman who is practically her contemporary?

  41. robertstacymccain
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 6:32 pm

    Your sarcasm is appreciated.

  42. robertstacymccain
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 6:33 pm

    Don’t forget: FIRE CAN’T MELT STEEL!

  43. Funyon
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 6:34 pm

    You just had to be an asshole and take a swipe at him over the age of his girlfriend. And of course, ol’ Kate Hunt made an appearance too. Where’s Runyon to validate your bullshit?

  44. Quartermaster
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 6:51 pm

    Nah, RSM is no a***ole, but there is no doubt you are. RSM simply engages in well deserved mockery of people like yourself, who are too limited mentally to understand the difference. Your condition makes the mockery more fun.

  45. Quartermaster
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 6:52 pm

    If we could fin some way to attach dynamos to the founders mortal remains, the supersonic spin rate would produce power too cheap the meter.

  46. Quartermaster
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 6:53 pm

    Is that Pournelle and Niven novel of which you speak?

  47. Steve Skubinna
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 7:06 pm

    Actually I was referring to the Bible. I think they stole it from Pournelle and Niven.

    Reminds me of the woman who decided to read Shakespeare. After a while a friend asked how she liked it.

    “It’s all right, I suppose,” she said, “but it looks to me like all he did was just string a whole lot of cliches together.”

  48. RMNixonDeceased
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 8:00 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Bonus #FreeKate reference http://t.co/bLklNxQGRU @kjcopp @NASCARNAC @sourthentrad @MrEvilMatt

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  50. kjcopp
    December 2nd, 2013 @ 9:14 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Bonus #FreeKate reference http://t.co/bLklNxQGRU @kjcopp @NASCARNAC @sourthentrad @MrEvilMatt