Concealed Carry (IYKWIMAITYD)
Posted on | January 8, 2014 | 51 Comments
Is that a pistol in your vagina or are you just happy to see me?
A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.
To make matters more strange, the arrested woman is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men.”
As detailed in a probable cause statement, Jennifer McCarthy, a 48-year-old artist, argued about space aliens with her 53-year-old beau, whose name was redacted from the document released by the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Office. . . .
McCarthy’s boyfriend told investigators that following the argument McCarthy departed her Aventura Road residence. Upon returning to the home, he told deputies, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” . . .
After removing the gun from her vagina, McCarthy pointed it at her boyfriend’s head, investigators charge.
Hat-tip: Bob Belvedere on Twitter. This might be a good place to advertise Deep Discounts on Used Products. IYKWIMAITYD.
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51 Responses to “Concealed Carry (IYKWIMAITYD)”
January 8th, 2014 @ 9:02 pm
I wonder how she, ahh, “unholstered” the weapon without also dislodging the prescription bottle of Xanax and the roll of hundred-dollar bills also stashed in there.
January 8th, 2014 @ 9:07 pm
Be sure to clean all ‘used’ weapons with “Summer’s Eve” prior to cleaning with Hoppe’s #9 solvent …
January 8th, 2014 @ 9:07 pm
Desert Eagle?
January 8th, 2014 @ 9:07 pm
Nope. She likes ’em BIG!
January 8th, 2014 @ 9:11 pm
Well lubricated pistol. Was it space aliens, or was she annoyed that the boyfriend didn’t notice?
January 8th, 2014 @ 9:24 pm
Hoppe’s might try this.
I mean, with a bit of cat repellent.
Though, with the right lead, this might do double duty for catching wahoo, shark, tarpon, sailfish.
“The Old Man and the C?”
January 8th, 2014 @ 9:25 pm
The image of throwing a hotdog down a corridor comes to mind.
January 8th, 2014 @ 9:44 pm
You know, there’s so much not said in that story it raises many more questions than it answers.
On the other hand, not all questions have answers.
January 8th, 2014 @ 9:52 pm
Article described it as a “silver” handgun, probably stainless steel or possibly nickel, which would be a better choice for vag carry, less of a corrosion problem…
January 8th, 2014 @ 10:13 pm
NSFW Jokes from the movie Predator:
January 8th, 2014 @ 10:58 pm
Wow. Guess what happens when you enter only the term ‘vagina’ at TheSmokingGun?
Yeah, you guessed it.
I guess Freud was wrong. Evidently it wasn’t just “teeth” that bedeviled the dreams of men who fear women.
January 8th, 2014 @ 11:12 pm
How can you have a “domestic dispute over space aliens?”
I mean, I can see how you might have an inter-planetary dispute over space aliens but unless there is something really strange going on, it couldn’t be purely “domestic.”
Oh, wait! She had a pistol in her what? Well, that would count as really strange.
January 8th, 2014 @ 11:24 pm
A REAL woman would pack a K-38 S&W with 8-inch match bull barrel…
January 8th, 2014 @ 11:25 pm
Was the pistol for protection from grizzly bears… or to attract them? “Oh, boy, salmon!”
January 8th, 2014 @ 11:43 pm
did you know 0bama was having gay sex with his dogs, arabs, union thugs, chris matthews, socialists, and communists during this?
January 8th, 2014 @ 11:46 pm
And you thought all those cavity searches were just for fun.
January 8th, 2014 @ 11:48 pm
The weird are turning pro.
January 8th, 2014 @ 11:50 pm
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January 8th, 2014 @ 11:56 pm
this could depend on whether it was a Ruger LCP or a Desert Eagle, no?
January 9th, 2014 @ 12:02 am
Well, if your domestic partner was a space alien, then…
Maybe she threatened to go back to her mother. On Zeta 2 Reticuli.
January 9th, 2014 @ 12:38 am
Saturday Night Special takes on a new meaning.
January 9th, 2014 @ 1:58 am
Just stay with that sentence for a minute: “Space Aliens.” “Handgun.” From her vagina.”
During the exchange, McCarthy went into her bedroom and emerged wearing lingerie. Her boyfriend probably thought, Oh, great! Reconciliation sex time? Sorry for being skeptical of your out-of-body experience, hon, until McCarthy pulled a Smith & Wesson out of her vagina, proceeded to “have inner course [sic] with the gun” while asking her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?”
January 9th, 2014 @ 5:57 am
Nor do we necessarily want those answers….
January 9th, 2014 @ 7:21 am
It’s been a while since I have had a biology class, but I’m pretty sure that’s not what a vagina is for;
http://bacontime.wordpress.com/2013/12/04/seperated-at-birth-2/
January 9th, 2014 @ 8:05 am
I see what you’re doing there.
January 9th, 2014 @ 8:11 am
Heh. I was just riffing.
January 9th, 2014 @ 8:19 am
What is it with people named “Jenny McCarthy”, anyway?
January 9th, 2014 @ 8:25 am
Pure silver is darn corrosion resistant, it’s sterling that tarnishes fast.
Not that I have any direct experience with this sort of application; speaking strictly in generalities here…
January 9th, 2014 @ 9:32 am
This story explains quite a lot about Cormac McCarthy’s oeuvre.
Unless it doesn’t.
January 9th, 2014 @ 10:03 am
A true Feminist would pull this.
January 9th, 2014 @ 10:30 am
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January 9th, 2014 @ 10:37 am
Son of a gun? More like mother of a gun.
January 9th, 2014 @ 10:55 am
Now where is Evi l. Bloggerlady on this?
January 9th, 2014 @ 11:17 am
“Happiness is a warm gun” – JW Lennon
January 9th, 2014 @ 6:38 pm
Barrett M82, baby!
January 9th, 2014 @ 6:42 pm
This is actually a groundbreaking moment. Every argument with gun grabbers – every one – ends up eventually being about penises. You think you’re talking about guns, and then at some point you realize that the other person is bringing the penis into the discussion.
So I’m going to clip this story and keep it in my wallet. The next time the argument becomes “gun = wienie” I wave this like a bloody shirt.
January 9th, 2014 @ 7:18 pm
Love the weapon but it’s close tolerances would “gum up” and become sticky, a dangerous condition. In this instance a weapon with a ‘loose fit’ (IYKWIMAITYD) is needed!
January 9th, 2014 @ 7:55 pm
In that case you want an AK-47.
January 9th, 2014 @ 8:06 pm
I said loose, not gaping!
January 9th, 2014 @ 8:29 pm
You may wave it, but only at certain times of the month.
January 9th, 2014 @ 8:52 pm
And accidental discharge.
I’m sorry I said that.
January 9th, 2014 @ 11:08 pm
‘scuse me while I whip this out…
January 9th, 2014 @ 11:59 pm
And so does “clearing leather”
January 10th, 2014 @ 5:27 am
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January 10th, 2014 @ 4:57 pm
Absolutely disgusting!
Is that broccoli?
January 10th, 2014 @ 5:23 pm
Stop telling women what they can and cannot do with their vaginas.
Free the vaginas!
January 10th, 2014 @ 5:26 pm
Is that the Karen Finney Model?
January 10th, 2014 @ 5:43 pm
I’m married.
I have no knowledge of the aforementioned “vagina.”
January 10th, 2014 @ 7:40 pm
I’m not sure. It has Hello Kitty stickers to add if one desires …
January 12th, 2014 @ 2:45 pm
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