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Yeah, I’m Sure @Denise_Richards Won’t Have Any Problems With This

Posted on | February 17, 2014 | 50 Comments

So, imagine you’re the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, the mother of his two young daughters, and your ex-husband just announced plans to marry a 24-year-old performer known for her roles in such “adult” video productions as Seduced by Mommy 2, Bondage Tongue Bath, Lesbian Workout, Lesbian Romance, etc. How would you feel about Charlie and his new squeeze having visitation with your daughters?

My guess is, lawyers for Denise Richards are going to use this as a reason to make sure Charlie never gets to see those kids.

 

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  • SPQR9

    What’s wrong with “Bondage Tongue Bath” ? Cleanliness is next to Godliness …

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Can we conclude you are taking Ms. Richards side?

  • robertstacymccain

    Yeah, I have from the start.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    And your [erroneous] belief that she is Super Hawt has nothing to do with it. eh, McCain?

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Other than Mrs. McCain, your family, and Ms. Milano, most of recognize you always had soft spot for Ms. Richards.

    And Charlie Sheen is a cad and scoundrel.

  • robertstacymccain

    Well, you can search the blog and see what I’ve written. Charlie had his chance, and blew it, and everything that has happened to him since the split with Denise has only further confirmed that Charlie was the source of Charlie’s problems.

  • SPQR9

    Down vote for the vile “erroneous” adjective, you … you … philistine.

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Ain’t that the truth.

  • jakee308

    Denise Richards is no saint. She just plays one on TV. (and has a good lawyer and publicist)

    Not saying Charlie’s a saint either.

    She’s just more private about her bad behavior. (and charlie’s a little off center)

  • Dave

    I assume everyone in Hollywood is crazy barring first-hand evidence otherwise. And although it’s not that far from San Diego to LA, and many starlets have many positive attributes (though finding 30-something social awkward programmers irresistibly sexy is almost certainly not one of them), I am not sufficiently motivated to conduct research on this.

  • http://www.blackmailersdontshoot.com/ ChandlersGhost

    Of course Brett Rossi quit porn. Her new fiancee can pay for the cocaine.

  • Zohydro

    What happened to Sheen’s two “goddesses” three “angels”?

    http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/06/charlie-sheen-goddesses-angels-porn-star-girlfriend/

  • M. Thompson

    If they’re heading south from LA, they have to get through the jarheads first.

  • concern00

    Surely today’s marginally left influenced courts are likely to side with the (ex) porn queen. I’m pretty sure porn is just another manifestation of lefty love.

  • http://www.journal14.com/ Dana

    She hasn’t done a porno for seven months? Well, once a whore . . .

  • http://www.journal14.com/ Dana

    Having seen Miss Richards’ tremendously believable performance as a nuclear physicist in The World Is Not Enough, of course I support her, in everything she does!

  • http://www.journal14.com/ Dana

    Some of us appreciate people with enough class — if that’s really the appropriate word — to keep their bad behavior private.

  • http://www.journal14.com/ Dana
  • http://www.journal14.com/ Dana
  • robertstacymccain

    To blame Denise Richards in her conflict with Charlie Sheen is kind of like saying, “Well, whose fault is it that all those Jews were living in Germany? You can’t blame Hitler!”

  • CrustyB

    He does drugs, marries a porn star who was in “Bondage Tongue Bath,” brings her into the same house as his young children, and then bad-mouths Phil Robertson because HIS views are reprehensible. Welcome to the backwards world of the liberal.

  • richard mcenroe

    I’ve known other ex-pornstars, so good luck to Ms. Rossi in that regard at least.

  • richard mcenroe

    If bad acting was a crime, I would have been shot after “Nudist Colony of the Dead” and drawn and quartered after “The Naked Monster”, so I cannot fault Ms. Richardson in that regard.

  • richard mcenroe

    Starbucks?

  • richard mcenroe

    Stacy you’re missing Sheen’s one redeeming quality: were any of his “goddesses” from Florida?

  • JeffS

    Let’s not forget her performance as a hotshot pilot in Starship Troopers!

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Hey, Karl Rove said leave Hillary’s past alone!

  • marew

    Doesn’t Charlie have another ex-wife who has drug issues (among others), and didn’t Richards care for the two boys from that relationship for awhile and had to find other arrangements for them because they were so disruptive and violent?

    What a complete mess. Charlie looks very wasted in the picture with the hat.

    I see marrying a porn star is another stellar choice.

  • marew

    I feel like I need a shower after reading porn movie names. Except for Bondage Tongue Bath.

  • http://www.journal14.com/ Dana

    Regrettably, she wasn’t in Rico’s mobile infantry unit, so she wasn’t in the shower scene. :(

  • http://www.journal14.com/ Dana

    It was the Jooooos fault for letting themselves get kicked out of Judea in 70 AD.

  • http://www.journal14.com/ Dana

    He was married to Denise Richards, and he thought that there was an upgrade?

  • http://www.journal14.com/ Dana

    Of course, upon seeing her curriculum vitae, which our host was kind enough to link,An American Werewolf in London XXX Porn Parody sounds like a winner! An American Werewolf in London was an awesome movie!

  • JeffS

    Yeah, pity that she didn’t play a grunt, one of the few things accurately portrayed from Heinlein’s novel.

    Instead she had to wear puritanical uniforms. The only reason I watched the show to the end was the (slim) hope that the bugs would find some reason to rip off her clothes.

    Alas, that never happened. :(

  • JeffS

    A “Bondage Tongue Bath” would be like a shower, right?

    IYKWIMAITTYD.

  • Quartermaster

    The shower scene was the high point of the movie. The movie was a turkey and my son and I, having read the novel, were pretty disgusted with the movie.

  • Quartermaster

    Added my down as well.

  • Quartermaster

    Depends on where that tongue has been.

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  • SPQR9

    A point.

  • Hanzo

    “Not a pornstar anymore and haven’t been in over 7 months”. Why, how chaste of her, bless her heart.
    Once a pornstar always a pornstar.

  • Hanzo

    “Not a pornstar anymore and haven’t been in over 7 months”. Why, how chaste of her, bless her heart.
    Once a pornstar always a pornstar.

  • Hanzo

    I’m gonna’ have to google that one, I can’t believe I haven’t seen , or even heard of, one of Ms.Richards’ brilliant acting performances.
    sarc off

  • Hanzo

    I’m gonna’ have to google that one, I can’t believe I haven’t seen , or even heard of, one of Ms.Richards’ brilliant acting performances.
    sarc off

  • marew

    exactly

  • marew

    exactly

  • Nan

    She might figure it out.

    Oh, and his quote on short marriage to first wife “You buy a bad car and it breaks down.”

  • Nan

    She might figure it out.

    Oh, and his quote on short marriage to first wife “You buy a bad car and it breaks down.”

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    She’s actually not a bad actress – rather, a journeyman, as it were. But she is too damn thin and only mildly attractive.

  • Steve White

    Brett Rossi™ tweets “not a ‘pornstar’ anymore and haven’t been in over 7 months.”

    To borrow the gag from ‘Evita’ — “I’m still called an Admiral even though I gave up the sea long ago.”