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Donald Waelde Wants to Be a Woman — and Also, Perform Oral Sex on a Horse

Posted on | April 27, 2014 | 89 Comments

The Craigslist ad (left) led to arrest of Donald Waelde (right).

Far be it from me to say that Donald Waelde’s alleged interest in horse sex is typical of Arizona’s LGBT community:

Once again, deputies from the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office have busted someone who went to Craigslist looking for sex with an animal.
This time, a 22-year-old Phoenix man went to the “Missed Connections” section of Craigslist seeking a male horse “on which to commit the act of fellatio,” according to the MCSO.
The ad on Craigslist . . . was listed on April 8, and states:

I am 22 years old and I want to play with a male Horse. simple as that. If you have access to a Male horse, and can allow me access to a male horse, then contact me please 😉 I will do something in return.

Detectives were able to identify the poster as 22-year-old Donald Waelde, according to MCSO. . . .
According to an MCSO spokesman, “In the undercover investigation, Sheriff’s deputies contacted the suspect and engaged Waelde in conversation where the suspect stated the sex act he wished to perform on the horse and agreed to meet the undercover detective on Tuesday.”
The detective actually went to the meeting place in Anthem with a horse, borrowing one from the MCSO’s Mounted Posse.
Waelde was immediately arrested after showing up to the meeting place, and the Sheriff’s Office says he admitted to placing the ad and “stated his intentions to consummate the act.”

Phoenix New Times made no mention of Waelde’s transgender interest, but WKAZ-TV did, and apparently this was sufficient cause for Huffington Post to declare Donald Waelde a woman:

An Arizona woman has been arrested on bestiality charges after allegedly trying to arrange sex with a horse via Craigslist.
The woman, who’s described as transgender and who the police report is legally known as Donald Waelde, 22, posted this ad on the Missed Connections section of Phoenix Craigslist on April 8 . . .
During the meeting, Waelde allegedly admitted to placing the ad and her sexual intentions with the animal.
She was arrested and charged with conspiracy to commit bestiality.

The radical feminist blog Gender Trender called attention to this linguistic transformation, noting how often crimes committed by transgenders are attributed to “women.” And there is certainly an element of deception involved in the appropriation of female pronouns — “she” and “her” — to describe a man with a penis named Donald.

Might as well call him a “filly,” I suppose.

 

Comments

89 Responses to “Donald Waelde Wants to Be a Woman — and Also, Perform Oral Sex on a Horse”

  1. RS
    April 27th, 2014 @ 7:42 pm

    New hashtag: “Equineophobe.”

  2. RS
    April 27th, 2014 @ 7:45 pm

    And, BTW, this stuff is old hat.

  3. Bob Belvedere
    April 27th, 2014 @ 7:47 pm

    All in all, I rather be in Philly-delphia.

  4. Charles G. Hill
    April 27th, 2014 @ 7:54 pm

    “… a man with a penis named Donald.”

    Odd name for a penis, Donald.

  5. ...
    April 27th, 2014 @ 7:56 pm

    Is she (he) a Womlan or Manwom?

  6. Dana
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:00 pm

    Well, Catherine II (allegedly) copulated with a horse, and they still call her the Great.

  7. Dana
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:01 pm

    Did the horse say, “No,” or just “Nay?”

  8. ...
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:05 pm

    This “woman” apparently went on the “Missed Connections” section?

    Hmm… somebody’s missing a connection, but that’s another story…

  9. robertstacymccain
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:07 pm

    “A few fries short of a Happy Meal,” as they say.

  10. richard mcenroe
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:18 pm

    xwrong thread.

  11. Ruy Diaz
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:32 pm

    That is not true. And, keeping it in the era, Potemkin didn’t build ‘Potemkin Villages.’ Catherine II was a serial monogamist who had a thing for young military studs, and Potemkin was a soulless psychopath, but the two big stories associated with them are not true.

  12. Dana
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:33 pm

    Hey, I said (allegedly).!

  13. Käthe
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:34 pm

    There’s more than an element of deception it is a straight up mindf*** and power play–there is great power in being able to coerce a whole bunch of people into saying something is true when they know damn well it’s a lie. To make me look straight on at the most dog-like dog that ever was a dog and say “yes, sir, that is very obviously a cat, whatever you say, sir.” That is such a tremendous amount of power.

  14. Ruy Diaz
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:34 pm

    “The Radical Feminist blog Gender Tender….” Ah, I love it when the internal contradictions of the rainbow coalition devolve into blue-on-blue warfare. Highly enjoyable.

  15. Ruy Diaz
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:36 pm

    Yes.
    But I saw an opportunity to show off my amazing knowledge, superior intellect, and profound humility. And I’m feeling all warm inside right now. (*nods contentedly*)

  16. Dana
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:37 pm

    Well, far be it for me to criticize your amazing knowledge, superior intellect, and profound humility!

  17. Dana
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:37 pm

    Well, far be it for me to criticize your amazing knowledge, superior intellect, and profound humility!

  18. Mm
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:39 pm

    As an FYI – bestiality perverts often cause such injury to the animal they rape, it has to be euthanized because of massive internal damage.

  19. Dana
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:43 pm

    Would it be wrong of me to suggest that this wouldn’t be the case in this situation? 🙂

  20. Dana
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:43 pm

    Would it be wrong of me to suggest that this wouldn’t be the case in this situation? 🙂

  21. Rex
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:48 pm

    That’s like a Kafkaesque nightmare.

    I mean, where he is Kafka and I’m the horse.

  22. Rex
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:48 pm

    That’s like a Kafkaesque nightmare.

    I mean, where he is Kafka and I’m the horse.

  23. K-Bob
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:55 pm

    It’s amazing how so many popular shows on TV, like Criminal Minds, Law and Order, etc. will frequently portray how screwed up some humans are. The shrinks on the show are always pointing out some disorder or other in these perpetrators. The millions of viewers attests to the broad appeal of these shows.

    The fact is, the human population has a percentage—hopefully tiny—that is just plain nuts. People know this.

    And yet if something crosses the news that involves any sort of sexual deviancy, a huge number of people line up to deny that any mental defect is present, and you’re a hater for suggesting it’s even possible.

  24. K-Bob
    April 27th, 2014 @ 8:55 pm

    It’s amazing how so many popular shows on TV, like Criminal Minds, Law and Order, etc. will frequently portray how screwed up some humans are. The shrinks on the show are always pointing out some disorder or other in these perpetrators. The millions of viewers attests to the broad appeal of these shows.

    The fact is, the human population has a percentage—hopefully tiny—that is just plain nuts. People know this.

    And yet if something crosses the news that involves any sort of sexual deviancy, a huge number of people line up to deny that any mental defect is present, and you’re a hater for suggesting it’s even possible.

  25. Zohydro
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:01 pm

    I render you and the horse you rode in on…

  26. Zohydro
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:01 pm

    I render you and the horse you rode in on…

  27. Mm
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:06 pm

    Depends on what he would have ended up doing to the poor animals genitalia.

  28. Mm
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:06 pm

    Depends on what he would have ended up doing to the poor animals genitalia.

  29. Mm
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:08 pm

    i am a cat, as a matter of fact, and if you deny my reality you are a bigoted hater.

  30. Mm
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:08 pm

    i am a cat, as a matter of fact, and if you deny my reality you are a bigoted hater.

  31. RS
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:08 pm

    Indeed. Which begs the questions: “Is there anything which is truly deviant?” “If so, what is it?” “How do you determine philosophically that it is deviant?” The Left opened the sexual Pandora’s Box (no pun intended) with the emphasis on orientation, and the elimination of sex as means of procreation in favor of sex as recreation. With that, all social anchors for making such judgments went out the window.

  32. RS
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:08 pm

    Indeed. Which begs the questions: “Is there anything which is truly deviant?” “If so, what is it?” “How do you determine philosophically that it is deviant?” The Left opened the sexual Pandora’s Box (no pun intended) with the emphasis on orientation, and the elimination of sex as means of procreation in favor of sex as recreation. With that, all social anchors for making such judgments went out the window.

  33. Mm
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:09 pm

    You win best comment!

  34. Dana
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:12 pm

    Alas! It looks like he won’t be able to be with his one true love.

  35. cmdr358
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:31 pm

    Why are you so hung up on labels?
    {end sarc}

  36. Bob Belvedere
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:40 pm

    We’ve been saying that about your thoughts for years, CCR.

  37. Zohydro
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:40 pm

    There’s a village not far from my fortified secret base named “Horseheads”… Seriously!

  38. Bob Belvedere
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:41 pm

    It’s a Brave New World.

  39. Jeanette Victoria
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:46 pm

    Just what the world needs another ugly woman who looks like a horse

  40. Bob Belvedere
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:48 pm

    Watch out, Sarah Jessica Parker!

  41. smitty
    April 27th, 2014 @ 9:51 pm

    Even odder, Donald has six letters.

  42. Zohydro
    April 27th, 2014 @ 10:43 pm

    John Kerry?

  43. JeffS
    April 27th, 2014 @ 10:57 pm

    “Penis” has five, which is indeed odd.

  44. JeffS
    April 27th, 2014 @ 10:57 pm

    “Penis” has five, which is indeed odd.

  45. DeadMessenger
    April 27th, 2014 @ 10:58 pm

    I’m just grateful he didn’t turn out to be from Florida.

  46. DeadMessenger
    April 27th, 2014 @ 10:58 pm

    I’m just grateful he didn’t turn out to be from Florida.

  47. Fudge
    April 27th, 2014 @ 11:07 pm

    Fudge would like to kick his perverted head flat.

  48. Behind_You1
    April 28th, 2014 @ 12:33 am

    That’s one of the big reasons why I’d be kind of afraid if the Feds ever blow the lid off the child sex ring that’s been rumored by multiple sources to exist in Hollywood. I have a sick feeling that they would try to normalize pedophilia through the media…

  49. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    April 28th, 2014 @ 1:32 am

    Might as well call him a “filly,” I suppose.

    I think wannabe gelding is more accurate.

  50. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    April 28th, 2014 @ 1:33 am

    Might as well call him a “filly,” I suppose.

    Not a filly. I think wannabe gelding is more accurate.