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A Busy Day at Acme Law

Posted on | May 20, 2014 | 71 Comments

Monkey see, monkey do — after months of cheerleading for Brett Kimberlin’s vexatious lawsuits, now Bill Schmalfeldt announces:

Today I have filed a lawsuit in the US District Court for the District of Maryland, Northern Division.
The defendants are:

WJJ Hoge III
Robert Stacy McCain
Nancy Gilly, aka “LibraryGryffon”
Paul H. Lemmen
Bettina Haper, aka “Black Betty”
Chris Heather, aka “Embryriddlealum” and any number of other sock puppets
Kyle Kiernan
Stephen R. Sheiko
Kimberly Dykes
The anonymous blogger calling itself “Paul Krendler”

I have filed under the following Claims for Relief.

1. Malicious Prosecution and Abuse of Process
2. Defamation and Libel
3. Harassment and Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress

Having not seen the complaint, I can’t imagine what manner of tortious injuries Schmalfeldt is claiming to have suffered from me.

My co-defendant John Hoge has no comment.

UPDATE: More ranting from the Neckless Troll:

They’re yukking it up over at Hogetown since I announced that I have filed a Federal lawsuit. A lot of the mindless sheep are bleating about wanting to be included. I can accommodate them. I imagine I have until such time as the case is officially docketed to change the list of defendants, so if you REALLY, REALLY want to be included, contact me with proof that you are you, and I will only be too happy to oblige.
Personally, I’m thrilled that I’m not being taken seriously. Wait until the summonses start arriving.

Yeah. Whatever, Bill. What I can’t wait for is when the complaint is posted. Should be good for a few laughs.




 

Category: Bill Schmalfeldt

Comments

71 Responses to “A Busy Day at Acme Law”

  1. ariyadesai01
    May 20th, 2014 @ 9:43 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM A Busy Day at Acme Law http://t.co/yd1WvAoCGn #TCOT

  2. AmPowerBlog
    May 20th, 2014 @ 9:51 pm

    RT @rsmccain: A Busy Day at Acme Law http://t.co/adlep9m13l cc @LibraryGryffon @wjjhoge @embryriddlealum @ClareFries @kylekiernan

  3. wjjhoge
    May 20th, 2014 @ 9:51 pm

    RT @rsmccain: A Busy Day at Acme Law http://t.co/adlep9m13l cc @LibraryGryffon @wjjhoge @embryriddlealum @ClareFries @kylekiernan

  4. WJJ Hoge
    May 20th, 2014 @ 9:53 pm

    All is proceeding as I have foreseen.

  5. Pablo
    May 20th, 2014 @ 9:53 pm

    Butthurt in the First Degree, Felony Shaming, Malicious Quotation (Verbatim), Tortuous Reportage and Excessive Celebration.

  6. Animal
    May 20th, 2014 @ 9:56 pm

    It seems you just haven’t arrived in the blogging community until you’ve been sued by the Asshole Double-Feature, Kimberlin and Schmalfeldt. I’m envious! How do I get into this exclusive society?

  7. FlynnsTake
    May 20th, 2014 @ 9:56 pm

    Wonder if Bill Schmalfeldt realizes his mal prosecution could boomerang on him- MT @rsmccain A Busy Day at Acme Law http://t.co/gcPnOLdOKb …

  8. Paul H. Lemmen
    May 20th, 2014 @ 9:59 pm

    Heh. I am beside myself with laughter!

  9. robertstacymccain
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:00 pm

    Guilty, your honor!

  10. Paul H. Lemmen
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:00 pm

    Tell the truth. Often.

  11. runwolf13
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:01 pm

    RT @rsmccain: A Busy Day at Acme Law http://t.co/adlep9m13l cc @LibraryGryffon @wjjhoge @embryriddlealum @ClareFries @kylekiernan

  12. Rain
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:03 pm

    according to his latest bleg, he’s willing to add more people if they email their correct name and address to him…
    I find it highly amusing he’s sueing people who have never filed a bit of paper on him OR contacted him in anyway (other than to tweet at him not to contact THEM) for malicious prosecution and harassment…

    O.o

  13. Rain
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:03 pm

    you left out how this could take awhile to get on the docket since he doesn’t have the filing fee, but has “filed” it…

    O.o

  14. Paul H. Lemmen
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:04 pm

    Heh. Bill awaiting responses.

  15. rsmccain
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:15 pm

    RT @FlynnsTake: Wonder if Bill Schmalfeldt realizes his mal prosecution could boomerang on him- MT @rsmccain A Busy Day at Acme Law http://…

  16. BattleSwarmBlog
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:16 pm

    RT @rsmccain: A Busy Day at Acme Law http://t.co/adlep9m13l cc @LibraryGryffon @wjjhoge @embryriddlealum @ClareFries @kylekiernan

  17. Pablo
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:23 pm

    That “Just let me know and I’ll sue you too” bit is going to do wonders for the question of veracity.

  18. Auntie fraud
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:27 pm

    Schmalfeldt is as schmalfeldt does

  19. Mm
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:31 pm

    Oh, you noticed that.

    As for the harassment, defamation,etc., claims, I refer people to Falwell v. Hustler Magazine.

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  21. Kyle Kiernan
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:34 pm

    did my prior comment on here just fail to post or did I somehow the laws of RSM?

  22. WJJ Hoge
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:34 pm

    http://hogewash.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/bs_genius.jpg

  23. CrustyB
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:37 pm

    If you put a corn remover on Bill Schmalfeldt’s scalp his entire head disappears. Skin tags will do that.

  24. Jane
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:46 pm

    That’s the funniest part so far – that SchmalFAIL thinks anyone would send him their contact info so SchmalFOOL can harass/defame them more than he has already.

  25. Cactus Ed
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:47 pm

    Schmuckfeldt should have his kitchen raided already.

  26. Kyle Kiernan
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:49 pm

    Schmalfeldt made my comment fail, damn him!
    His necrotic touch fouls even the purest of comments and it was a really good one that used “nary” and “methinks” and everything.

  27. Kyle Kiernan
    May 20th, 2014 @ 10:51 pm

    I’d pay a dollar to see any lawyer who would take on his suit.
    Have to be some wizened, one-eyed, peg-legged, jackalope rapin’ tort goiter from the bad side of Juarez that usually has to trade briefs for tequila to get through the day.

  28. Rain
    May 20th, 2014 @ 11:45 pm

    he’s got all of BK’s draft work from his suit to use Pro-se I bet…
    cause that suit is going so well..

  29. cubanbob
    May 21st, 2014 @ 12:37 am

    I have a feeling that all of the named ‘defendants’ will die of old-age before they actually receive proper service.

  30. OwainPenllyn
    May 21st, 2014 @ 12:40 am

    A Busy Day at Acme Law with #HoCoMD’s Neckless Troll Bill Schmalfeldt http://t.co/aiIingSrpd via @rsmccain #tcot #tgdn

  31. ChandlersGhost
    May 21st, 2014 @ 12:42 am

    “[W]izened, one-eyed, peg-legged, jackalope rapin’ tort goiter from the bad side of Juarez…”

    I’m going to find a way to use that in some other context.

  32. MonitorAccess
    May 21st, 2014 @ 1:20 am

    RT @rsmccain: A Busy Day at Acme Law http://t.co/adlep9m13l cc @LibraryGryffon @wjjhoge @embryriddlealum @ClareFries @kylekiernan

  33. AaronWorthing
    May 21st, 2014 @ 2:04 am

    I want to say for the record, i called the term “Blubber Sues Bloggers” first. http://t.co/5VWDQNNOT1 @rsmccain @wjjhoge @Patterico

  34. RichFader
    May 21st, 2014 @ 2:28 am

    Offer him a breaded, fried baby and maybe he’ll go away.

  35. RichFader
    May 21st, 2014 @ 2:29 am

    Shouldn’t that be “Have Brain/Will Juggle”?

  36. Aaron Walker
    May 21st, 2014 @ 3:20 am

    Please note that i will offer what free legal help I can to all defendants. Stacy probably guessed he is already covered. But all of the rest, can contact me at [email protected].

    If you are anonymous and you wish to stay anonymous, don’t tell me your real name in the first email. We will discuss how to deal with that.

    Also, dear commenters, hit the like button on this comment so it appears as close to the front as possible, so the defendants are more likely to see it.

  37. Baghram Dewclaw
    May 21st, 2014 @ 3:37 am

    I believe that should read: “Sooooper Genius”
    ROFL!!

  38. rsmccain
    May 21st, 2014 @ 3:43 am

    RT @AaronWorthing: I want to say for the record, i called the term “Blubber Sues Bloggers” first. http://t.co/5VWDQNNOT1 @rsmccain @wjjhoge…

  39. Adjoran
    May 21st, 2014 @ 4:06 am

    I hate when that happens!

  40. Adjoran
    May 21st, 2014 @ 4:10 am

    Hey, wizened, one-eyed, peg-legged, jackalope rapin’ tort goiters from the bad side of Juarez gotta eat, too – but fat chance Schamalfeldt will pay when he has that expert legal team already.

  41. Adjoran
    May 21st, 2014 @ 4:12 am

    I think that comments here are strictly time-ordered, but I “liked” it anyway. Repost your offer as a reply to the first comment, that way it will be at the top.

  42. markcromwell
    May 21st, 2014 @ 5:19 am

    RT @AaronWorthing: I want to say for the record, i called the term “Blubber Sues Bloggers” first. http://t.co/5VWDQNNOT1 @rsmccain @wjjhoge…

  43. ophidianpilot
    May 21st, 2014 @ 7:15 am

    A Busy Day at Acme Law
    #tcot #pjnet http://t.co/MNMteMe8FT via @rsmccain

  44. rsmccain
    May 21st, 2014 @ 7:52 am

    RT @ophidianpilot: A Busy Day at Acme Law
    #tcot #pjnet http://t.co/MNMteMe8FT via @rsmccain

  45. Jerry Fletcher
    May 21st, 2014 @ 9:28 am

    Remember this?

  46. Jerry Fletcher
    May 21st, 2014 @ 9:34 am

    nice Aaron, but wait until he finds out the person/people he’s trying to sue really aren’t those people.

  47. Quartermaster
    May 21st, 2014 @ 9:43 am

    Isn’t that “Stupid is as….” Wait a minute….

  48. Quartermaster
    May 21st, 2014 @ 9:45 am

    We’d really, really, REALLY like to forget him, but he keeps reminding us.

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  50. Kimberlin Unmasked
    May 21st, 2014 @ 11:27 am

    Oh, this is gonna be GOOD.