Canadian Candidate Drops Out After Masturbation Video Surfaces

Posted on | July 22, 2014 | 82 Comments

Trish Kelly was a candidate for local office on the ticket of the liberal “Vision Vancouver” party. On July 14, local political blogger Raymond Tomlin published a 2006 video Ms. Kelly produced for a website called WayOutWest. In the two-minute video, Ms. Kelly talks about her masturbation habits: “Pretty much I do it every night, after brushing my teeth, but before putting on my jammies.” Ms. Kelly is entirely clothed in the video, during which she describes “the single lifestyle” and an occasion “giving myself the f–k of my life.”

Three days after Tomlin called attention to the video, Kelly dropped out of the race for Vancouver’s Park Board:

“After 25 years of serving my community, I put my name forward as a Park Board nominee to move my life as a community activist fighting for social justice issues, to claiming a seat at the decision-making table,” Kelly stated. “Unfortunately, my work in theatre and as a sex-positive activist is being sensationalized — and will clearly continue to be — distracting from my efforts in the community and in the election campaign.”
Kelly, a popular member of Vancouver’s LGBT community, made a humorous video about masturbation, which was posted on YouTube by political activist Raymond Tomlin. . . .
“I have never hidden from this work,” Kelly said in the news release. “I hold no shame nor regret for the work I have produced. I have dedicated, and will continue to dedicate, much of my life to contributing to my community, to having difficult conversations, and to making myself vulnerable in order to make space for others.”

Wait a minute: Ms. Kelly is a “sex-positive activist,” widely recognized as a “member of Vancouver’s LGBT community,” and yet her solitary habits were the problem? Do people not understand the meaning of “LGBT”? It’s not about marching in parades, y’know.

If her video confession of lonely pleasure — “pretty much . . . every night” — was potentially embarrassing for the Vision Vancouver party, the reaction to her resignation has been memorable.

Feminists are blaming the patriarchy for Ms. Kelly’s misfortune.

Yes, that’s right. The only reason Ms. Kelly’s masturbation video was a potential political liability was that she is a woman, according to feminist blogger Jarrah Hodge: “For some reason young women candidates keep finding themselves attacked for expressing their sexuality, even though it’s not at all relevant to the office they’re seeking.” Really? Did I miss all those occasions when male candidates recorded videos “expressing their sexuality” and nobody cared? Joe Biden has made a lot of gaffes over the years, but I’m pretty sure he never uploaded a YouTube video discussing how often he wanks (and I’m certain nobody wants to know).

Contrary to Ms. Hodge’s claim, it isn’t just “young women candidates” who are “attacked for expressing their sexuality” in politics. Or has she forgotten the self-destruction of Anthony Weiner?

But never mind that. Why do you think that Ms. Kelly — who is very much “out” sexually — would have suddenly dropped off the ticket of this progressive party in a Canadian city that is as liberal as Seattle or San Francisco? It’s mysterious. A profile of her last month focused on blue-eyed Ms. Kelly’s claim that she has some unquantified percentage of “aboriginal” ancestry:

“I think visibly I represent the other minority aspects of my identity, like being a woman,” Kelly said by phone from Burnaby. “But it’s more an opportunity for me to advocate and be an ally to First Nations and aboriginal people in Vancouver, which is something that I feel strongly about because every time I do that I’m honouring my mother and she passed away five years ago. It was very important to her when she got her Métis status card.”
A member of the Vancouver food policy council since 2007, Kelly noted that it’s possible that Vancouver had aboriginal municipal politicians before Ken Clement — who was first elected to the school board in 2008 — but they just didn’t publicly identify themselves as such. According to Kelly, it’s important for her to be “transparent” about her Métis background as well as the fact she identifies as bisexual, queer, and femme.
“I feel that I’m a bridge between two groups,” Kelly said. “I’m Métis and the word Métis means a ‘blend’ or a ‘mix’ in French, and I’m also queer or bisexual. I have to claim those identities, because being femme in everyday society I can be read as just a straight woman, and being Métis I can be read as just white. So I politicize myself by owning these identities, which is part of how I politicize my identity but also part of how I act as another ally to people who are more targeted because of their visible appearance or how they’re read.”

Hmmm. So she politicizes her identity. This is very interesting.

Her position on transsexual “issues” is also interesting:

Kelly maintained that, after years of being a “strong ally” to the trans community, she’d like the chance to be more than a “good listener”. If she gains a seat on the park board in the November election, Kelly said, she would see to it that the April report of the city’s trans and gender-variant inclusion working group is implemented.
“The reason that I feel that is so important is because it addresses inclusivity for not just folks that are gender-variant or trans but also just looking at making community centres inclusive for people with disabilities or people who just don’t feel like they fit into social norms of what a person is supposed to look like,” Kelly said. “The work that’s been done is really strong, and I want to support it and make sure that it gets embedded within the park board.”

What were the recommendations of the “inclusion working group”?

“What we’re talking about is — 10, 20, 30 years from now — trans kids of the future won’t confined by the gender limitations and constraints of today,” [co-chairman Drew] Dennis, who’s also a member of the city’s LGBTQ advisory committee, said by phone. “That’s particularly exciting for me.” . . .
“Gender-segregated services and facilities can exclude trans* and gender variant community members if an inclusive approach is not taken,” the report states. “In these instances, trans* and gender variant individuals commonly face gender-policing in the form of verbal harassment, public-shaming and physical violence by others who feel they do not belong there.”

So, you go to a park in Vancouver, and if a man in a dress wants to use the women’s restroom, it’s “verbal harassment” for a woman to tell him he doesn’t belong there. I’m going to take a wild guess that the recommended “inclusive approach” to “gender-variant community members” might be somewhat controversial even in liberal Vancouver. And I’m going to take another wild guess that Ms. Kelly’s masturbation video — which highlighted her bisexual queer femme “sex-positive activism” — might have caused some voters to wonder, “What kind of long-term agenda is Vision Vancouver pursuing, if they’re willing to put this kinky weirdo on the Park Board, to eradicate ‘the gender limitations and constraints of today’?”

How much do I know about Canadian politics? Almost nothing. The last time I paid attention to Canada was when a lesbian hockey coach went to jail for having sex with a 15-year-old girl.

Because I don’t know enough about politics in Vancouver to know if there is a conservative alternative on the ballot, I can’t predict the consequences of Vision Vancouver’s embarrassment. However, I do know that politicians with radical agendas don’t usually like it when people start noticing exactly how radical their agendas are. Maybe common-sense folks in Canada are paying attention now.

Category: Canada, Feminism, Gays, Sex

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82 Responses to “Canadian Candidate Drops Out After Masturbation Video Surfaces”

richard mcenroe
July 22nd, 2014 @ 11:17 am

Social Justice on the Park Board? Are we mowing the grass in a patriarchal manner? Painting the benches in a non-inclusive manner? Oh, Gaia, don’t tell me we trimmed the bushes to an indiverse archetype!
robertstacymccain
July 22nd, 2014 @ 11:32 am

Notice that Ms. Kelly is a “member of the Vancouver food policy council.” Now, try to imagine how her interests in “sex positive activism” and “social justice” could be advanced through such an office. I’m mystified, myself, but I’m sure there must be some radical “food policy” involved.
CyberRabid
July 22nd, 2014 @ 11:44 am

If more people would masturbate maybe we’d have less people getting abortions…..Just say’in…..
Evi L. Bloggerlady
July 22nd, 2014 @ 11:54 am

Are your posts a form of masturbation?
Evi L. Bloggerlady
July 22nd, 2014 @ 11:58 am

Oh Canada, you cold and wacky land!
Strange politicians, in every jurisdiction command…

She seems downright conservative compared to Rob Ford!
Michael Smith
July 22nd, 2014 @ 12:05 pm

Thanks for the linkage to The Rio Norte Line…
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Quartermaster
July 22nd, 2014 @ 12:22 pm

“…fewer people getting abortions.”
Thus endeth this session of grammar Nazism.
Quartermaster
July 22nd, 2014 @ 12:23 pm

The heteronormative patriarchal method of cutting grass and trimming hedges is oppressive to vegetative life. It is truly unbelievable that you would be so vegephobic.
texlovera
July 22nd, 2014 @ 12:24 pm

Bananas are a human right?
texlovera
July 22nd, 2014 @ 12:24 pm

Crazy-ass lesbian drops out of race due to crazy-ass lesbianism!
texlovera
July 22nd, 2014 @ 12:26 pm

Oh, I’m sure she’s into trimmed bushes…
Josie Erent
July 22nd, 2014 @ 12:33 pm

she is weird….
Federale
July 22nd, 2014 @ 12:40 pm

She does look like a tranny. But how can she be queer and bisexual. You are either one or the other. Perhaps she is just lying? A sort of boob-bait-for-homos?
DeadMessenger
July 22nd, 2014 @ 12:42 pm

What the hell is it these days with freaks (and it’s always the freaks) “identifying” as something? Wasn’t there just a gubmint-sponsored poll that showed that LGBTQKTEDSESAED people are about 2% of the population in the US? And wouldn’t it be reasonable to surmise the same percentage in Canada? And shouldn’t normal people start to take notice that there is a much, much higher representation rate in politics by such people…and then to wonder why?

And also, I’d be a little concerned about having individuals whose whole purpose in life and “identity” revolved around sex acts being in charge of the parks department, arguably a place involving lots of kids.
DeadMessenger
July 22nd, 2014 @ 12:45 pm

When you’re an attention whore making stuff up, you can be queer AND bisexual. AND unicorn. AND 1/128th Cherokee.
Dana
July 22nd, 2014 @ 12:56 pm

At what point did “sex positive” mean “making a sex tape?” I’m sex positive, in that I’m positive that I like sex, but somehow, some way, my darling bride and I have never thought of setting up a video camera in the bedroom so we could splash it all over the internet.
Dana
July 22nd, 2014 @ 12:58 pm

She can be both queer and bisexual if you expand the definition of queer to mean more than just homosexuality. In fact, I’d suggest that anyone who claims to be a “community activist fighting for social justice issues” is pretty queer, without sex entering into the equation at all.
Evi L. Bloggerlady
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:00 pm

That is exactly might point in comparison to Rob Ford!
Dana
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:06 pm

The lovely Miss Kelly said:

I’m Métis and the word Métis means a ‘blend’ or a ‘mix’ in French, and I’m also queer or bisexual. I have to claim those identities, because being femme in everyday society I can be read as just a straight woman, and being Métis I can be read as just white.

Uhhh, why does that matter? If your sex life is your own business, and no one else’s, unless you happen to be including them, why should it matter if other people “read” you as a straight woman?

Miss Kelly has managed to tell us — though perhaps somewhat unintentionally — that other people have to be confronted about her sexual preferences, or somehow, she doesn’t really matter.

And that’s the liberal conundrum: we aren’t supposed to judge them on their sexuality, but the only way we can judge them on their sexuality is if we know what it is. No one would judge Miss Kelly on her sexuality, if she hadn’t been making such an effort to tell us about it. Well, if she makes it our business,then she can’t combitch if we make it our business.
Dana
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:07 pm

Well, maybe she likes them wild . . . .
Matt_SE
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:18 pm

Bananas are always rape, OK?
Waffle
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:22 pm

Give it up — your efforts are wasted. Learn to love the beauty in the asymmetrical and the ungrammatical 😉
Matt_SE
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:22 pm

Can we stop with the communities being activated already?
I like my communities inert.
Matt_SE
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:23 pm

Canada: America’s hat.
TC_LeatherPenguin
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:24 pm

WTF Google voo-doo do you use that generates this kinda crazy?
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Matt_SE
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:28 pm

I gotta hand it to them: it took a lot of courage coming out FOR sex. That’s a bold stance in this day and age.
Why, just yesterday I was remembering all those “sex negative” rallies in the streets.
Quartermaster
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:29 pm

RSM is a crazy magnet. It flies towards him.
Quartermaster
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:31 pm

BIV? Why would anyone want to waste a perfectly good banana?
Matt_SE
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:32 pm

I understand there’s some money to be made in “that line of work.”
ChandlersGhost
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:37 pm

It’s the funny nature of deconstruction that those of us who don’t explicitly discuss our sex lives with strangers, who don’t need costumes, rituals and safe words, and who aren’t obsessed with putting things where they don’t belong are the repressed weirdos.
Matt_SE
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:40 pm

It just hit me: dye the hair, put on some glasses, and you know who looks like Ms. Kelly? Amanda Marcotte.
Jay Currie
July 22nd, 2014 @ 1:50 pm

You can have no idea how genuinely nuts Vancouver politics – especially left wing politics – can be.

The fun part of this lies in the fact that it is a bunch of US financed, eco-loon, gender advocates forming a round firing squad.

And, if you look at the coverage, you will note that virtually all of the loons are white. Vancouver is now a 50% Asian city. Politics of inclusion, eh?
magic1114
July 22nd, 2014 @ 2:09 pm

Excellent point!
magic1114
July 22nd, 2014 @ 2:10 pm

And landing strips?
c w
July 22nd, 2014 @ 2:17 pm

Every complains about politicians who spend too much time spanking their monkey, she actually made it a career! Always good to check the old CV before you vote for someone.
Dana
July 22nd, 2014 @ 2:30 pm

Well, it used to be thought that people who kept talking about their sex lives were the ones least likely to actually have sex lives . . .
TroubleAtTheMine
July 22nd, 2014 @ 2:36 pm

Crazypants.
richard mcenroe
July 22nd, 2014 @ 2:46 pm

Just take a tape measure to the wrist
Richard_Romano
July 22nd, 2014 @ 3:02 pm

It’s little wonder why she’s single. I mean, she’s not only a few bricks shy of a load, but I don’t think even a dyke would go near her.
CDM
July 22nd, 2014 @ 3:07 pm

I hope she washes her hands before she touches food.
Dana
July 22nd, 2014 @ 3:23 pm

Miriam Weeks could not be reached for comment.
johncunningham
July 22nd, 2014 @ 4:06 pm

a post on the food policy council could be key–breeding GMO zucchini to have better dildos, figs that emulate vaginas, etc….
concern00
July 22nd, 2014 @ 5:43 pm

Where does that leave Mexico?
RichFader
July 22nd, 2014 @ 8:18 pm

…and of course she needs glasses. IYKWIMAITYD. NTTAWWT.
RedBeets
July 22nd, 2014 @ 8:19 pm

I watched the video and it seemed pretty innocuous. Kicking her out for this didn’t pass the sniff test. I think it was more likely because she was on the cover on a porno mag. Google “On Our Backs” and Trish Kelly. Everyone is getting played here.
Irony Curtain
July 22nd, 2014 @ 8:22 pm

Canadians really dodged a Lunacy Bullet on this one.
palintologist
July 22nd, 2014 @ 8:30 pm

Heh. Heh, heh. You said “trimmed the bushes.”
palintologist
July 22nd, 2014 @ 8:32 pm

Our underwear. I shan’t go into any further detail.