This Blog Gives Her Majesty 90 Days In Office #HillaryClintonHealthConspiracies

Posted on | December 29, 2015 | 111 Comments

by Smitty

Via Instapundit and Don Surber: Scott Adams, of Dilbert fame, thinks Her Majesty is hiding a serious health concern, but is setting up Donald Trump.
Let me lay out a few thoughts.

Her Majesty and BHO are bound by Benghazi, though 13 Hours might change that situation.
BHO is concerned about his “legacy” (I’ll wait while you vomit).
Her Majesty only really cares about being sworn in as POTUS. Past the pomp & circumstance, actually carrying out the office could prove a Royal Bore.
She actually has enough health issues to make a full administration problematic.

So:

She ran interference for BHO over Benghazi in 2012, when the truth kryptonite would have wilted Superwimp.
BHO runs legal interference, stifling any proper Benghazi inquiry for her campaing, with the proviso that she permit him to name the VP (Corey Booker? Deval Patrick), who is really going to be the President anyway.
Her majesty enjoys the first 100 days of honeymoon, so that she doesn’t look as bad as William Henry Harrison.
Then she retires for medical reasons, securing the Obama legacy.

Note that this is a Trump-free conspiracy theory. I still maintain that he is a mercenary, building up a large voter base to sell to whoever is writing the fattest check. If Hillary, he goes independent, or takes the GOP nomination and his speeches start giving it the Full Tarantino until the GOP implodes entirely.

If he stays GOP, he can either try to convince enough conservatives that he has a statesman bone somewhere under his ridiculous hairstyle, or just sell his endorsement to another candidate with something like a plausible political style.

Category: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton

Comments

111 Responses to “This Blog Gives Her Majesty 90 Days In Office #HillaryClintonHealthConspiracies”

Animal
December 29th, 2015 @ 7:50 pm

I think Trump is a blowhard, a buffoon, and a humbug. He’s not stupid, but he is a boorish egomaniac.

And if the GOP nominates him (or Cruz, or Rubio, or my wife’s cat), I will drag myself through a half-mile of broken glass with my lips to vote for him over Her Royal Highness Hillary I.
smitty
December 29th, 2015 @ 7:51 pm

“All about that grace, ’bout that grace–no Devil.”
Zhytamyr
December 29th, 2015 @ 7:52 pm

Meh. I’m half rooting for a full on commie imbecile like Hillary or Bernie. We are not voting ourself our of this mess. The best we can hope for is to rebuild on the smoking ruins after all of the left has starved to death because heaven knows they cannot : cook, change a tire, or do anything else useful.
Art Deco
December 29th, 2015 @ 8:58 pm

Adams offers two guesses: 1) that Hildebeast is concealing a health issue (a reasonable wager) and 2) that Trump has figured this out and is campaigning with this in mind (speculative, but not crazy). Where does the rest of your embroidery come from???

She ran interference for BHO over Benghazi in 2012, when the truth kryptonite would have wilted Superwimp.

The people running interference are those who have concealed who gave the stand-down order. That includes quite a mess of people in the chain of command. My wager would be that the codpiece media (half of whom seem to be married to administration officials) knows not to ask.
Art Deco
December 29th, 2015 @ 9:03 pm

Lifespans tend to be (a good deal) longer in the Howell and Rodham clans than they do in the Blythe and Cassidy clans. If it weren’t for that odd incident 3 years ago, the smart money would wager that Hillary is due for 20 years as a widow.
Robert What?
December 29th, 2015 @ 9:05 pm

I can’t imagine how.much drugs and meds they are going to have to pump her up with to drag her across the finish line.
DeadMessenger
December 29th, 2015 @ 9:53 pm

Gotcha.

It’s funny when he talks about the band reuniting to fight Hitler. But then again, it IS Scott Adams.
Lulu
December 29th, 2015 @ 10:13 pm

What exactly is supposed to be wrong with her – I keep seeing rumors and speculation but no specifics…
Eastwood Ravine
December 29th, 2015 @ 11:27 pm

If there is any truth to the logic of the theory, Hillary would hold on for two years, that way her veep-becoming-president can be elected to two full terms, which is constitutional, as a President can be in office up to 10 years.
trangbang68
December 30th, 2015 @ 12:53 am

I believe she’s taking strong psych meds when she debates and particularly when she appeared before the Bengazi committee. I would say some kind of SSRI drug maybe combined with something else.
She seems wooden when she speaks and laughs at inappropriate times.
Kudzu_Bob
December 30th, 2015 @ 1:16 am

Trump has two ex-wives, not three, and they both speak well enough of him, with #2 claiming to love him still.
Finrod Felagund
December 30th, 2015 @ 2:11 am

I’m much the same. My New Scofield reference Bible is KJV but with the known KJV errors corrected (and in all cases |marked| with a note what the original KJV was), and with crossreferences and footnotes galore.
smitty
December 30th, 2015 @ 5:08 am

Except that we’re stipulating her health will hardly get her to the inauguration.
Patrick Carroll
December 30th, 2015 @ 7:20 am

I offer Ted Kennedy as a counterpoint. Deathly ill as he was, he held onto power until the reins fell from his cold, dead hands. And he was just a US Senator.

If she gets the Presidency, she’ll hold on until she dies, or leaves office. She’s a politician. It’s what they do. It’s who they are.
Dana
December 30th, 2015 @ 7:38 am

It would be interesting if the electronic medical records law that the Obama Administration pushed as part of the 2009 stimulus bill forced Mrs Clinton’s medical records to be computerized, and then someone hacked into those records and published them.
Eastwood Ravine
December 30th, 2015 @ 4:49 pm

Given how the Democrats are pushing past the limits of the Constitution, they would probably wiggle the difference between “acting President” and being formally sworn in as President so her veep-turned-President could get elected to two terms of his or her own.
McGehee
December 30th, 2015 @ 9:38 pm

Hello Kitty brandy. HK, of course, is the most evil of cats — but Hillary can’t possibly be made any more evil by drinking it.
McGehee
December 30th, 2015 @ 9:41 pm

I think I could bring myself to vote Rubio. It’s not like his last name is Bush.

It’s just that I would distrust him more than, say, Ted Cruz.
McGehee
December 30th, 2015 @ 9:44 pm

I can’t promise I’d vote for Trump if he’s the nominee, but otherwise I’m in agreement.
McGehee
December 30th, 2015 @ 9:46 pm

I dunno. I think Hillary wouldn’t do it for the same reason Barack didn’t put Hillary on his ticket: he likes breathing.
McGehee
December 30th, 2015 @ 9:50 pm

Most likely. Even the good pols are excessively blessed with unduly high self-esteem. Even if Gammy Cankles were diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer, she would believe she could defeat it by sheer will power and the public adulation she honestly thinks is due her.
Finrod Felagund
December 31st, 2015 @ 12:31 am

As opposed to Herman Cain, who did defeat stage 4 cancer via sheer willpower. She’s not 1/1000th the person he is.
nero88888
December 31st, 2015 @ 10:10 am

Herman Cain is an uncle Tom and a LOSER.
Finrod Felagund
December 31st, 2015 @ 2:11 pm

Oh look, the leftist shitstain followed me here, too. Wombat, this cretin has been following me around ever since it saw me commenting on this post elsewhere:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2015/12/29/supreme_court_grapples_once_again_with_redistricting__129147.html

Please give it the proper defenestration it so richly deserves.
nero88888
December 31st, 2015 @ 2:51 pm

You are a low information parasite. Go fukk yaself and die. Chris Kyle is a GOOD DEAD CONSERVATIVE PARASITE. 😉
nero88888
December 31st, 2015 @ 2:52 pm

say that to my face you cowardly right wing c unt. Your mom is a worthless dirty c unt.
Finrod Felagund
December 31st, 2015 @ 5:08 pm

Go die in a fire, idiot leftist shitstain.

Moderator alert: you can now see for yourself what a “winner” we have here that followed me in.
nero88888
December 31st, 2015 @ 5:50 pm

You go die like those worthless dead parasites Chris Kyle and Andrew breitbart. You right wing vermin are going to be having a terrible new year given the fact that you’re getting eradicated politically come Nov 2016. ahahahah
nero88888
December 31st, 2015 @ 5:57 pm

I’ve owned you over and over again. Your c unt mother should have aborted you or died while giving birth to you.
DeadMessenger
January 1st, 2016 @ 2:01 pm

It’s just that being from Florida myself, and having stupidly voted for that shmuck-ass for Senate, who then assaulted us all with the Gang of Eight, I can’t stand the thought of voting for him again. Of course, I never voted for Jeb at all, so I deserve props for that, at least. And certainly, I’d HAVE to vote Rubio if the other choice was Hillary, but I’d puke some in my mouth while doing it.
DeadMessenger
January 1st, 2016 @ 2:05 pm

I want a set of those glasses, though. To drink sweet tea out of. As far as you know.
Quartermaster
January 1st, 2016 @ 2:31 pm

How was “The Apprentice” living a lie?
McGehee
January 1st, 2016 @ 3:17 pm

Go home, Schmalfeldt.
DeadMessenger
January 1st, 2016 @ 3:28 pm

All “reality” shows are scripted, that’s how, deceiving the naive to believe otherwise.

Maybe he’ll choose a Kardashian as running mate. Or an individual named “Snooki”.
nero88888
January 1st, 2016 @ 5:02 pm

Fukk off and die like that dead COWARD Chris Kyle
Quartermaster
January 1st, 2016 @ 5:44 pm

I think viewers overwhelmingly realize “The Apprentice” was scripted to a point. I doubt the outcome was scripted. From what I understand about the show, there was an honest attempt to teach the people who were on the show. If the show was actually a reality show, it can’t be completely scripted.
Quartermaster
January 1st, 2016 @ 5:44 pm

I think viewers overwhelmingly realize “The Apprentice” was scripted to a point. I doubt the outcome was scripted. From what I understand about the show, there was an honest attempt to teach the people who were on the show. If the show was actually a reality show, it can’t be completely scripted.
DeadMessenger
January 1st, 2016 @ 5:54 pm

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The combination of Trump-daddy on TV, Trump-daddy changing party affiliation, and Trump-daddy’s position on some really important issues means he’s just a weasel. Barry set the [bad] standard of total and complete bald-faced lying to get elected, then walking back every single promise after being elected dictator, and it’s my personal opinion that Trump’s doing the same thing. I hope I’m wrong, but don’t think I am. Every president from now on, if any, will be 100% elite-powered and wholly-owned hand puppet.
Quartermaster
January 1st, 2016 @ 6:15 pm

Trump may not be a weasel, but that’s the way to bet. Societies trend towards oligarchies no matter what sort of barriers are erected at the beginning. Sinful human nature keeps finding ways around the barriers.

John Adams said our constitution was adequate only for a moral and religious people. I’d say he’s been proven correct.
Quartermaster
January 1st, 2016 @ 6:18 pm

New Scofield also replaced anachronistic words with the same notation. It wasn’t just the errors.

I like the NKJV. It has its problems, and I understand that a committee to revise the NKJV is being formed. One can work around problems if you are willing to obtain some facility in Greek.
Quartermaster
January 1st, 2016 @ 6:22 pm

“Of course, I never voted for Jeb at all, so I deserve props for that, at least.”

Please deem your back properly patted. 🙂
Quartermaster
January 1st, 2016 @ 6:22 pm

Don’t know about smarter, but she is less boorish. She’s also accomplished far less.
DeadMessenger
January 1st, 2016 @ 6:23 pm

Adams was correct, yeah, but we’ve known all along that someday the wheat would be separated from the tares. It’s starting to look like this is the generation that will by no means pass away before all these things occur.
Daniel Freeman
January 1st, 2016 @ 6:31 pm

Scott Adams has mentioned Mark Cuban. I can picture it.
Quartermaster
January 1st, 2016 @ 6:31 pm

Looking at history, tipping points are normally seen only in retrospect. There are usually several events that set the stage for the final act. Our initial point was Lincoln’s war, followed by the progressive movement, the New Deal, and Johnson’s great society. From LBJ’s abortion, it’s all been downhill to where we are now. I think we went over the cliff in the late 70s. It could have been pulled out during either Reagan’s or Bush I’s administrations, but the DimoKKKraps wouldn’t allow it.

The US is going to fall, and I don’t think the end is very far in the future. Just as it was with the USSR, the collapse will be sudden, although those who are paying attention will not be surprised by the event.

Once the US is out of the way, watch for prophecy to start coming to pass like a rocket sled on rails.
Daniel Freeman
January 1st, 2016 @ 6:36 pm

I do not believe that we are in the end times. I’m convinced that I will live for 41 more years. I’ve known my age of death since I was young. I will be perfectly healthy until I’m 82, then go into a swift decline and die at 83.
Daniel Freeman
January 1st, 2016 @ 6:49 pm

Stop fiddling with yourself, Nero. Rome is burning and it’s time you caught a clue.
KrakenFartz
January 1st, 2016 @ 6:50 pm

Carly Trumpina?
Finrod Felagund
January 1st, 2016 @ 6:56 pm

Very valid point. One reason I’ve stuck with KJV/New Scofield is that the KJV is the only major translation that relied on the majority of the texts, instead of just the oldest texts like every modern translation. Which does the NKJV use?
KrakenFartz
January 1st, 2016 @ 7:09 pm

I would describe hunting, cooking, farming and building shelter as first order survival skills. The left has well developed second order survival skills, i.e. robbing and manipulating those with primary survival skills. Evolutionary biology explains so much 😉