The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Confession: I Want A Cruz Administration As Much For Prosperity As For Relentless Waves Of Butthurt From M.B. Dougherty

by Smitty The anticipatory agony from Michael B. Dougherty is schadenfreude-licious: Cruz also exhorted his audience to “imagine” many things, an America that is “finally becoming energy self-sufficient,” “booming economic growth,” “young people coming out of school with four, five, six job offers,” and the eradication of the IRS. He implored us to imagine a […]

Her Royal Majesty Shall Increase Your Chocolate Ration To 20oz From 30oz Per Week #HillaryCampaignSlogans

by Smitty [View the story “Hillary Camp Pain Slogans” on Storify]

Question To #OccupyResoluteDesk Next Time His Piehole’s Open Near A Reporter

by Smitty The no-talent rodeo clown hath spoken: Netanyahu’s comments ‘erode the name of democracy’. OK, it’s not clear what that means. It’s still ‘democracy’, and not ‘emocracy’ or ‘democrac’. Because if we’re going to hammer Bibi for saying something stupid, e.g.: Following Netanyahu’s pre-election statement that there would be no Palestinian state if he […]

Can We Make #FactsMatter Trend?

Jonathan Capehart (@capehartj) confronts #Ferguson truth: [T]he Justice Department released two must-read investigations connected to the killing of Brown that filled in blanks, corrected the record and brought sunlight to dark places by revealing ugly practices that institutionalized racism and hardship. They have also forced me to deal with two uncomfortable truths: Brown never surrendered […]

Fernando To Her Majesty: “Dahling, You Look Mahvelous”

by Smitty Apparently, somebody missed the local Thronesniffers Anonymous meeting: Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic Party’s nominee, and she will win the 2016 election. When you analyze the objective conditions of the Republican Party today and most likely over the next two years and compare them to Clinton’s strengths, it’s hard not to make […]

Netanyahu Wins, Obama Loses

It was profoundly weird to watch coverage of the Israeli elections Tuesday. At one point, I saw CNN’s John King doing exit poll results as if this was a U.S. presidential election and I was like, “What the hell is this?” What it was, of course, is that American Democrats (including members of President Obama’s […]

Feminist Wonders: Why Do Christofascist Godbags Keep ‘Dehumanizing’ Hillary?

Melissa McEwan channels her inner Dworkin: This is the most basic, primitive, unapologetic misogyny: Dehumanizing a powerful woman by calling her a monster. A devil. A witch. A beast. A castrating fiend. What set her off on this moonbat rant? Evidently, Kurt Schlichter and Kevin Williamson said Mean Things About Hillary. Now, let’s quickly flash […]

The Origin Of Her Majesty’s Horse Pucky

by Smitty Trojan Horse made with keyboard keys by Babis Pangiotidis #ModernArt #AncientGreece #Odysseus #Iliad #Homer #Troy pic.twitter.com/c9ybTqG9yv — Zito E (@Zito__77) March 13, 2015 @Zito__77 Babis's Trojan Horse, Filled Hillary's server, of course. Road apples rolling therefrom. Explain her presser so dumb. @0ryuge — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) March 13, 2015 Jokes aside: The Four Best Reasons To Defeat Hillary And Send […]

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