The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Workin’ Hard, Tryin’ To Teach Punky @BrewStudNo1 Of Humor. Failing.

by Smitty It started as a biographical not concerning Her Majesty: So, she was underage as a Goldwater groupie? #WhichHillary — i am so grounded (@BrewStudNo1) April 3, 2016 As somebody who nurses dreams of writing fiction some day, and is fascinated by criminal psychology in general, I had to inquire: @BrewStudNo1 I am […]

Bill the Conqueror Fought at Hastings in 1066 to Equalize Wages for Oppressed Women #HistoryByHillary

by Smitty A little love for Her Majesty, the Red Queen of Chappaqua: Teddy Roosevelt's "Great White Fleet" was an attempt to internationalize GOPe raaaaacism. #HistoryByHillary — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) March 12, 2016 Germans dubbed Marines "Truffelhunden" at Belleau Wood because those dogs would rather dig for mushrooms than let me in! #HistoryByHillary — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) […]

Don’t The #TrumperTantrum Gags Just Write Themselves?

by Smitty [View the story “The Art of the #TrumperTantrum Deal” on Storify]

Is Joyce Carol Oates The Source Of Obama’s Pollyanna Foreign Policy?

by Smitty All we hear of ISIS is puritanical & punitive; is there nothing celebratory & joyous? Or is query naive? — Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) November 22, 2015 Sweetheart, of course there is. When they hear the shriek of a man burning alive, they are overcome with joy. — NeanderthalPrivilege (@Shgamha) November 24, […]

Props to @cypherdog on Twitter

by Smitty Our Ambassador issued a Strongly Worded Memo: Appearing soon on a roll of Russian toilet paper. . . — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) October 2, 2015 Iowahawk started us down the path to enlightenment: [View the story “Office Of Dr. StrangeSpace” on Storify] Didn’t laugh; I’d cry.

Once Upon A Time, Her Majesty Paid A Visit To A Village That It Had Taken

by Smitty @MsEBL @charliespiering @vermontaigne @TwitchyTeam @michellemalkin @Lemang01 @instapundit @AceofSpadesHQ @AmPowerBlog — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) July 26, 2015

Are We Hiring Someone So Challenged As To Require A “Business Suit Onesie”?

by Smitty Mrs. Other Smitty brought this to my attention. As a generally slack-tacular kinda guy, I can follow the logic involved in this. Anything you can do to streamline a process, e.g. dressing, is worth doing. Note the shopping avoidance on display: you buy the one thing, and you’re done. Two complications come to […]

Here It Is: #ClintonJennerDolezal2016

by Smitty In this blog’s relentless quest to immanentize the Next Big Thing, we proudly proffer the Tres Bimbos ticket. This #OPMhack clearly demonstrates that America needs a president who will set up an insecure email server in her mud room. — Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) June 12, 2015 That it’s Her Majesty’s turn, and we [nsfw] […]

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