The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal

by Smitty "But I'm in the Union," she gasped "I supported your campaign!" "They say the betrayal adds to the sensation." "Arrrrgh!" #50ShadesOfLiberal — Smitty #Seditive (@smitty_one_each) October 23, 2013 "#Benghazi?" she asked. "I'm going to tie you up, leave you screaming for assistance & go blame a random YouTube clip." #50ShadesOfLiberal — Smitty #Seditive (@smitty_one_each) October 23, 2013 "Sexist! […]

Col. Nathan Jessup, Tea Partier

by Smitty “Son, we live in a world that has elections, and that elections have to be guarded by men with principles. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lefty? The Tea Party has a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Progress, and you curse the Tea Party. You have that luxury. […]

10 Ideas RE #OccupyResoluteDesk’s Activities In Lieu Of Job

by Smitty THE ZIPPER ON HIS GIMP SUIT IS TOTALLY STUCK => Obama locks himself in White House as shutdown week two begins http://t.co/ORp6QDmrl7 — Smitty #GoCruz (@smitty_one_each) October 7, 2013 STICKING NEEDLES IN HIS @TedCruz DOLL => Obama locks himself in White House as shutdown week two begins http://t.co/ORp6QDmrl7 — Smitty #GoCruz (@smitty_one_each) October […]

#ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Hires Alec Baldwin As Twitter Czar

by Smitty #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Denounces use of WMD in Bulungi, demands immediate invasion. http://t.co/VODiQtnInE — Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013 #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Takes a sudden liking to Ozzy Ozbourne's "Diary of a Madman" release. http://t.co/VEPwtlWXFy — Smitty, Redliner (@smitty_one_each) September 22, 2013 #ObamaMentalBreakdownSigns Speeches veer toward Shatner: "I'll go. All Kobayashi Maru. On Boehner if. He. […]

Frown Down, Town Clown

by Smitty

Who Knew @BarackObama Was A Fan Of @Vadum’s Old Band, Focus?

by Smitty If only the United Nations were half as good as Matt Vadum’s old band Focus. Check out Matthew’s yodeling while occupying the ivories in this classic performance: If the U.N. actually rocked like that, Barack-man wouldn’t have to put up a red line. And he certainly wouldn’t call the efforts of the world’s […]

The Sting Of Rodeo Clown’s “Red Line”

by Smitty Baraaaaack, man. You don't have to put up a red line. You have Bo & Sunny. MSM will shield you from the Right @smitty_one_each #roxanne — Chip (@cyamas) September 4, 2013 Let’s just unpack that: Baraaaaack, man You don’t have to put up the red line The election’s over You don’t have to sell […]

Funniest Thing on the Internet Today

HEH! @WilliamShatner RT @SpudIslander35 @MileyCyrus Captain Kirk watches Miley Cyrus performance: http://t.co/SfHrNsbAaW — Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) September 2, 2013

Yo! Rodeo Clown!

by Smitty Keep in mind that ol’ Rutherford B. was the initial occupant of the Resolute Desk.

World’s Youngest Blogger Demos Mollusc Missile System; DoD Contract To Follow?

by Smitty By way of explanation, we went to Mason Neck State Park today, and he waded out into Belmont Bay and threw a snail.

Mystery Solved–BHO Went To The Rodeo To See The Bull And Fetch Fresh Policy

by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty The seemingly bizarre story about the President of the United States going to the Missouri State Fair — surely crawling with patriots, and people who “built that”, and thus the about last place that #OccupyResoluteDesk might seek to buy votes — has a clear explanation: Obama was running low, and […]

#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Twitter Hash Butt

by Smitty UPDATE: Oh, and this is why => John McCain Says He Might Support Hillary over Rand Paul in Possible 2016 Race ‚ĶAmbassador Stevens Unavailable For Comment Ol’ Senator Decades-past-sell-by-date sure is feeling the love on Twitter tonight: #BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Jane Fonda's chauffeur — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013 #BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Mayor of Detroit — […]

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