by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty The seemingly bizarre story about the President of the United States going to the Missouri State Fair — surely crawling with patriots, and people who “built that”, and thus the about last place that #OccupyResoluteDesk might seek to buy votes — has a clear explanation: Obama was running low, and […]
by Smitty UPDATE: Oh, and this is why => John McCain Says He Might Support Hillary over Rand Paul in Possible 2016 Race …Ambassador Stevens Unavailable For Comment Ol’ Senator Decades-past-sell-by-date sure is feeling the love on Twitter tonight: #BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Jane Fonda's chauffeur — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013 #BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Mayor of Detroit — […]
by Smitty Obama raises his hand for a point of order on the Snowden issue. Putin, holding a dead fish, looks down. Tee hee hee. Stop mocking my President, Vlad! Stop, or I shall say “stop” again.
by Smitty .@FredZeppelin12 Well, obviously, BHO saved us from the Evil Rampaging Cold-Sober Speed-Limit-Driving Mormon Nemesis. #WhereIsYourGratitude? — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 27, 2013
by Smitty #bookswithonelettermissing The Telltale Heat–Al Gore stubs his Poe and emits a story that would frighten anyone who could stay conscious. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013 #bookswithonelettermissing Of Ice And Men — Gal Ore's disaster novel of the coming freeze. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013 #bookswithonelettermissing Pride and Pre-juice — […]
#ZimmermanTipLine He Fronted ‘Blue Oyster Culture Club’ On Their ‘Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, Godzilla?’ Tour
by Smitty #ZimmermanTipLine Was hiding at the NTSB under the name "Tso Wut" when KTVU called to get the names of the pilots in the SF crash. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013 #ZimmermanTipLine Knows every line Steven Segal ever uttered. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013 #ZimmermanTipLine Framed both Bernie Madoff AND […]
by Smitty You ask me if I love glue And, sniffing, I reply I’d rather hurt you verbally Than just, I don’t know, maybe flatten you with a railroad tie. For who are you to judge me In what I say or do I’m only just beginning To pile propaganda and false accusations upon bigoted […]
by Smitty “Hey, pluck that bird,” said Not George W. Bush: Evil conservatives flipping the bird at green energy! "PHOTO: Endangered bird dies as Obama touts windmills" http://t.co/R9ARTL5tWH — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 2, 2013
by Smitty After Rachel Jeantel’s “creepy ass cracker” went legendary, Twitter swung into action. For reasons that refuse to make sense, like some of the Zimmerman trial testimony, this blogger felt the need to work ‘cracker’ into rock lyrics: Some Tangled up in Blue: #CrackerQuotes Was in the pack when we first met Soon therefrom divorced Spread a […]
– by Wombat-socho FOR SCIENCE! (h/t some bird owner on Facebook)
by Smitty Everyone remembers Johnny Cochran wee jingle: IF THE FACTS DON'T FIT, YOU MUST AGIT: #Prop => A George Zimmerman Prosecution Primer http://t.co/f8wQCSf0AN @instapundit — Smitty, Chirpologist (@smitty_one_each) June 25, 2013 The other reference.
It’s 3 a.m., and I don’t have a Mercedes sports coupe to take on a 100-mph joy ride, so why not get reckless on Twitter? Alternate Headline: Lying Democrat Buttfuckers Pretend to Be Horrified by Anal Sex http://t.co/brMa9PyRN0 — Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) June 21, 2013 My apologies for that last Tweet — the phrase […]« go back — keep looking »