Thought I Heard Stacy McCain Say He’s Out ‘For Pizza’
by Smitty Apparently he’s been flogging the phone to the point where the handset is completely thrashed of late. . .
Dumbest Liberal in Media: Guess Who Won That Tough Competition?
It was never much of a contest, really. Perennial champion Chris Matthews scored big-time, massively failing on Jeopardy, a show that Noel Sheppard of Newsbusters reminds us Matthews has frequently cited when mocking Sarah Palin’s intelligence: In case you don’t keep track of “progressive” elite sentiment, know this: They hate Matthews, regarding him as a dimwitted embarrassment [...]
Perfect Bailout Metaphor Achieved
by Smitty Daniel Hannan on Twitter points to The Telegraph with a story of classical, titanic impact: Maiden voyage of Bronze Age boat founders The crew of a half-sized replica of a 3,500-year-old Bronze Age boat had to abort the vessel’s maiden voyage after it sank as soon as it entered the water. Hannan relates [...]
Bill Maher: ‘Hey, Y’Know Something? Mitt Romney’s a Rich Mormon, Isn’t He?’
Isn’t this just about the kind of “humor” you’d expect from the pustulent syphilitic chancre on America’s cable-TV sphincter? “Donating your money to help repair this kid’s cleft palate, or to feed these hungry people, that’s charity. Giving money so Brice and Spencer can spend two years in Namibia spreading nonsense about celestial marriage and [...]
Crowder In Tights
by Smitty I like the nugget of the idea at work here, but I think this needs more camp: Crowder: get together with Chris Loesch again, and give us Batwonk and Reformin’. Give us the four-color sets of the Batman ’60s show, and take on evil hedge-trimming mastermind Jorge Sore-toes. Deflate the monster truck tires [...]
Havidol Not Doing It For You Anymore? Try Some Delusionol!
by Smitty This blog, if it wasn’t blatantly obvious, has been whacked out on Havidol for years (click image for source): But this administration has shown that, even when you Havidol, it’s still not enough. Sissypuss the Blog Kitty’s painstakingavoiding research has revealed the Administration’s secret: Delusionol (click image for source). Yeah, better living through [...]
Following Christ Is Not Being Pandered To By The Government
by Smitty Tim Stanley: American liberals have a schizophrenic view of God. When it comes to lifestyle issues, they think church and state should be separate. But when it comes to welfare, federal largesse morphs into Christian duty. I disagree with Stanley. American liberals view the state as a God-like parent. As with any parent, [...]
At Least Daily Pundit Gets It
by Smitty Quick shaves my point on racism a little more finely. I’m OK with that: Nobody actually cares about racism in America. As compared to much of the world, racism simply isn’t a major factor here. Cultural problems based on race and ethnicity do exist, but racism itself is not a real problem in [...]
The Brilliance Of DC’s Metro Cannot Be Grasped By Reason
by Smitty Jobs, man: jobs. As the video states, DC’s Metro is a magnet for escalator mechanics. The Metro is working hard, trying to maximize the number of people taking home a paycheck, and these unreasonable Reasoners are. . .throwing a wrench in the gears. The other interesting point about Metro is one that you [...]
Louis Farrakhan Will Never …
. . . have a column at National Review: “White folks don’t produce black children — except [if] it‘s a white woman with a black man or a black man with a white woman and that’s the end of your race. So you’re dying a natural death these days. And without an AK47 ’cause the [...]
GOOD NEWS!
The insanity defense works for smoking in an airport: Denver Police say they’re not going to investigate a case involving a woman who stripped naked at Denver International Airport on Tuesday. . . . The woman was reportedly upset and was taken to a local hospital for a mental evaluation. Judging from available photos, the [...]
Stephen Green’s Hair Of The Dog
by Smitty George Will owns it at the outset, but the closing Lincoln bit was a nice touch:
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