The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

The Wisdom of the Crapper
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by Smitty 2D Toilet says: "I am a metaphor for Socialism; theoretically easy cleaning, until, inevitably, people do their business." — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) September 16, 2017 Because you didn’t ask for it: now you can follow 2D_ToiletSays on Twitter. Actually, I just got miffed at some Lefty who was trying to hijack the gag.

This Tweet Wasn’t Intended To Insult Zep

by Smitty Is there anybody under the sun who isn’t responsible for The Royal Drubbing? I voted against Her Majesty, so it’s my fault, too. Even though the Royal Personage took the Commonwealth on the strength of Her lackey, Governor Spittoon. BREAKING: Led Zeppelin reforming to do "Everybody's Fault But Mine" for Hillary Clinton #ThrowbackThursday […]

Thoughts For Accusers On Twitter

by Smitty On twitter tonight, I replied to Rick Wilson’s quotation of Robert E. Lee’s descendants, and opened the floodgates: One figures that the Occupy/BLM/Antifa twits can be included in the historical dustbin. — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) August 17, 2017 I simply muted those calling me a Nazi almost immediately. Then there were those who attempted […]

When Your Plan To Kill Everyone At The Staff Meeting Has To Cover Aliens

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Stacy’s Cousin’s Medical Jingle

by Smitty Crusty McCainHad blood on the brain& though we bid him godspeedOur joy'd be biggerWere the dregs of his vigorSpent in retirement indeed — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2017

@JonahNRO Quote Of The Day

by Smitty I’ll link it properly when it’s live on National Review: Whataboutism is fine if you want to point out double standards. But the trick is to hold onto your standards while you do it. It is otherworldly to celebrate how Donald Trump doesn’t play by the rules while at the same denouncing anyone […]

Lawyers, Guns & Cover

by Smitty (further apologies to Zevon.) I tinkled with the server The way I always do How was I to know It was with the Russians, too? I was gambling in Benghazi, I took a little risk Send lawyers, guns & Comey Jim, get me out of this, hiyah! An innocent bystander Somehow I got […]

Werewolves of Chappaqua

by Smitty (offered with apologies to Warren Zevon) I saw a werewolf with some polling data in her hand Walking through the woods of Chappaqua in the rain She was looking for the way to the Electoral College cafe Gonna get a big dish of suk mai payn Aaoooooo! Werewolves of Chappaqua! Aaoooooo! (Repeat) If […]

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