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Rule 5 Sunday

Posted on | August 22, 2010 | 31 Comments

by Smitty

The week in gorgeousness was dominated by Rima, who, with full political incorrectness, prefers bikinis to burkhas and non-confrontational locations for cultural reconciliation. Also politically incorrect: Jennifer Aniston, who was hoisted on her own ‘retard’. While Rule 5 does not support breaches of decorum, a consultation with Janet Jackson, a private piercing revelation, and a ridiculous euphemism like “wardrobe malfunction” or “hope and change” might buy more notoriety.

An iconic piece of pure Americana I’ve loved since my dad used to play it:


Enjoy the weekend!

Comments

31 Responses to “Rule 5 Sunday”

  1. betw
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 2:45 pm

    Miss USA, formerly Miss Michigan (from Dearbornistan)is hardly a mooooslim.

    She was born in Lebanan, grew up in Queens, NY and only recently moved to Dearbornistan, Mich, which is the capital of Moooslim USA.

    She is deliberately vague whether she is a moooslim or a Christian and repeatedly says she has both in her large, extended family.

    What she really is is a bubble-headed skank. Period.

  2. betw
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 10:45 am

    Miss USA, formerly Miss Michigan (from Dearbornistan)is hardly a mooooslim.

    She was born in Lebanan, grew up in Queens, NY and only recently moved to Dearbornistan, Mich, which is the capital of Moooslim USA.

    She is deliberately vague whether she is a moooslim or a Christian and repeatedly says she has both in her large, extended family.

    What she really is is a bubble-headed skank. Period.

  3. cbullitt
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 2:49 pm

    Here’s a bit more Rule 5 action, just in time for back-to-school. Spassfabrik.
    Don’t forget to hit the widget in the sidebar.

    http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2010/08/22/back-to-school-spassfabrik-doggie-days/

  4. cbullitt
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 10:49 am

    Here’s a bit more Rule 5 action, just in time for back-to-school. Spassfabrik.
    Don’t forget to hit the widget in the sidebar.

    http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2010/08/22/back-to-school-spassfabrik-doggie-days/

  5. Dell
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 3:12 pm

    …And a FINE Birthday it was! Pictorial pleasures, via “attachments”, not suitable for general audiences, flowed like fine wine. Just when I thought I was in love again, a new one would arrive in my mailbox!

    Hey! 65 aint’t so bad. Oh…and thanks for the linky-love, Bro.

  6. Dell
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 11:12 am

    …And a FINE Birthday it was! Pictorial pleasures, via “attachments”, not suitable for general audiences, flowed like fine wine. Just when I thought I was in love again, a new one would arrive in my mailbox!

    Hey! 65 aint’t so bad. Oh…and thanks for the linky-love, Bro.

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  8. Americaneocon
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 4:18 pm

    “65 aint’t so bad.” Hey, sounds like it!

    Great job, Smitty!

  9. Americaneocon
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 12:18 pm

    “65 aint’t so bad.” Hey, sounds like it!

    Great job, Smitty!

  10. Irish Cicero
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 4:38 pm

    A Big Pacific Northewest ‘Hey’ to everyone!

  11. Irish Cicero
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 12:38 pm

    A Big Pacific Northewest ‘Hey’ to everyone!

  12. smitty
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 5:27 pm

    @betw,
    At ease, man.

  13. smitty
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 1:27 pm

    @betw,
    At ease, man.

  14. Bunni
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 5:54 pm

    Great Round-Up, as usual, Smitty!
    I’m happy Rima is on our side.
    Hello from the craptastic city of Chicago.
    Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday….I’m sure all these
    posts will add to the fun.

  15. Bunni
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 1:54 pm

    Great Round-Up, as usual, Smitty!
    I’m happy Rima is on our side.
    Hello from the craptastic city of Chicago.
    Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday….I’m sure all these
    posts will add to the fun.

  16. Pat
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 6:12 pm

    Pretty hard to send linkage, when I end up in the spam folder.

  17. Pat
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 2:12 pm

    Pretty hard to send linkage, when I end up in the spam folder.

  18. Dave C
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 7:53 pm

    Nicely done, Smitty. Thank you.

  19. Dave C
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 3:53 pm

    Nicely done, Smitty. Thank you.

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  22. Bob Belvedere
    August 23rd, 2010 @ 3:10 am

    Thanks, Smitty.

  23. Bob Belvedere
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 11:10 pm

    Thanks, Smitty.

  24. wormme
    August 23rd, 2010 @ 3:33 am

    Dang, I thought smitty was gonna give me a nod for my first-ever Rule 5 post. It was last Sunday, but I can repost in the next 28 minutes.

    Or, you could search the word “ginger” at my site.

  25. wormme
    August 22nd, 2010 @ 11:33 pm

    Dang, I thought smitty was gonna give me a nod for my first-ever Rule 5 post. It was last Sunday, but I can repost in the next 28 minutes.

    Or, you could search the word “ginger” at my site.

  26. proof
    August 23rd, 2010 @ 4:08 am

    Another bumper crop of babes as usual, Smitty! Well done!

  27. proof
    August 23rd, 2010 @ 12:08 am

    Another bumper crop of babes as usual, Smitty! Well done!

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