The Other McCain

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This Is Probably Not the Onset of an Incurable Terminal Illness, But …

Posted on | March 23, 2011 | 18 Comments

. . . you never know. By the time you read this, I might be pushing up the daisies, shuffling off this mortal coil, pining for the fjords. My plan, however, is to be deep into the merciful bliss of a Nyquil-induced sleep.

So let’s hope it is only a late-winter head cold that has put me in such desperate need of the sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so-I-can rest medicine.

While I am probably not yet dead, then, I’m still not likely to be doing much blogging for the next several hours.

But for all you know, my wife and six kids are even now mourning my recent passing, so you should probably hit the tip jar just in case.

Cough cough. Sniff sniff.

Good-night . . .

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1385852725 Richard Mcenroe

    It is the plague of Progressive Justice, RAAAAACIST!

  • http://thegunsreport.com Editor

    We’ll know it’s all over when we hear Smitty nailing you to the perch…

  • http://twitter.com/dustbury Charles G Hill

    If it’s terminal, isn’t it by definition incurable?

  • Anonymous

    Nyquil used to induce sleep better when it was the equivalent of 50 proof liquor….

  • http://www.redstateeclectic.typepad.com AngelaTC

    It’s a 2-dayer.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    My dear friend: why didn’t you tell me sooner?

    Take two of these and call me in the morning.

    Yours in Health…
    Dr. Robert ‘Bob’ Oswald Belvedere, OB-GYN

  • Joe

    May the power of breastons cure you!

  • http://ak4mc.us/2c/2011/ McGehee

    Yikes, Bob! One of those is NSFW (not safe for wife)! What good will it do Stacy to be cured of his illness only to be murdered by Mrs. Other McCain?

  • Anonymous

    When it first hit the market I believe it had chloroform in it.

  • Anonymous

    That might clear his sinuses.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1385852725 Richard Mcenroe

    I like the scene from the Hollywood Bowl version where Smitty starts pounding Stacy on the counter…

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    Sometimes these treatments cause a lot of damage.

    Sometimes we have to kill the patient in order to cure the disease.

    That’s life, my no medical degree friend. Stick to what you do best: deciding whether to watch Kojak or Murder She Wrote at 9PM.

    Yours…
    Dr. Robert ‘Bob’ Oswald Belvedere, OB-GYN

  • http://www.facebook.com/appela Tony Appel

    The best bit about NyQuil from the one and only, Dennis Leary.
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/da682fa99e/dennis-leary-nyquil-from-standupfan

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  • Kevin in ABQ

    NyQuil, or, as it is soon to be known, “all of the state-of-the-art medical care you can afford under ObamaCare”.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

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