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Rule 5 Monday: Apocalypse Edition

Posted on | January 2, 2012 | 11 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

So here we are in 2012, when according to a bunch of people who don’t understand Mayan the ancestors of today’s Guatemalans say the world is going to end. Whatever; we have pulchritude to post! On the off chance that your HR department gets to you before the Rapture happens, though, I remind you that the following links contain a vast selection of pictures which are not even remotely work safe despite containing no soft-core or hard-core pr0n. Tits may bring hits, but they also bring the hairy eyeball of HR, so don’t read this at work, mmmkay? On with the show!

First out of the inbox this week is Laughing Conservative with Emily Ratajkowski (and more Emily), followed by the Rio Norte Line with Zoe Saldana and Fishersville Mike with Lauren Alaina. Randy’s Roundtable lists his top five Rule Five draws of the year, also, Heather Jo Hughes. Reaganite Republican goes With Miss Albania 2011, the toothsome Xhesika Berberi, while Three Beers Later points to Karla Luna as evidence of gorbal warmening. Or something.

Proof Positive had Melissa Adams, vintage babe Claudette Colbert, and some sex in advertising starring Scarlett Johansson.

A View From The Beach kicked off his week of Rule 5 with some Seven of NineJeri Ryan, the “Did You Just Look At My Breasts?” video, and some Christmas cuties from Vargas and others.

Soylent Green’s inter-holiday Monday Motivationer was Erika Zivovic, followed by Karen Elaine Price, some British birds, Happy Hour Hotness, Friday’s corset brief, and an apology for sleeping in.

Dustbury went with the interesting duo of Benazir Bhutto and Jessica Stam, while Maggie’s Notebook stuck to her musical theme with Yesica Toscanini and Troglopundit offered the extremely useful PSA “A Very Zombie Holiday”. The Camp of the Saints was away from the Intertubes this holiday season, and only has Carol Alt and Alice Eve for us. Valley of the Shadow rattles the tip jar with Siouxsie Sioux and Postaldog barely makes it under the wire with xoxo Leah.

The Daley Gator’s Megahit Megababes last week were India Arie, Beyonce, Meagan Good, Jennifer Allen, Lisa Marie Scott celebrating the one millionth hit, and Crystal Leigh.

Thanks to everyone for their links! Deadline for next week’s Rule 5 roundup, which will actually be on Sunday for once, is Saturday, January 7; please make sure all your Rule 5 linkagery goes to Rule 5 Wombat and NOT the e-mail address at the top of the post!


  • Bob Belvedere

    Thank you for the linkage.

    Regarding my absence: Know that I have come through and I have returned, returned to outdo my 2011 Rule 5.  Onward!  To Pulchritude!

  • Proof

    Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night, nor the end of the world shall keep the Wombat from his appointed rounds! Thanks, Wombat!

  • Doug Hagin

    Many thanks!!

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  • Joseph Fein

    Thanks for linking to my Gothy Muses!

  • Anonymous

    As a lady cow, I am not into this stuff.  But keep up the good work generally.  

    Oh and talking about a complete lack of common sense, you might check out this new Supreme Court case:

    Yes, elections matter.  And if you vote wrong things can turn out badly.  

  • postaldog

    Thanks for allowing me to slip in under the wire.  Those absinthe fueled New Year’s celebrations take a while to recover from 🙂

  • Randy G

    Again Wombat, we all thank you…

  • Anonymous

    Y’all welcome!

  • Anonymous

    Linked again:

    Curves of Wonder- from Down Under!
    Miss Australia 2011 is Scherri-Lee Biggs

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