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Rule 5 Sunday: Every Rose Has Its Thorn

Posted on | August 5, 2012 | 12 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

Having wasted most of my Sunday (listening to baseball and rereading the Civil War novels of Newt and William Forstchen), it is now time to consider the handiwork of God, as Lewis Grizzard once said before heading down for a tour of Atlanta’s strip clubs.
I am, as usual, obliged to remind the Loyal Readers that while most of the links to follow are quite tasteful and artistic, others are Not Safe For Work, and clicking on them could lead to a serious contamination of your purity of essence, among other unfortunate eventualities. On with the linkagery!

Emboldened by her runaway successes last week in exploring the new frontier of Olympic Rule 5, EBL devotes her attentions this week to Dutch field hockey babes. Unfortunately, she also sent a link about the former Larry Wachowski.  In other news, we learn from the Rio Norte Line that Jorgie Porter has been named the hottest girl in UK soaps, and that the Femen Olympic protest was not a contender. Valley of the Shadow rattles the tip jar with the aid of Goth songstress Patricia Morrison, of The Damned and Sisters of Mercy. Reaganite Republican offers an installment in the Know Your Enemy series, spotlighting Nork Traffic Babes From Pyongyang. IMNSHO offers Rule 5 Friday, and Randy’s Roundtable this week is all about the Katy Perry. First Street Journal’s ongoing salute to our women in uniform continues this week with some swabbies.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Arianny Celeste; his vintage babe is Elaine Stewart, and of course there’s Sex in Advertising! Dustbury has an unusually pop duo this week with J-Lo and Ginger Spice, and Three Beers Later has some summer games of a non-Olympic variety. At the Camp of the Saints (where all Rule 5 comes with free waffle fries), it’s Shay Maria, Kayla Harrison, Natasa Malbasa, and the American Women’s Olympic Volleyball Team.

A View From The Beach brings us The Women Of Warehouse 13, asks Should Women Be Doctors?(with Olivia Wilde), maintains an Ongoing Olympic Babes & Links Page, Lady Gaga’s “Naked Tweet”, the obligatory cave girl post with bonus rat cuisine, and the observation that Kafka Was An Optimist.

El Opinador Compulsivo, celebrating his recent escape from Hugoslavia (a/k/a The Bolivarian Silliness of Venezuela), sends us many tasty links, including Betanie Badertscher, una moza muy buena, Apotheosis Now (Rule 5 Version) in Quebec, Romney supporter Jenna Jameson, a member of Brazil’s Olympic volleyball team, Heather Vandeven, and the mandatory “at the beach” post. Bonus: scenes from the class struggle in Caracas.

Soylent Green starts with sunrise succulence, continues with the Monday Motivationer, Tuesday Titillation, Spassfabrik Doggie Days, a welcome to Chilean Go(oglers), Snoochita Baby!, evening awesome, Corsetcare 3DDD, Saturday Sunny, and a repost of Valentina Because Most Of You Missed It The First Time.

DaleyGator’s Daley Babes this week include Brittany Dailey, Anna Konno, Kadie Ann Johns (leading a Rule 5 Trek), Candice Swanepoel (and her breasts), Janina Gavankar, Nana Tanimura, Tiara Styles, and Devon Stiles; also, a special “Nothing Beats A Great Butt” Edition and coverage of the Bob Belvedere/Stacy McCain Water Polo Nekkidness Scandal.

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Links for next week’s Rule 5 Sunday will be due on Saturday, August 11 at the
Rule 5 Wombat mailbox.


  • Opinador Compulsivo

    Thanks for the linkage ! You even included the non-R5 bonus ! 

    You, sir, are a titan among wombats.

  • Wombat_socho

     You’re welcome!

  • Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Thanks for the link Wombat.  

  • Joseph Fein

    Thanks Wombat! 

  • Wombat_socho

     You’re welcome!

  • Wombat_socho

     You’re welcome!

  • Bob Belvedere

    I second OC’s motion and offer an amendment: Be it known that Wombat-Socho is the official Wombat of  the Cause of Freedom and Liberty.

  • Proof

    I’m trying to remember what I was wasting my time on Sunday rather than coming here.  I got nuttin’! Thanks for the links, Wombat! 

  • Wombat_socho

     You’re welcome!

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