Posted on | February 5, 2013 | 9 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
Not all hookers all the time, but as your humble linkmongler, I advise against opening the following links around children, your boss, wife/girlfriend/significant other, and anyone else you think might take offense and/or rat you out to Human Resources, since more than a few of them are definitely NSFW.
Bring The Heat brings the Rule 5 this week with Maura Tierney, Laughing Conservative hits the beach with Jessica Van Der Steen, and Fishersville Mike teases us with some Kaley Cuoco in purple. Animal Magnetism changes things up with Rule Five Friday and the Saturday Blondepocalypse, while Reaganite Republican continues his survey of Miss Universe contestants this week with Miss Germany – Alicia Endemann. Randy’s Roundtable has Lisa Jenkins, and Ninety Miles From Tyranny debuts with Perfect and Vintage Late Night Ladies With Guns. Lower The Boom returns with Clothes? Who Needs Clothes?, Eye Of Polyphemus chips in with Emily Van Camp, and First Street Journal has women in uniform from The British Army this week. Subject to Change also returns with some kitchen pix and assorted views from above, while the Valley of the Shadow maintains a Gothic strain as he rattles the tip jar with Monica Bellucci.
El Opinador Compulsivo celebrated Groundhog Day by declaring every day Rule 5 Day. Viva El Opinador! This week, Nothing Lasts Forever, Kitchen Nightmare, Corissa Furr, Riley Jensen, a familiar face, rock climbing, legs, Sigourney Weaver, and Jamie Lee Curtis.
Soylent Green extends his congratulations to Novak Djokovic, after which it’s Monday Motivationer Charlie, Tuesday Titillation Laetitia, Aggie’s Nightmare, Humpday Hawt Tessa, a strong contender for post of the year, Falconsword Fursday Marisa, Thank UK, The Corsetcare AR-15, Evening Awesome Tea, and Soylent Groundhog Day.
A View From The Beach fails us yet again with the lack of cave girls, but hey! Check out these freckles! Also, Biden Comes Clean (with bonus Charisma), Some women prefer assault rifles, Even Scandies Get The Blues, Classical Beauty, Photography Lesson, Walkin’ Blues with Joanna Conner, Topless Davos Protest, and Student Uses AR-15 To Save Self And Roomie.
Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe was Vanessa Williams; his vintage babe was Winnie Garrett. Kate Upton’s Car Wash filled the Sex In Advertising slot, and the obligatory 49ers cheerleaders have been replaced for the nonce with the Women of PETA XXXIII. Dustbury went with Felicia Day and Shamita Shetty, while at the Camp of the Saints, Bob took advantage of my tardiness and sloth to slip Alessia Mancini and the Rule 5 News in over the e-transom. Meanwhile, Three Beers Later has Rule 5 that’s tasty and good for you!
The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes this week included Megan Ratzlaff (with a Rule 5 roundup!), a girl in a bikini, Melina Perez, Stefanie Morgan, Rachelle Gouldin, Shizuka, Adrianne Palicki, and Toni Braxton. Also, the launch of the new blog: DaleyGator DaleyBabes with fun, sports, and babes!
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline to submit links to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox for inclusion in next week’s Rule 5 roundup is Saturday, February 9. Here’s hoping I can get the post up on time next week. :/