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Rule 5 Sunday: Taylor Swift, We Hardly Knew Ye

Posted on | June 30, 2013 | 24 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

It is beyond question that the Westboro “Baptist” “Church”, is perhaps the most successful band of trolls to walk the earth since Frank Zappa (God rest him) shuffled off this mortal coil. Still, as disgusting a collection of para-human filth as they are, up to this point they’ve had a certain twisted logic to their attention-whoring displays. Until Friday, when they picked one of the rare examples of young female celebrities NOT known for public exhibitionism, overindulgence in recreational chemicals, bizarre behavior, vile taste in clothes and/or music, and public drooling over certain half-bright half-Kenyan politicians to condemn in the same breath as homosexuals, shellfish, and bacon cheeseburgers. Yes, I am referring to this young lady.

Fornicating whore, or just misunderstood?

Fornicating whore, or just misunderstood?

Well, all I know about Taylor Swift is what I read on WeSmirch, but that’s enough to convince me that as usual, the WBC is full of crap.

Even if she was dating one of the Kennedy clan for a while.

With that out of the way, let me remind you: some of the following links are most definitely Not Safe For Work and could contribute to the pollution of your precious bodily fluids. Reader discretion is advised.

Laughing Conservative leads off with Candice Swanepoel, followed by 90 Miles From Tyranny with Late Night Ladies and Hot Pick of the Late Night. Reaganite Republican shows Athina Pikraki as proof that not everything in Greece is a disaster; Randy’s Roundtable offers Erica Redling, Fishersville Mike has Laura from the Blackhawks’ Ice Crew, and Blackmailers Don’t Shoot has Pretty Girls On A Friday: No Labels Edition. Wine Women and Politics dishes up Bonus Babes, Saturday Specials, and Friday Hotties; Animal Magnetism has Rule 5 Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon. Meanwhile, at the First Street Journal, it’s the women of the IDF.

EBL serves up some nyotaimori, Hey Girl It’s Paul Ryan, Theresa May, and Alec Baldwin.

A View From The Beach offers Helena Bonham Carter, Dark Water Rising, Dolphin Cheerleaders doing “22”, Chicks Robots And Japanese Weirdness, No No No Silvio!, A Trick For The Dog, and How To Remove McAfee Antivirus.

American Power checks in with Carissa Rosario, Rule 5 Sunday (sic), Paulina Gretzky, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kelly Andrews, Emily Miller, and Lacey Banghard.

Soylent Green this week had Your AM Angel, Overnighty Christine, Monday Motivationer Brie, Tuesday Titillation Brea, Happy Hour Hawt Liz, Humpday Hawtness Alexis, Falconsword Fursday Classic Denise, A Soylent PSA, Corsetcare Return, Cameltoe Conundrum, T-GIF Friday Heather, Cream In Your Coffee, Your Saturday Sports Fix, and Evening Awesome Rebecca.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Joanna Garcia – who also covers Sex In Advertising – while his Vintage Babe is Julie Christie. Dustbury offered Carly Simon and Danica McKellar, while at The Camp of the Saints, it’s Chloe Vevrier. Three Beers later presents the Pistol Annies, Kasey Musgraves, and Blake Shelton with the Pistol Annies.

The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes this week included Irina Voronina, Sophie Hanan, Billie Piper, Emily Scott, Dana Davis, Paola Canas, Jessica Marie Claire, Nanis Ochoa, Melinda Bam, Tomika Skanes, Hwang Min Lee, Esther Baxter, Erica Hubbard, Elsa Pataky, Yuki Jin, and Megan Pinckney.

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline for next week’s Belated Independence Day Weekend Fireworks & Fillies Edition will be Sunday, July 7; as usual, submit all links to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox.


  • Richard McEnroe

    I just wanna say it’s great Wombat makes the sacrifice of looking at all these links. Man’s a giver.

  • Frank Underwood D-SC

    I couldn’t possibly comment, because I am busy looking at all the links!

  • K-Bob

    This is wayyy O/T, (except for the ladies) but go check out Allen West’s Fecebook thingy right now.

    It’s also up at Scoop’s and Zip has it up at Weasel Zippers.

    I think I’d call it the first shot. About damned time, too.

  • Wombat_socho

    I appreciate your appreciation!

  • Modern Comments

    Last year, the WBC came to my hometown with a list of places to protest. I was part of a counter-protest group and learned a lot: first, they know they are loathed and unpopular. The city’s police were at the first location, having been called by the WBC (who got wind of the counter protest via FB). The police told us the WBC was afraid *we’d* be violent and were scared to show up unless the police were present. Second, they’re lame as hell. Really, as vile as the stuff they spew is, they look so pathetic and their songs (rip offs of stuff by Eminem and Ke$ha about how we’re going to hell) are really comical. I came away still disliking them but feeling kind of bad because they’re *that* miserably bad.

  • guest

    On the off chance Robert hasn’t seen this yet, another homosexual couple, who adopted a child have been caught molesting, making porn of his molestation and pimping him out to other homosexual pedophiles. I’m suspended from twitter so I don’t know if anyone’s posted it there.

  • Finrod Felagund


  • Good Stuff

    I would be happy to pay a tax to see Kate Upton do a Lady Godiva thing (see blog)

    It’s a Bunga Bunga party! With Kate Upton, Lolo Jones (and assorted virgins), J. Edgar Hoover, Kelly Brook, Edward Snowden, Silvio Berlusconi and the alphabet soup!

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  • Proof

    Thanks for the linkage, Wombat! Sneak Peek for Next Week: The Return of Women of PETA (XXXIV)!

  • Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Since you are practically begging for it: Taylor Swift Rule 5!

  • K-Bob

    I rarely put a link in an O/T. It’s bad enough form to be dropping an O/T in the thread. Scoop’s and Zips. Or West’s FB page.

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  • ReaganiteRepublican

    Thank you kindly, Wombat

  • Wombat_socho

    You’re both welcome!