– compiled by Wombat-socho
The original plan was to crank this out yesterday (on time) but the opportunity presented itself to get my desktop box back in action, and by the time I got home from Frederick it was far too late to do what needed doing. So here we are. As usual, this post contains links to pix that may not be safe for work (although assuredly not pornographic) and reader discretion is advised when making with the clicky-clicky.
First Street Journal leads off with his own brand of Rule 5, this week with the military women of Romania. Also, blondes! Also also, American women! Randy’s Roundtable checks in with Terri Garrn (and Natalia Paris), Goodstuff’s mega metablog is hosted by Lauren Cohan’s cleavage, then by Scarlett Johansson; and Fishersville Mike is looking forward to three more years of Penny now that Big Bang Theory‘s been renewed. Ninety Miles from Tyranny has Morning Mistress (Not Quite Camel Toe), Hot Pick of the Late Night, and Girls With Guns; and this week, more of the same. Animal Magnetism adds Rule 5 Friday (this week’s version) and Saturday Gingermageddon (ditto). Blackmailers Don’t Shoot has Rule 5 Thursday with Zuleika Silver and You Know I Read It In A Magazine, and Laughing Conservative offers Candice Swanepoel for your consideration. We also heard from IMNSHO and Mocho’s Blog.
EBL explores the mystery of oil pulling, and adds Sarah Palin, First Kiss, Belle Knox, St. Patrick’s Day, Obama Putin And Blondie, Leryn Franco, Vivaldi’s “Spring”, Mad Men, Maura Fussell, DaVinci’s Demons, and Anne Baxter. You were spared Dianne Feinstein.
Soylent Refuge’s torrent of snooch began with Your Sunday Coffee Creamer (Second helping), more whining about the lack of football, after which Monday Motivationer Nicky Whelan, Overnighty, Tuesday Titillation window dressing, She’s Running Hot, Humpday Hawtness Adele, Ah Naiad, Falconsword Fursday Liz, Evening Awesome Eva, Occasional Corsets, T-GIF Friday, Your Evening Auburn Awesome Kimberly, Weekender, and Bath Night Overnighty Jenny. The second wave featured Sunday Sideboob, Nice Necklace, And Sure It’s Soylent St. Patty’s Day, Irish Evening Awesome, Overnighty Getting Medieval, Humpday Classic Karen, Overnighty Hayden, Vernal Vixens Equinox Knockers, Evening Awesome Carlie, Perhaps Corsets, Overnighty Chez Chaise, Weekender Nikky Case, and Bath Night Aria.
A View From The Beach featured Stacy Keibler, Heather Shoots More $#!*, An Excellent Choice, Ukraine Has Talent?, I’d Pay to Watch That, “No Where to Run”, Toronto Cheerleaders?, Tales of the Hood, Cheerleaders Put Germs in Space, Sad, If True; also, Not Your Typical Two-Armed Economist – Yamila Diaz, Arlington Woman Gives Local Authorities a St. Patrick’s Day Thrill, Drone Practice, Time for a Car Wash, “Sinner’s Prayer”, Happy St. Patrick’s Day, SI Rookie of the Year – Sara Sampaio.
Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babes included Leilani Dowding, and Joanna Nosuchinsky, Sex in Advertising was Made In Bangladesh (also, Guess); his vintage babes were Cynthia Lynn and Maggie Smith. Dustbury celebrated Zooeypalooza 21 and also offered Phyllis Diller (no really!) and Fleur Pellerin. At The Camp of the Saints, it was Tibby Muldoon and the Rule 5 News.
The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes were Deborah Ayorinde, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Silvan Krispin, Nicole Beharie, Jessica Marie , Juna Oshima, Laura Vandervoort, Yayoi Uehara, Daniele Watts, Yukiho Murase, Rachel Burr, Miyou Suzumura, Miku Ohashi, Allira Cohrs, Lee Purcell, Bella Gonzalez, Djuan Trent, Bernadette Peters, Mami Sakamoto, Rio Ogawa, Emi Itou, Ana De La Regeura, Harukah Ito, Daniela Tamayo, Vivian Gumaraes, Lorena Orozco, Katarina Pudar, and Women in Black.
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Submissions for next weekend’s Rule 5 roundup are due to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox by midnight Saturday, March 29.