Posted on | April 20, 2014 | 16 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
This just hasn’t been a good month for the Rule 5 posts here at The Other McCain, what with Yr. Humble Linkmongler jetting hither (Minneapolis) and yon (Portland) to see how the joeys are getting along, and in between, the Death March to April 15, which concluded profitably – if tardily – on the 16th. I may be able to squeeze in a Rule 5 Wednesday on my return from Portland, but I’m not promising anything. In the meantime, let me begin this latest foray into the admiration of the female form by reminding the Loyal Readers that many of the links that follow are of scantily clad (or completely nekkid) women and are almost certainly NSFW. Discretion is advised when clicking on the links.
We begin with Laughing Conservative, who was no April Fool when he submitted Lara Pulver. Also, Jenna Dewan! Goodstuff got Instalanched again for his megapost featuring Raquel Welch, to say nothing of the next one with Elizabeth Montgomery spicing up Songkran. Ninety Miles From Tyranny served up triple helpings of Morning Mistress, (2), (3), Hot Pick of the Late Night, (2), (3), and Girls With Guns (2), (3); Randy’s Roundtable had Elise Taylor and Jarah Mariano, while Animal Magnetism had three weeks’ worth of Rule Five Friday (II) (III) and the Saturday Gingermageddon (II) as well as the Saturday Blondepocalypse. Blackmailers Don’t Shoot chipped in with Floatopia Retrospective, (also, obligatory Jennifer Lawrence!) Fishersville Mike noted the end of the Capitals’ season, and First Street Journal directs our attention to the ladies formerly known as WAFs. Also, From Across The Pond.
A View From The Beach chipped in with The Hot New Viking – Alyssa Sutherland, “Dream Fighter”, “Shotgun Girl”, Are You Ready For Some Football?, FDA Moves to Raise Price of Milk, Beer, How to Become a Lesbian in 10 Days (or Less), Help the Homeless, France Runs Out Of Other People’s Money, Soft Core Porn Actress Decries Working Conditions, “Something Tells Me I’m Into Something Good”, Girls of the Blacklist, Oopsie Daisy!, Why Buy Italian Tires?, Check Out This Guitar “Player”, The “First Date” Dress, Through the Looking Glass, Blog of the Week (with cavegirls), Have All the Good Ideas Already Been Taken?, Miu Miu, and Holland or the Netherlands?,A is for Angelica, AC/DC Disconnected, Dolphins vs Saints?, Beer and Barbecue, The Helmet Test, Him Tarzan, Her Jeyne, IRS Thinks Gisele is Hiding Money, Bag Lady Sues Twit, “Honky Tonk Woman”, and New Hope for Finding Life on Mars?
EBL’s herd of heifers this month included Justine Bateman, The Phantom Menace of Spring Break, Revenge of the Nerds, Nigella Lawson, Game of Thrones women (plus an encore), Kate Among The Kiwis, Kate Middleton Vs. Wind, Vintage Spring Break, Outboard Engine Rule 5, Hollywood Democrat Double Standards, The Game Of Names, Marsha Blackburn, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Catherine Engelbrecht, Lourdes Torres Manteuffel, and Cindy “Lacey Underalls” Morgan.
Soylent Siberia offered two helpings of your Sunday coffee creamer, as well as Monday Motivationer Lana, Evening Auburn Awesome, Tuesday Titillation, Humpday Hawtness Anna, Falconsword Fursday, Corset Combustion, Evening Awesome with fur, Weekender With Corset, and for Bath Night, Sushi With Garnish. For week two: Monday Motivationer Laly, Overnighty Denise, Tuesday Titillation, Humpday Hawtness – Future Ex-Mrs. Soylent, Fursday In Brazil With Carine, Set The Snoochinator To 1994!, Corset Combination Platter, Weekender Divinia, and for Bath Night, Astrud.
Proof Positive contributed Tami Erin, Deanna Durbin, Ashley Doris, Barbara Bain, the Unspeakable Armenian, and Leslie Parrish; Sex In Advertising featured Mystique, Bar Rafaeli, and Victoria’s Secret. Dustbury featured Sandra Dee, Ariana Grande, Virginia Bruce, Princess Letizia of Spain, Eliza Doolittle, and Nina Foch.
The Daley Gator’s DaleyBabes included Yui Kasuga, Sasheer Zamata, Ximena Montenegro, Celeste Chen, Aja Naomi King, Nono Mizusawa,Busy Phillips, Esha Gupta, Lana Tailor, Yuuki Fukasawa, Random Beauty,Gianinnna Lujan, Yuika Hotta, Vanessa Claudio, Eri Wada, Ellen Fate, Sydnet Ramiia Poitier, Ailene Reins,Maria Menounos,Iyo Hanaki,Hitomi Yasueda,Beni Itou, Yuki Mamiya, Kirsten Dunst, Emily Sears, Wakina, Vivian Campos, Tiara Harris, Vanessa Lachey,Jill Wagner,Viivi Pumpanen, Madison Riley, Nanis Ochoa, Candice Rae, and Wioletta Pawluck. Also, Black is Beautiful and Gals in Glasses.
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline to submit links to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox for next week’s Rule 5 Sunday is Saturday, April 26.