Think Of The U.S. As Walmart, And Nancy Pelosi As A Demented Greeter

by Smitty

Botox Barbie puts a cosmetically crafted smile on matters:

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi will travel to the southern border of the U.S. on Saturday to be briefed by Customs and Border Protection on the flood of unaccompanied minors entering the country.

The California Democrat will also meet with a group of children held at the South Texas Detention Facility.

“The humanitarian crisis unfolding across our nation’s southern border demands Congress come together and find thoughtful, compassionate and bipartisan solutions,” Pelosi said. “We must ensure our laws are fully enforced, so that due process is provided to unaccompanied children and the safety and well-being of unaccompanied children is protected. We must also work to address the root causes of the problem.”

I guess there is probably some fool in Portland, Oregon who doesn’t think this so-called “humanitarian crisis” isn’t some kind of manufactured Cloward-Piven event. I sincerely hope that nothing bad happens to Princess Pelosi while she’s getting her photo op on. She’ll get her justice before the Almighty, and she certainly doesn’t deserve any martyrdom here under the sun.

12 comments

  1. Nancy Lugosi with another hearty dose of the stupid. Hey Botox Brain, little Jose Valdez from the shanty in the garbage dump called Guatemala City doesn’t have any due process. He is a pint sized criminal breaking our laws. Nice try, moron. I’m sure your constituents in San Francisco suffering from AIDS dementia will get all weepy eyed over your meaningless gesture.

  2. “Welcome to Costco, I love you…. Welcome to Costco, I love you. Welcome to Costco, I love you. Welcome to Costco, I love you.”

  3. You beat me to it. I was thinking Pelosi was the super secret weapon that would scare all those children back home…kind of like the boogiewoman.

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