LIVE AT FIVE: 09.16.14
Posted on | September 16, 2014 | 3 Comments
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TOP NEWS
How Kira Kazantsev Went From Cronut Blogger To Miss America
Has always been an overachiever; speaks three languages and triple-majored at Hofstra
Happy red cup leads to happy new Miss America
Why the Miss America pageant can’t save Atlantic City
Obama Dispatching Military, Medical Aid To Africa For Ebola Fight
About 3000 troops to train, build medical facilities, and handle logistics
Poroshenko Offers Rebels Major Concessions To End Fighting
NATO members begin arms deliveries to Ukraine
POLITICS
Clinton Aides Scrubbed Benghazi Files Before Review, Former Official Says
Former Deputy Assistant Secretary of State Richard Maxwell blows the whistle; State denies accusations
Ayatollah, Kerry Spar Over Iran’s Role In Fighting ISIS
De Blasio, Cuomo And Christie Meet With Homeland Security Head For Threat Discussion
Insurance Providers Widely Ignoring Obamacare Abortion Provision
Dems Hope To Make Campaign Fodder As GOP Blocks Equal Pay Bill
House GOP: No US Ground Troops In Mideast Plan
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Asian Crude’s Dead Cat Bounce Moderated By Weak Demand: WTI $92.77, Brent $97.91
Nikkei Drops As Investors Await Fed Outcome; Softbank Soars
Calpers To Exit Hedge Funds, Divest $4 Billion Stake
United To Offer Up To $100K Severance In Effort To Thin Flight Attendant Ranks
NASDAQ Slumps To Worst Day Since July; S&P 500 Dips
Olive Garden Defends Breadstick Policy
Authors United May Not Want To Admit It, But Most Books Are Consumer Goods
iPhone 6 Sparks Record 4 Million Pre-Orders
Four Months And Three Million Comments Later, The Public Has Spoken On Net Neutrality
Microsoft To Preview Windows 9 On September 30
Steve Jobs Was A Low-tech Parent
Facebook Forces Drag Queens Out Of The Closet
SPORTS
Angels First To Clinch Playoff Berth
Blowout 8-1 win against Mariners puts them 10 1/2 games up on Oakland in the AL West
DeGrom Fans 8, Mets Fall To Fish 6-5 Anyway
Cashner & The Padres Shut Out Phillies 1-0
O’s Magic Number Is One After Topping Jays 5-2
Yankees Eliminated From AL East After Rays Rally In The Ninth For 1-0 Win
Phillies Closer Papelbon Gets Seven Games For Grabbing Crotch, Bumping Ump*
Tigers Rally In Ninth, Twins Can’t Answer, Lose 8-6
Royals Rally, Beat White Sox 4-3
Strasburg Throws Seven Scoreless Innings, Nats Beat Braves 4-2: Magic Number Now 2
*But mostly for grabbing his crotch.
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
First She Was All Like “RAAAAACISM!!!!111oneoneone!!!” But When The Tape Came Out She Was Like “Okay, We Were Doing It In The Car”
Turns out it wasn’t her husband, either. Did she tell the truth about anything?
Unspeakable Armenian Cuddles Koala On Family Trip To Zoo In Oz
Robin Thicke Admits To Drug Use, Lying To Media In Wild “Blurred Lines” Deposition
Kanye West Not Apologizing For Joe Biden Impression: “I’m The Victim!”
“I Know What You Did Last Summer” In Season Again At Sony
Mindy Kaling Reveals She Was Up For Maya Rudolph’s Role In “Bridesmaids”
Universal Reuniting Matt Damon & Paul Greenglass For Another Jason Bourne Film
Pete Davidson Joins SNL As New Featured Player
Beyonce & Jay-Z’s Bonnie & Clyde Short Film Trilogy Released
Miss Nebraska Flashes The Cameras
Jimmy Fallon Celebrates 40th Birthday In The Hamptons
Joan Rivers Complains Of Voice Trouble In Her Last Recording
Surprise Party For “Orange” Star Gets Silly
FOREIGNERS
Scottish Expats Excluded From Independence Vote
Odile Batters Mexico’s Baja Resorts, Knocks Out Power To Most Of The Area
Donetsk Separatist Leader Says Cease-Fire Signed To Avert Humanitarian Catastrophe
Convoy Hit In Kabul Bomb Attack
700 Illegals Feared Dead After Traffickers Deliberately Scuttle Boat
UN Peacekeepers Deploy In Central African Republic
US Trying To Rekindle Anbar Awakening Against ISIS
Thais Hunting Western Backpacker In Murder Of British Tourists
Typhoon Kalmaegi Sweeps Past Shut-Down Hong Kong
Irish Troops Withdraw From Syrian Posts
Poll: Silva Would Tie Rousseff In Brazilian Election, Force Runoff
Nigerian Soldiers Sentenced To Death For Mutiny
BLOGS & STUFF
Michelle Malkin: The Deadly Attack On Camp Bastion, Two Years Later
Twitchy: Salon Tool Says “Nothing Scares A White American More Than Someone Who Isn’t A White American”
American Power: Obama Vs. The Generals
BLACKFIVE: White House Press Brief – Disgustipated By Ransom Threats, Etc.
Conservatives4Palin: Gov. Palin Endorses Tom Emmer For Congress (MN-6)
Don Surber: Do Democrats Care About Dead Black Men?
Jammie Wearing Fools: Texas Sheriff Says Reports Warn Of ISIS Terrorist Cells Coming Across The Border
Joe For America: Senators Have Time To Be Reality TV Stars?
Protein Wisdom: Hillary And Obamacare – “Her Fingerprints Are All Over That Legislation”
Shot In The Dark: The Good Guys Win Another
The Gateway Pundit: Study Finds FLOTUS’ Healthy Food Program Elitist, Sexist, And Shames Working Mothers
The Jawa Report: Jawa Report Congratulates Gary Cass On His CAIR Fatwa
The Lonely Conservative: CDC Tells US Hospitals To Prepare For Ebola
This Ain’t Hell: Feds Resent Vets’ Hiring Preferences
Weasel Zippers: Dem Rep Ann Kirkpatrick Flies Mexican Flag During Arizona Parade (But Not US Flag)
Megan McArdle: College Kids Can’t Defeat Big Oil
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3 Responses to “LIVE AT FIVE: 09.16.14”
September 16th, 2014 @ 7:49 am
First She Was All Like “RAAAAACISM!!!!111oneoneone!!!” But When The Tape Came Out She Was Like “Okay, We Were Doing It In The Car”
And then we’re supposed to believe every eyewitness in Ferguson who claims that Michael Brown “didn’t do nothing.”
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