The Other McCain

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Rule 5 Monday

Posted on | November 17, 2014 | 16 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

This weekend…meh. I got some stuff done and saw “Interstellar”, which was pretty awesome, but the rest of the weekend I could have done without. Anyway, the Steelers are playing the Titans tonight, so before the usual disclaimer, we have this.

Almost certainly not an actual Steelers cheerleader.

As usual, we are compelled to note that many of the following links are to pix generally considered NSFW, unless you work someplace really awesome.
Exercise discretion with the clicking.

Average Bubba leads off this week with Stephanie Seymour, Goodstuff checks in with Claudia Cardinale, Ninety Miles from Tyranny contributes Morning Mistress, Hot Pick of the Late Night, and Girls with Guns.

At Animal Magnetism, it’s Rule Five Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon. Loose Endz reminds us of the Women of Star Trek (the original series), Blackmailers Don’t Shoot likewise brings us Chicks In Space, and First Street Journal has women on Sea Duty.

EBL’s herd of heifers this week includes the Horseback Ice Bucket Challenge Fail, Seahawks and Giants, Stupid Disease, Semper Fi Happy Birthday Rule 5, Thank You Veterans Rule 5, the Obama remake of Sunset Boulevard, Feminism and Lilith, Sexism and Gaming, America’s Favorite Drag Queen – Bugs Bunny, Comet Fashion, and Rich Kids of Tehran.

A View from the Beach brings us Women of InterestPups to Participate in Nutria MassacreFemen Protests Pope, Putin and ISISFossil DNA Pushes European-Asian Split to 40,000 years (has cave girl content), An Excellent IdeaSpeaking of Conspicuous Consumption. . .Soft Serve Obamacare Schadenfreude“Dirty Work”“Heart of Glass”The Perfect Politician?, and “Lover Come Back To Me”

Soylent Siberia’s leading coffee creamer this week is Janine, followed by Dessert Topping, the Monday Motivationer, Afternooner Soylent Favorite Sarah, Evening Awesome Candice, Tuesday Titillation Lourdes, Happy Veterans Day!, Humpday Hawt If It’s Fake I Don’t Care, Czech Mate Monika Pietrasinska, Fursday Flabbergastion, Overnighty, Corset Cavalcade with Latex, T-GIF Friday, Evening Awesome^2, Weekender Impatience, and Bath Night Buoyancy.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Julianne Hough, his vintage Babe is Ann Savage, and Sex in Advertising is covered by Givenchy. Also, the obligatory 49ers cheerleader! At Dustbury, it’s Tory Burch and Tristan Prettyman.

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline to submit links to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox is midnight on Saturday, November 22.

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16 Responses to “Rule 5 Monday”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 18th, 2014 @ 12:32 am

    Is the blonde one of Big Ben’s…fans?

  2. SausageAway
    November 18th, 2014 @ 12:39 am

    I only clicked on this to gorp at the blonde. What is a steeler anyways? Is it like a boner?

  3. Soylent Green
    November 18th, 2014 @ 12:42 am

    Certainly not…because the Steelers HAVE no cheerleaders. Then again, I’ve seen the babushka mamas from the North Side. So I understand The Chief’s reasoning.
    TY for the linky love.

  4. Finrod Felagund
    November 18th, 2014 @ 1:03 am

    Yep, the Pittsburgh Steelers are one of six NFL teams with no cheerleaders. I don’t remember all of the other five, but I know the New York Giants and the Green Bay Packers are among them.

  5. Wombat_socho
    November 18th, 2014 @ 1:04 am

    I didn’t know that, actually. Man, this is turning into one hell of an educational post!

  6. Wombat_socho
    November 18th, 2014 @ 1:05 am

    Dunno, but I bet she wouldn’t mind relieving his…tensions.

  7. Finrod Felagund
    November 18th, 2014 @ 1:29 am

    Using Wikipedia, the Cleveland Browns, the Buffalo Bills, the Chicago Bears and the Detroit Lions also do not have cheerleaders. Green Bay started using local college cheerleaders in 2007.

  8. M. Thompson
    November 18th, 2014 @ 2:27 am

    Rule 5: Drives traffic, AND increases patriarchal oppression.

    Win-win here.

  9. Good Stuff
    November 18th, 2014 @ 4:33 am

    Thanks for linking to the massive photoblog/metablog where Claudia Cardinale explains the propaganda concept and the Rosetta / Philae mission. Plus, at no extra cost, free tickets to Hell Comes to Frogtown!

  10. RKae
    November 18th, 2014 @ 8:07 am

    Yup. It’s all the really old teams. More recently created teams wouldn’t dream of joining the NFL without some cheer!

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  12. Quartermaster
    November 18th, 2014 @ 7:36 pm

    RSM could bulk up Wombat’s gruel a bit with Nutria meat. He could also use the fur to outfit his bride, and women always love fur coats.

  13. Daniel Freeman
    November 20th, 2014 @ 1:06 am

    I know that nutria are not individually that big, but can they be sewn together into good fur rugs, or do you need an actual bear for something like that?

  14. Proof
    November 20th, 2014 @ 2:47 am

    None of those cities are in temperate climbs conducive to short skirts, etc.
    Cleveland, for example has a warm and pleasant Indian summer on August the 15th roughly between 1PM and 3PM.

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