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Nugent Rocks Talk Like A Pirate Day

Posted on | September 19, 2015 | 7 Comments

by Smitty

Haven’t turned me ‘arpoon on you
Ya look protein to me
Your leafy eyes nearly cut me in two
And I’m not too gay ta see
Well it’s a free-for-all
Her Highness said
You can bet your life
There’s a devil to pay when I talk this way
It’s in the air toni-i-ight

I sees you there with your
Cheshire grin I got me eye on you
Ya shake your tail feathers in my face
But poultry’s not what I do
Well looky here ya sweet young thing
Cause the magic’s in my hook
When in doubt I whip it out
Got a library in my e-book
It’s a free-for-all

Ooh, baby
Ooh, I got ya


7 Responses to “Nugent Rocks Talk Like A Pirate Day”

  1. JasonJones
    September 19th, 2015 @ 2:22 pm

    Yeah, but he’s committed more statutory rape than Roman Polanski.

  2. Matthew W
    September 19th, 2015 @ 2:30 pm


  3. smitty
    September 19th, 2015 @ 3:50 pm

    Has he evaded justice on the topic?

  4. JasonJones
    September 19th, 2015 @ 4:09 pm

    He never got caught, and made the parents of one conquest give written permission to “be with her”. And not to flog a dead horse, but due to all the prosecutorial misconduct in the Polanski case it should be thrown out. The only reason it isn’t is pure, 100%, politics, and the high profile nature of the case. It has ZERO to do with justice at this point, and everything to do with the DA’s image.

  5. Good Stuff
    September 20th, 2015 @ 1:38 am

    Shiver me titties! It’s talk like a pirate day! with Penelope Cruz and Her Treasure Chest!

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