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Why Is Bob Belvedere Monopolizing All the Christina Hendricks Hotness Today?

Posted on | February 16, 2010 | 7 Comments

He’s bogarting all the blog action on the redheaded Mad Men bombshell in lacy lingerie.

And nothing can compete with that, not even redheaded Victoria’s Secret model Cintia Dicker in a bikini. She’s cute, but too skinny to compete with those bodacious Christina Hendricks curves.

UPDATE: You want to talk about “targeted marketing”? Look what just arrived in my inbox today:

Dear Mr McCain
I am writing to you to ask for your support for The Great British Redhead Festival, which will take place on 10th April, this year.
This will be the first ever UK national celebration of all things redhead/ gingerish/ auburn/ strawberry-blonde and carrot-top. We have had some good publicity in the newspaper media, this week, which has brought considerable interest. For convenience, I include the links as follows:

We anticipate media interest will be self-generating over the next two months and this would be a great if you felt you could be linked with this new and unique national dynamic ginger event.
It is a free event, no-one is being paid, and essentially it is just a fun day to make a light-hearted celebration of all things gingerish. There is no political angle, no bureaucrats and nobody taking offence at being called ginger.
A similar event in Holland, last year, attracted thirteen thousand visitors of which three thousand were genuine redheads. It also attracted considerable worldwide media coverage.
We would be delighted if you could support our event.
I look forward to hearing from you.

Richard Simpson
The Great British Redhead Festival

OK, how many of you guys will hit the tip jar to send me to cover that historic occasion? C’mon, we’re talking about professional journalism here . . .

Category: Rule 5

Comments

7 Responses to “Why Is Bob Belvedere Monopolizing All the Christina Hendricks Hotness Today?”

  1. Red
    February 16th, 2010 @ 10:59 pm

    If I didn’t know any better I’d say you were clamoring for Bob’s sloppy (blog) 2nds.

  2. Red
    February 16th, 2010 @ 5:59 pm

    If I didn’t know any better I’d say you were clamoring for Bob’s sloppy (blog) 2nds.

  3. Bob Belvedere
    February 17th, 2010 @ 1:42 am

    You have redeemed yourself in your own inimitable way [you are my inspiration, ya know].

    Somebody give that Dicker gal a sandwich.

  4. Bob Belvedere
    February 16th, 2010 @ 8:42 pm

    You have redeemed yourself in your own inimitable way [you are my inspiration, ya know].

    Somebody give that Dicker gal a sandwich.

  5. Roxeanne de Luca
    February 17th, 2010 @ 1:53 am

    Glad to see redheads getting well-deserved appreciation. 🙂

  6. Roxeanne de Luca
    February 16th, 2010 @ 8:53 pm

    Glad to see redheads getting well-deserved appreciation. 🙂

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