The Other McCain

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When A Man Claims To Be ‘Sooooo Over Woman X‘, He Is Really A Beta Male Going On Gamma

Posted on | June 7, 2010 | 24 Comments

by Smitty

Dan Riehl is looking even more hapless than the TrogloPundit.
Look at the forced bravado on display:

I draw the line of hotness around sammiches. I mean, she does say she’d bring them if asked. But truly hot wimmens intuit such things.

‘Lines of hotness’? ‘Sammiches’?

Also, he says he’s so hot as to make tongues wag.  The species joke is left as an exercise for the reader.

Watching the testosterone drain out of a once great blogger like Dan Riehl is just a shame, a shame’s shame, and a reference shame for the calibration of shame-measurement equipment.
Expect Dan to be hired by Newsweek any day now.

Category: Dan Riehl

Comments

24 Responses to “When A Man Claims To Be ‘Sooooo Over Woman X‘, He Is Really A Beta Male Going On Gamma”

  1. Joe
    June 8th, 2010 @ 3:52 am

    She reminds me of this girl.

  2. Joe
    June 7th, 2010 @ 11:52 pm

    She reminds me of this girl.

  3. Joe
    June 8th, 2010 @ 4:06 am

    I am so over you.

    She found a new gig.

  4. Joe
    June 8th, 2010 @ 12:06 am

    I am so over you.

    She found a new gig.

  5. ak4mc
    June 8th, 2010 @ 1:08 pm

    I tried to read the LibertyPundits piece Dan linked, but there was a pic of Dana Loesch and, well…

  6. ak4mc
    June 8th, 2010 @ 9:08 am

    I tried to read the LibertyPundits piece Dan linked, but there was a pic of Dana Loesch and, well…

  7. Joe
    June 8th, 2010 @ 2:12 pm

    Dana Loesch is what I got too.

  8. Joe
    June 8th, 2010 @ 10:12 am

    Dana Loesch is what I got too.

  9. Lance
    June 8th, 2010 @ 2:48 pm

    Hey, you didn’t make the “20 hottest men of the new media” list either, Smitty. So there’s a lot of haplessness to go around these days.

    Just wait until next year.

  10. Lance
    June 8th, 2010 @ 10:48 am

    Hey, you didn’t make the “20 hottest men of the new media” list either, Smitty. So there’s a lot of haplessness to go around these days.

    Just wait until next year.

  11. smitty
    June 8th, 2010 @ 5:36 pm

    I made Mrs. Other Smitty’s list, which was pretty much all that mattered.

  12. smitty
    June 8th, 2010 @ 1:36 pm

    I made Mrs. Other Smitty’s list, which was pretty much all that mattered.

  13. Robert Stacy McCain
    June 8th, 2010 @ 8:16 pm

    Mrs. Other McCain just brought me sammiches and chips and said, “You don’t have any iced tea?” Then she brought me that, too.

    Eat your heart out, guys. She’s all mine.

    Well, mine and the six kids. But you get the point.

  14. Robert Stacy McCain
    June 8th, 2010 @ 4:16 pm

    Mrs. Other McCain just brought me sammiches and chips and said, “You don’t have any iced tea?” Then she brought me that, too.

    Eat your heart out, guys. She’s all mine.

    Well, mine and the six kids. But you get the point.

  15. Robert Stacy McCain
    June 8th, 2010 @ 8:20 pm

    I tried to read the LibertyPundits piece Dan linked, but there was a pic of Dana Loesch and, well . . .

    I believe the phrase you have in mind is, “I’ll be in my bunk.”

    However, (a) I’m married, (b) Dana is married, too, and (c) she ain’t the one bringing me sammiches.

    Also (d) I’m not one of those Will Folks-style bloggers.

  16. Robert Stacy McCain
    June 8th, 2010 @ 4:20 pm

    I tried to read the LibertyPundits piece Dan linked, but there was a pic of Dana Loesch and, well . . .

    I believe the phrase you have in mind is, “I’ll be in my bunk.”

    However, (a) I’m married, (b) Dana is married, too, and (c) she ain’t the one bringing me sammiches.

    Also (d) I’m not one of those Will Folks-style bloggers.

  17. ak4mc
    June 8th, 2010 @ 11:00 pm

    (a) is balanced out by (e): I’m not dead.

    Of course, if Mrs. ak4mc finds out I’m staring at Dana’s pic, (e) could be of very limited value.

  18. ak4mc
    June 8th, 2010 @ 7:00 pm

    (a) is balanced out by (e): I’m not dead.

    Of course, if Mrs. ak4mc finds out I’m staring at Dana’s pic, (e) could be of very limited value.

  19. Joan of Argghh!
    June 9th, 2010 @ 1:02 am

    Sammiches?

    Any real woman would intuit that what you really want is a char-grilled steak, home fries and a Guinness.

  20. Joan of Argghh!
    June 8th, 2010 @ 9:02 pm

    Sammiches?

    Any real woman would intuit that what you really want is a char-grilled steak, home fries and a Guinness.

  21. Joan of Argghh!
    June 9th, 2010 @ 11:00 am

    That’s you in the collective and impersonal sense, ya’ll.

    You know, I’m so used to Ace’s Morons that I forget where I am when I comment here!

  22. Joan of Argghh!
    June 9th, 2010 @ 7:00 am

    That’s you in the collective and impersonal sense, ya’ll.

    You know, I’m so used to Ace’s Morons that I forget where I am when I comment here!

  23. Capt. Craig
    June 9th, 2010 @ 9:19 am

    After slave towels my dripping wet freshly showered Adonis shaped torso and proffers my freshly squeezed OJ I am ready to start my Masterly day. I don’t do sammiches and Riehl lost me a long time ago.

  24. Capt. Craig
    June 9th, 2010 @ 1:19 pm

    After slave towels my dripping wet freshly showered Adonis shaped torso and proffers my freshly squeezed OJ I am ready to start my Masterly day. I don’t do sammiches and Riehl lost me a long time ago.