The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Internet Threatened By Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children And Rule 5, But Mostly USMC

Posted on | July 12, 2011 | 10 Comments

by Smitty

Once upon a time, Mila Kunis was on the beach.

And she got a bit of sand on her foot.
A lonely Marine with an eagle eye, in a place of much sand on the other side of the world, seeing this, decided to, as Marines will, take the beach. Also, the lady. To the Marine Corps Birthday ball this November.

At first, she was filled with trepidation.

But then, none other than Justin Timberlake interceded.

After questioning her publicist if she knew about the invitation, the clearly flattered 27-year-old actress agreed.
“I’ll go, I’ll do it for you,” she said, turning to Timberlake. “Are you going to come?”
“They don’t want me! They want you,” Timberlake responded. “You need to do it for your country.”
Kunis nodded.
“I’ll do it,” she confirmed.

The bad news is that the rest of the bachelors in the Marine Corps, doughty men all, and not easily outdone, have now set about composing lists of women they want to invite to the ball. So, if you’re trying to do anything in the near future, and the internet no worky-worky, it’s probably some jarheads uploading videos to beg starlets to go out with them. As soon as some trust Navy Corspman helps the jarheads figure out the packaging on their camcorders.
 

The End.

Note to POTUS: the ‘p’ in corpsman, as with the one in Marine Corps, is still silent.
(h/t Gerard, Photos from Mavrixonline)

Update: Don Surber accuses me of jealousy, and points out that Kunis also does voice-over for a cartoon character. I am not jealous. Much. Often. Frequently. Not me.
More M.K. at the Donald Douglas digs.

Category: Rule 5

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