The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Holy Spinal Tap, Batman!

by Smitty Tom Boddingham ordered a pair of custom novelty slippers off website Monster Slippers. Tom, who’s 6’7″ and possibly the son of a Yeti, ordered a size 14.50 for his left foot and 13 for his right because DAMN BRO YOUR FEET ARE A SIZE-AND-A-HALF APART?! Mine are only 1/2, freak! When the 27-year-old […]

Another Installment In This Blog’s ‘Gentleman’ Jim Moran Apology Series

by Smitty World renowned financial expert ‘Gentleman’ Jim Moran, at 2:00 in the following clip: You can’t acquire financial security through earned income today; the only way you do it is by having an appreciating asset. By ‘asset’ I presume he means a set of lobbyist donkeys, and ‘appreciating’ may amount to the kinds of […]

Is Anyone Slimier Than Bill Maher?

“If you just presented the Republicans with Obama’s resume and didn’t say who it was, they would erect statues to this guy. He killed bin Laden, he killed Gaddafi, he saved us from a depression. I mean all, just, just the killing alone, Michelle Malkin would name her vibrator ‘Obama.’” — Bill Maher, Oct. 21, […]

The Outlaw Josey WalesJeff Goldstein

by Smitty Worth a ‘Heh’: But who should be his co-star?

Got Scott? Try PJTV, With Their Great New Constitutional Series

by Smitty It just doesn’t get any more American than this guy, who manages to be positive, funny, and engaging with enviable consistency. Do enjoy: via Daily Pundit

Lech Walesa Has An #OccupyWallStreet Reality Check, Declines Beclownment

by Smitty One surmises he’s closer in spirit to Tea Partiers: Using biggovernment.com plus other news sources, rapidly we painted an accurate picture of the groups training, leading, and organizing the “movement.” The movement is organized by anarchists, Code Pink, the American Communist movement, jihadists, anti-Israel, socialist, and anti- free enterprise interests. OWS folks are […]

‘She Swears She’s Not Romantically Involved With Her New Friend’

Not the kind of sentence a Florida banker wants to read in a story about his wife’s trip to New York: A married mother of four from Florida ditched her family to become part of the raggedy mob in Zuccotti Park — keeping the park clean by day and keeping herself warm at night with […]

Layover in Long Beach

LONG BEACH, Calif. The airport terminal here is a low-tech, low-budget affair — a single-story building with two large, bare waiting areas and a sort of vestibule where the TSA has its security-screening operation. The restrooms are located in a couple of temporary-looking out buildings. There are none of those covered gangways to or exit […]

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