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Useless Clown Who Hasn’t Passed A Budget In 3+ Years Now Sexual Position, Bleated Something Re: Olympics

Posted on | July 12, 2012 | 18 Comments

by Smitty

The Senate Majority Leader is an important position; too bad that position’s occupant is a complete and utter cretin. 29 April he passed three years without doing his basic job. While one typically avoids sexual humor for reasons of good taste, Harry earns a qualified exception:

1. Harry Reid
A sexual position where you climb on top and then do absolutely nothing. Named for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV). Under his lack of leadership, the Senate failed to pass a budget in 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012. He also blocked votes on numerous jobs bills passed by the House of Representatives.

Admittedly, like Harry, this joke is anticlimactic on a variety of levels.

Apparently, somebody ran a hand in through the slit in the back of Harry’s body bag and worked the controls:

“I think the Olympic Committee should be ashamed,” Reid told reporters on Capitol Hill. He said they should “burn” the current uniforms, and would rather America’s athletes wear shirts with “USA” hand-painted on them.

Wut? Did the sweat shop neglect to pay the kickback to your owner, Harry? The real shame lies with the Silver State, which, unexpectedly, and in defiance of common sense, returned your useless cadaver to Washington in 2010.

Let’s revisit Dennis Miller’s Two Minutes Hate for Reid, which, five years on, remains the definitive assessment of this worm:

Category: Democrats

Comments

18 Responses to “Useless Clown Who Hasn’t Passed A Budget In 3+ Years Now Sexual Position, Bleated Something Re: Olympics”

  1. richard mcenroe
    July 12th, 2012 @ 7:49 pm

    You knew Harry would be back when they staged that “blackout” on election night.

  2. ReaganiteRepublican
    July 12th, 2012 @ 9:29 pm

    I’m not sure a position named after Mitch McConnell would be any more fun but at least there’d still be an America to do it in

  3. crosspatch
    July 12th, 2012 @ 9:53 pm

    I love Dennis Miller.  I could imagine Miller and Coulter doing improv.  But only those with a masters degree or better would be laughing.

  4. swiaGuntoter
    July 12th, 2012 @ 10:16 pm

    “Positively 4th Street”

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    July 12th, 2012 @ 10:48 pm

    […] Smitty nails Senator Weasel Dick The Senate Majority Leader is an important position; too bad that position’s occupant is a complete and utter cretin. 29 April he passed three years without doing his basic job. While one typically avoids sexual humor for reasons of good taste, Harry earns a qualified exception: […]

  6. Chillingworth
    July 12th, 2012 @ 11:35 pm

    “While one typically avoids sexual humor for reasons of good taste . . . .”

    Would it be in poor taste for me to ask, Then what do you call those ads in the column to the right?

  7. PatrickC
    July 12th, 2012 @ 11:42 pm

    Well, not quite your wish, but:  http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2007/03/lets_tone_it_do.html

  8. crosspatch
    July 12th, 2012 @ 11:48 pm

     There was a time many years ago when Maher was actually worth listening to.  He was a more libertarian sort back then — and was dating Coulter.

  9. M. Thompson
    July 13th, 2012 @ 12:02 am

     Shameless financing of this blog, and Rule 5 in practice.

  10. Denverwindowwashing
    July 13th, 2012 @ 1:43 am

    I could imagine not being able to imagine; only thinking about the potential of imagination.

  11. Denverwindowwashing
    July 13th, 2012 @ 2:49 am

    “While one typically avoids sexual humor for reasons of good taste . . . .”

    Perhaps the term “sexual” contains an assumption of more than one; something more than onanism’s singular focus?

  12. Wombat_socho
    July 13th, 2012 @ 3:59 am

     Anamika, there’s no need to resort to pseudonyms. You haven’t been banned (yet).

  13. rosalie
    July 13th, 2012 @ 7:30 am

    I actually agree with dingy Harry on something.  Those uniforms are awful.  

  14. SDN
    July 13th, 2012 @ 7:30 am

     Not to mention randomly determined by the ad server and not under anyone’s control; it’s all or nothing.

  15. SDN
    July 13th, 2012 @ 7:31 am

     Now, Wombat, a cat toy by any other name will still bounce amusingly when batted.

  16. McGehee
    July 13th, 2012 @ 11:58 am

    That must be the voice she thinks is sane.

  17. Chillingworth
    July 13th, 2012 @ 12:03 pm

    I’m pretty sure I’ve seen other sites on the Web that don’t have naked women in their advertisements.   Obviously I don’t object enough to stop coming here to read Mr. McCain’s reporting, but surely he doesn’t have the excuse that it’s “not under anyone’s control”?

  18. Chillingworth
    July 13th, 2012 @ 12:05 pm

    Some of them are even the same ad, I think, but with the non-nude version of the (utterly unrelated to the text in any case) accompanying attention-grab pictures.

    “The #1 Food NEVER to Eat!
    “‘I could never get or stay lean until after I stopped eating this one food…'”