DOCUMENT: Kimberlin Federal Lawsuit

Posted on | October 16, 2013 | 97 Comments

John Hoge was able to get the entire 48-page thing uploaded:

Bear in mind that Brett Kimberlin is a sociopathic liar and convicted perjurer, so everything he alleges is to be presumed false.

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UPDATE: In a conversation with a source who (a) has extensive legal training and (b) has quickly skimmed over the complaint in the case of Kimberlin v. Everybody, I remarked rather vehemently that the case would be thrown out of court because the plaintiff is a “lying sociopathic menace,” or words to that effect.

My source replied, “The problem is, he’s told the wrong lies.”

However, the source cautioned me against specifying the multiple clumsy errors committed by the World’s Worst Pro Se Litigant™ because we do not want the perjuring bomber to benefit from any advance disclosure of our legal strategy. However, I can say that it will require lots of money, and also laughter at the plaintiff’s expense.

In all seriousness, however, please keep praying. It’s a comfort to the defendants to know that good people are praying for us.

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Category: The Kimberlin Files

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97 Responses to “DOCUMENT: Kimberlin Federal Lawsuit”

Mm
October 16th, 2013 @ 6:38 pm

Stacy, Senor Neckroll is upset that YOU ARE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY!!!!! (Exclamation points!) You should be quaking in fear, not making fun of his disastrous court appearance today! Why are you laughing, damn it!
richard mcenroe
October 16th, 2013 @ 6:52 pm

After McConnell and Boehner today, I can see that being a chargeable offense, a subset of barratry, perhaps. Or human trafficking, selling off our children’s futures.
Becca Lower
October 16th, 2013 @ 7:28 pm

Not to quibble, but– because it’s today– you misspelled ‘conservatives’, Finrod.
DaveO
October 16th, 2013 @ 7:30 pm

I’m reminded that Gettysburg started on June 30th when Pettigrew believed he was fighting Pennsylvania militia. That perception persisted the following morning on the road into Gettysburg.
I wonder who’s backing Team Kimberlin up and why a Federal lawsuit, instead of a state one. Kirkland & Ellis?
BeccaJLower
October 16th, 2013 @ 7:30 pm

ICYMI: DOCUMENT: Kimberlin Federal Lawsuit http://t.co/d3qMzCH16Q via @rsmccain #tcot #teaparty #War
rsmccain
October 16th, 2013 @ 7:30 pm

RT @BeccaJLower: ICYMI: DOCUMENT: Kimberlin Federal Lawsuit http://t.co/d3qMzCH16Q via @rsmccain #tcot #teaparty #War
DaveO
October 16th, 2013 @ 7:34 pm

I had to look up barratry. Geez.
Monitor2112
October 16th, 2013 @ 7:35 pm

Of course you have my prayers (and those of my wife) as do all the defendants in this laughable case. Of all the support I can give, the prayers are the easiest, and unfortunately the only, support I can give at this time.
Frankie
October 16th, 2013 @ 8:00 pm

Wait, I thought Ali was the mastermind….or was it Hoge? I can’t keep all Kimbys stupid theories straight
Frankie
October 16th, 2013 @ 8:05 pm

“Some of the Defendants conspired to and/or did assault Plaintiff and then used gang activity to threaten him against exercising his right to redress through access to the courts.”

1. Did I miss the invite to the beating of Kimby? When did this happen? Were snacks served afterward? (BTW, if he is referring to the Aaron thing, Kimberlin was proven to have lied about it so how can he include it in a Fed. suit?)

2. There is a GANG? Really? Can I get jumped in? Which way do we wear our hats? What’s our color? Do we have a secret gang sign?
Professor_Why
October 16th, 2013 @ 8:10 pm

DOCUMENT: Kimberlin Federal Lawsuit http://t.co/4sqxc7EI4C
archonix
October 16th, 2013 @ 8:22 pm

You really don’t want to know.
librarygryffon
October 16th, 2013 @ 8:37 pm

I bet they take turns being the mastermind. It’s only fair.
librarygryffon
October 16th, 2013 @ 8:42 pm

This! I want to join too! I’m almost feeling left out. All the cool kids get sued, I want to be sued too! (Not really, and I’ll try to throw a few bucks to BomberSues after payday.)
EarlScruggs
October 16th, 2013 @ 8:43 pm

The assault case was nolle prossed. Not to mention the video exists to show it didn’t happen. So for Kimberlin to say that there was an assault is defamatory, right?
M. Thompson
October 16th, 2013 @ 8:59 pm

Well, women do have certain parts that stick out quite a bit. . .
Bob Belvedere
October 16th, 2013 @ 9:06 pm

In my case, my checks are well-hung up in the mail, IYKWIMAITYD.
Bob Belvedere
October 16th, 2013 @ 9:06 pm

Democracy!
Quartermaster
October 16th, 2013 @ 9:53 pm

Too bad! Your a prole/nothingburger just like me. When you accept that fact it really is liberating.
Mm
October 16th, 2013 @ 9:59 pm

Pleadings are immune from charges of defamation. It may be perjury. Surprise, surprise.
rsmccain
October 16th, 2013 @ 10:25 pm

Commenter on Kimberlin suit: “I spotted more than half a dozen fatal defects in the first page. Utter incompetence.” http://t.co/8nBUZYmtep
Dianna Deeley
October 16th, 2013 @ 10:31 pm

It’s always good to learn a new concept, isn’t it?
Finrod Felagund
October 16th, 2013 @ 10:43 pm

Good point.
richard mcenroe
October 16th, 2013 @ 10:52 pm

It’s hard to tell if they’re wearing their hats backwards with crumpled fedoras…
WJJ Hoge
October 16th, 2013 @ 11:15 pm

Well, according to Schmalfeldt, Ali is my manservant, but he is in control of me. Sorta like Ali is Jeeves, and I’m Bertie Wooster.
WJJ Hoge
October 16th, 2013 @ 11:18 pm

Because the suit is so asinine that it’s funny.
WJJ Hoge
October 16th, 2013 @ 11:21 pm

He is linking to the redacted version with all defendants’ personal addresses (except mine) obscured.
WJJ Hoge
October 16th, 2013 @ 11:22 pm

Ever since Groundswell, my direct deposit has been screwed up.
WJJ Hoge
October 16th, 2013 @ 11:29 pm

A gang? Yes. Really? Yes. Can you get jumped in? Yes, we recommend using a C17. Hat? Jauntily tilted over the right eye, brim two finger widths off the bridge of the nose. Colors? Dress Blue. Secret sign? Crossed lightning bolt and key.
SPQR9
October 17th, 2013 @ 12:04 am

No, its pro se. I can guess why Federal but not in public.

What BK should have found out a long time ago is that Federal judges don’t appreciate his clown act. His history of frivolous jailhouse looney tune complaints has meaning in Fed Dist Crt.
RM3 Frisker FTN
October 17th, 2013 @ 1:03 am

Points to be had if you can get a special two-hour episode of South Park made about this clown case (i.e. Eric Cartmen v. Everybody). Maybe a puppet movie? During the discovery process, why don’t the parties subpoena the electronic files, meta-data, etc associated with each other from the NSA in order to create a web of contacts, play back phone calls (SWATing perpetrators will be found). Call both Snowden and Barbara Streisand to testify. Snowden via Skype obviously. Call the DC-area Russian KGB rep to testify on how old Brett Kimberlin’s wife was when she entered the USA. When this is done it will be a lawsuit as long winded as United States v. AT&T (1974 – 1984) with far less significance.
rsmccain
October 17th, 2013 @ 1:38 am

Mind-boggling to read Brett Kimberlin’s claim that he has been deprived of his civil rights! http://t.co/8nBUZYmtep @BloggerSues
robertstacymccain
October 17th, 2013 @ 1:40 am

Does Vanuatu have an extradition treaty?
conservativelez
October 17th, 2013 @ 1:40 am

RT @rsmccain: Mind-boggling to read Brett Kimberlin’s claim that he has been deprived of his civil rights! http://t.co/8nBUZYmtep @BloggerS…
Dustin
October 17th, 2013 @ 1:49 am

Hey, let’s not point out the flaws. Most of them are as obvious as that one to you and me, so we all see it, but maybe the bad guys do not. Let’s resist the impulse to point out their errors.
screwtape1a12
October 17th, 2013 @ 2:35 am

RT @rsmccain: Mind-boggling to read Brett Kimberlin’s claim that he has been deprived of his civil rights! http://t.co/8nBUZYmtep @BloggerS…
BomberSues
October 17th, 2013 @ 2:58 am

Read the 47 page brand new federal lawsuit Brett Kimberlin filed: http://t.co/sYU6GpO2Iy #lies #libel #shady #bombers
wjjhoge
October 17th, 2013 @ 6:00 am

RT @rsmccain: Mind-boggling to read Brett Kimberlin’s claim that he has been deprived of his civil rights! http://t.co/8nBUZYmtep @BloggerS…
Frankie
October 17th, 2013 @ 8:37 am

That is what really struck me. Bill seems genuinely offended that people are not taking this seriously. Of course he is also stating that people have been CHARGED. Of course that is not true, but as a mere Cabin Boy on Team Kimberlin he can’t be expected to embrace the finer points of law.
tmitsss
October 17th, 2013 @ 12:05 pm

Has anyone confirmed that the suit was actually filed? The District Court in Greenbelt was not familiar with it.
rsmccain
October 17th, 2013 @ 12:29 pm

Damn, what’s with all this “imputing,” y’all? http://t.co/8nBUZYmtep @EWErickson @AaronWorthing @Patterico @AceofSpadesHQ
tmitsss
October 17th, 2013 @ 12:32 pm

I did confirm with the Clerk that the case has been filed and assigned a case number. 13-CV-3059. It is not on ECF yet. I would speculate that the papers are in some way deficient an the Clerk is waiting on BK to correct the deficiencies. Two other pro se cases filed on Tuesday have already been entered in ECG
rsmccain
October 17th, 2013 @ 12:32 pm

Did I “impute” Brett Kimberlin’s bomb who blew a guy’s leg off? http://t.co/8nBUZYmtep @EWErickson @AaronWorthing @Patterico @AceofSpadesHQ
rsmccain
October 17th, 2013 @ 12:33 pm

Did somebody “impute” Brett Kimberlin has a tiny penis? http://t.co/8nBUZYmtep @EWErickson @Patterico @AaronWorthing @AceofSpadesHQ
tmitsss
October 17th, 2013 @ 4:16 pm

The RICO suit has hit Pacer. It was filed on Tuesday at 2 pm. BK actually paid the filing fee. It has been assigned to Judge Paul W. Grimm who has been a Judge since 1997 first as a Magistrate Judge and now a District Judge beginning in 2012. He is a Magna Cum Laude graduate of the University of New Mexico School of Law.
DaveO
October 17th, 2013 @ 8:40 pm

Depends on the judge.
SPQR9
October 17th, 2013 @ 11:04 pm

BK has a long frivolous history in the Federal court system that is available to all to see.