Rule 5 Monday: #GetWokeGoBroke Edition
Posted on | April 29, 2019 | 1 Comment
— compiled by Wombat-socho
Well, here we are in 2019, and not content with shoehorning fatties and trannies into previous swimsuit issues, the supergenius woke folk at Sports Illustrated have decided to inflict a Muslima in a “burkini” and full hijab on us. Ms. Aden might be cute, but who can really tell under all that fabric? Me, I’ll pass on this year’s swimsuit issue. Again. Maybe one of these days when they go back to putting honeys like Kate Upton on the cover and leave off pandering to the kind of people who don’t buy their magazine anyway, it being the hotbed of toxic masculinity it is. Like, sportsball! Ew! Anyway, speaking of Kate Upton…
Ninety Miles From Tyranny offers Hot Pick of the Late Night, The 90 Miles Mystery Box Episode #601, Morning Mistress, and Girls With Guns – and not a burkini or hijab in the lot. At Animal Magnetism, it’s the Rule Five Fifth Annual Commencement Speech Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon.
EBL brings us Earth Day (Holly Maddux, RIP), Madison Lintz, Francesca Annis, Game Of Thrones S8E3, Maureen O’Sullivan, Myrna Loy, and Gwendoline Christie.
A View From The Beach is 100% burkini-free! Parks and Rec’s Legionnaire – Aubrey Plaza The Original Snake Eaters, One of Mine Thought He Was a Firetruck . . ., To Be Fair, Is There Anything SJWs Don’t Hate?, Virginia Stops Striped Bass Trophy Season, A Body Blow to Law Enforcement, No! Not Yoga Pants!, Free the Pie!, Happy Easter! and Great Moments in Climate Hypocrisy.
At Dustbury, it’s Aisha Tyler and Bailee Madison
Thanks to everyone for the luscious linkagery!
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