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‘Chiseling Sociopathic Whore’

Posted on | October 6, 2023 | Comments Off on ‘Chiseling Sociopathic Whore’

The title phrase is Ace’s characterization of Lindsey Hill, so if she wants to sue somebody, I ain’t the defendant, but at least I spelled her name right. She reminds me of a Johnny Rivers lyric:

Beware of pretty faces that you find.
A pretty face can hide an evil mind.

Unfortunately, guys are always judging the book by its cover, and what healthy young man would look at a sweet-looking cutie like Lindsey Hill and have the foresight to think, “This woman is going to ruin my life”?

Obviously, not Trevor Bauer:

Watch that whole video. It’s less than four minutes long, but it’s utterly devastating, and Bauer never saw it coming. This guy won the Cy Young Award in 2020 and signed a three-year, $102 million contract with the L.A. Dodgers in 2021. Five months later, he was suspended because of Lindsey Hill’s accusation of sexual assault which, I think we can all now agree, was entirely fabricated — a scam, a hoax, a fraud perpetrated for the sole purpose of getting a big payout from Bauer.

Y’know, I wish Sam Kinison were still alive. Just imagine Sam starting his routine about this situation:

“Hey, baseball boy, why don’t you sit down here at the bar and let’s have ourselves a little chat. Let’s talk about genital herpes. Did you know herpes is incurable? And it’s also kind of common. There are more than a half-a-million new cases of herpes diagnosed every year in the United States. According to the CDC, about 12% of people in America under 50 have it. So what are the odds, huh? Twelve percent — that’s like one-in-eight, you see what I’m saying? So basically if you’ve screwed eight people, your chances of getting herpes are pretty close to 100% and, well, you’re a pretty popular guy, aren’t you? Six-foot-one, professional athlete, big money — the girls are just crazy about you, right? Like that sweet-looking little thing over there, what’s her name? Lindsey? Dimples, pretty smile, nice body. Tell me, Trevor, how much do you know about Lindsey? Like, what’s her background?
“She’s 27 years old, OK? Now, what do you think her body count is? How many guys has she slept with? If I offered you a hundred-dollar bet with over/under at eight, would you bet over or under?
“Over. Yeah, of course she’s way past eight by now. She might have done eight just in the past year. Did you know that Lindsey has already screwed at least two members of the San Diego Padres? Bet she didn’t mention that, did she, Trevor? And do you know why she didn’t mention it?
“BECAUSE SHE’S A GODDAMNED LYING WHORE! ARE YOU HEARING ME, TREVOR? STAY AWAY FROM THAT WHORE OR SHE’S GOING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE SO BAD YOU’LL BE PLAYING BASEBALL IN JAPAN, YOU IDIOT!”

That’s what these young fellows need — some brutal truth about women.

There seems to be a widespread belief among young men that if a woman seems nice, she must actually be nice — as if women were incapable of deception, as if a “nice” exterior can’t be faked. It never seems to occur to these men to ask the most obvious question in such cases. For example, if a woman is very attractive, why is she still single at age 27? Why is she still in the dating market? What’s wrong with her?

No, guys are just stupid and superficial and underestimate the risk of getting involved with A LYING WHORE LIKE LINDSEY HILL!

Sorry, channeling Sam Kinison again. Don’t sue me.



 

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