In The Mailbox: 06.18.24 (Afternoon Edition)
— compiled by Wombat-socho Yesterday was eaten by baseball and snakes. The Summer Based Book Sale starts tomorrow. Silicon Valley et Hamas delenda sunt. OVER THE TRANSOM 357 Magnum: Lies, Damn Lies, & FBI Crime Statistics EBL: Rachel Morin, RIP: Murdered by Illegal Alien From El Salvador, Sweden Ultra Violent Gang Land, and Ashley Biden […]
Two Innocent Bystanders Killed in Mass Shooting at Texas ‘Juneteenth’ Celebration
An early celebration of the newest federal holiday: The Round Rock Police Department has identified the two people killed in a shooting at the city’s Juneteenth celebration on Saturday night as 33-year-old Lyndsey Vicknair from Manor and 54-year-old Ara Duke from Pflugerville. Neither victim was involved in the altercation that led to the shooting, police […]
Rule 5 Sunday: Just What It Says On Her Label
— compiled by Wombat-socho H/T to Rule5Texan on X. Ceterum autem censeo Silicon Valley et Hamas delendam sunt. ANIMAL MAGNETISM: Rule Five Unimaginable Inevitable Friday, and the Saturday Gingermageddon. EBL: Saturday Night Girls With Guns, Paige Spiranac Flag Day, MAGA – Biden v. 2nd Amendment, Lily Muni He, “You’re A Grand Old Flag”, Fake Woman […]
FMJRA 2.0: No Surrender
— compiled by Wombat-socho Another good week for my Senators – we split a two-game series with the Red Sox and then took two out of three from the O’s. This puts us at 37-42, 13.5 behind Pete’s Braves and three games behind the third-place Twins. I have no idea where this puts us in […]
Typical Wisconsin Democrat Gets Arrested Twice, Charged With Five Felonies
What do I mean by “typical Wisconsin Democrat”? Well, how about a transgender-identified dude who posts lots of violent #Antifa memes on his social media and also enjoys posting pictures of his genitalia to “small penis humiliation” forums on Reddit? Is that “typical” enough for you? And do I need to explain what I mean […]
Maryland Sheriff Blasts Biden: ‘We Are 1,800 Miles Away from the Southern Border Here in Harford County and the American Citizens Are Not Safe Because of Failed Immigration Policies’
Rachel Morin, a 37-year-old mother of five, was found murdered in August 2023 on a hiking on a trail near Bel Air, Maryland. That’s north of Baltimore, up near the Pennsylvania border, in Harford County, a Republican bastion that hasn’t voted for a Democratic presidential candidate since 1964. On Saturday, the county’s Republican sheriff, Jeffrey […]
Aspiring Rapper Update
Has it really been five months since we last did one of these? Please excuse my negligence and, since it’s been a while, permit me to remind you of the categorical definition: Aspiring Rapper North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the […]
‘I’m Saying He’s Whacked Out’
The term “Florida man” has become a sort of punchline, but you probably won’t be laughing when you learn the details about this one. Before proceeding to the gruesome crimes for which Wade Wilson was recently convicted by a jury in Lee County, Florida, let me ask, what’s the first thing you notice about Wade […]
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