Will Folks: Nikki Haley for Governor! (Because, Hey, I Tapped That Stuff)

Posted on | June 18, 2010 | 24 Comments

Writing about “our founding editor” in third-person again.

Will Folks is not scum. He’s the virus that infects the slime that covers the parasites that inhabit the entrails of scavengers that feed on scum.

(Via Memeorandum.)

UPDATE: Sacred Honor Watch at AOSHQ.

Category: South Carolina

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24 Responses to “Will Folks: Nikki Haley for Governor! (Because, Hey, I Tapped That Stuff)”

Will Folks
June 18th, 2010 @ 6:32 pm

I figure I can’t go any lower. If I am going to be pathetic, I am going to be the best at being pathetic.
Will Folks
June 18th, 2010 @ 2:32 pm

I figure I can’t go any lower. If I am going to be pathetic, I am going to be the best at being pathetic.
section9
June 18th, 2010 @ 7:22 pm

Dadgummit Will, butch up! I’m sure that Joe McGinniss can find a way to work you into his Palin book.
section9
June 18th, 2010 @ 3:22 pm

Dadgummit Will, butch up! I’m sure that Joe McGinniss can find a way to work you into his Palin book.
Somebody’s hitcount must be down again… | RedState
June 18th, 2010 @ 4:03 pm

[…] FITS News is trying to inject himself* back into the narrative again by endorsing Nikki Haley, the woman who he lied about having an […]
Moe Lane » Somebody’s hitcount must be down again…
June 18th, 2010 @ 4:05 pm

[…] FITS News is trying to inject himself* back into the narrative again by endorsing Nikki Haley, the woman who he lied about having an […]
nicholas
June 18th, 2010 @ 8:38 pm

“And yet we’re endorsing her for the 2010 S.C. Republican gubernatorial nomination anyway?

Correct.

Wait a minute … have we lost our minds? Seriously … HAVE WE LOST OUR FRIGGIN’ MINDS?”

Will, when you start routinely referring to yourself as we, the answer is YES, YOU’VE LOST YOUR FRIGGIN’ MIND.
nicholas
June 18th, 2010 @ 4:38 pm

“And yet we’re endorsing her for the 2010 S.C. Republican gubernatorial nomination anyway?

Correct.

Wait a minute … have we lost our minds? Seriously … HAVE WE LOST OUR FRIGGIN’ MINDS?”

Will, when you start routinely referring to yourself as we, the answer is YES, YOU’VE LOST YOUR FRIGGIN’ MIND.
Mary Beth
June 18th, 2010 @ 10:50 pm

Alternate headline…

Hey! My 15 Minutes Can’t Be Up! Bring Back the Spotlight!!!!
Mary Beth
June 18th, 2010 @ 6:50 pm

Alternate headline…

Hey! My 15 Minutes Can’t Be Up! Bring Back the Spotlight!!!!
Virus that infects the slime t
June 18th, 2010 @ 11:13 pm

I want you to know I take this as an insult.
Virus that infects the slime that covers the parasites that inhabit the entrails of scavengers that feed on scum
June 18th, 2010 @ 7:13 pm

I want you to know I take this as an insult.
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June 18th, 2010 @ 10:11 pm

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June 19th, 2010 @ 1:30 am

[…] “I Nailed Nikki Haley” smear campaign in South Carolina inspired this post. It’s worth reading. It appropriately describes those for whom calling them scum is a […]
Estragon
June 19th, 2010 @ 7:01 am

I have some sympathy for Will Folks. The boy needs the traffic, and he knows it will all be gone soon. Might as well cash in with whatever cheap headline he can think of now, rather than be muttering “Oh crap I coulda done THAT” as he wakes from a drunken stupor in some Columbia alley a year from now, damp from his own urine and encrusted with vomit.

Hey, I’ll even give the guy a fiver – IF he promises not to spend it in an internet cafe, of course.
Estragon
June 19th, 2010 @ 3:01 am

I have some sympathy for Will Folks. The boy needs the traffic, and he knows it will all be gone soon. Might as well cash in with whatever cheap headline he can think of now, rather than be muttering “Oh crap I coulda done THAT” as he wakes from a drunken stupor in some Columbia alley a year from now, damp from his own urine and encrusted with vomit.

Hey, I’ll even give the guy a fiver – IF he promises not to spend it in an internet cafe, of course.
Uffda
June 19th, 2010 @ 10:06 am

After a visit to his website, he is so obviously just doing this for the attention.
Uffda
June 19th, 2010 @ 6:06 am

After a visit to his website, he is so obviously just doing this for the attention.
Borepatch
June 19th, 2010 @ 5:51 pm

Not sure exactly what you’re getting at. Don’t hide your feelings – tell us what you really think.
Borepatch
June 19th, 2010 @ 1:51 pm

Not sure exactly what you’re getting at. Don’t hide your feelings – tell us what you really think.
molonlabe28
June 19th, 2010 @ 7:06 pm

Folks is a woman trapped in a man’s body.
molonlabe28
June 19th, 2010 @ 3:06 pm

Folks is a woman trapped in a man’s body.
Estragon
June 19th, 2010 @ 8:31 pm

Now Pickens County GOP Chairman Phillip Bowers, a Barrett supporter, is sending around an email questioning Haley’s Christianity. Oh, he has no evidence she is anything other than the convert she has always claimed to be, “but I just want the truth.”

Okay Bowers: The truth is, you are scum like Folks. Oh, by the way, do you still hang around the interstate rest areas looking for homosexual hook-ups? I just want the truth, dude.
Estragon
June 19th, 2010 @ 4:31 pm

Now Pickens County GOP Chairman Phillip Bowers, a Barrett supporter, is sending around an email questioning Haley’s Christianity. Oh, he has no evidence she is anything other than the convert she has always claimed to be, “but I just want the truth.”

Okay Bowers: The truth is, you are scum like Folks. Oh, by the way, do you still hang around the interstate rest areas looking for homosexual hook-ups? I just want the truth, dude.