Maher Veers In The Direction Of Coherence While Contrasting #Occupy With Tea Party
by Smitty (via Breitbart) Potty mouth alert. Maher cannot communicate a point without an F-bomb. He correctly grasps that, in terms of tangible results, #OccupyWallStreet is indistinguishable from the World’s Youngest Blogger’s #OccupyDiaper parody routine. But he is incapable of grasping that the Tea Parties did things The Right Way. In supporting liberty, in adhering […]
You Are Not Special, While Remaining Free To Wear Sunscreen
by Smitty (via Breitbart) “We have come to love accolades more than genuine achievement.” Gerard has a link to the transcript. This one may need a beat, as has this rendition of probably the all-time greatest commencement speech:
Clinton: “I Thought Something Had To Be Done On The ‘Arterial Bleeding’ Before The Election”
by Smitty (via Hot Air) Bubba actually said ‘fiscal cliff’, not ‘arterial bleeding’, but look at the evil on display: “I’m very sorry about what happened,” Clinton said in an interview to air on CNN’s “The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer.” “I thought something had to be done on the ‘fiscal cliff’ before the election. […]
Noonan Unexpectedly Conscious
by Smitty For reasons of time and fair use, I’ll confine myself to mocking the first three paragraphs of Peggy’s latest: Noonan Smitty What happened in Wisconsin signals a shift in political mood and assumption. Public employee unions were beaten back and defeated in a state with a long progressive tradition. The unions and their […]
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Celebrating Smitty’s return from Afghanistan, September 2011 FROM AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION Remember when an alleged “singer,” performing under the name Champagne Dream, recorded an unspeakably wretched version of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Sweet Home Alabama”? Alas, the video has been removed from the Internet, so that readers can no longer experience the weird combination of insane laughter and […]
Hammurabi Rides Reborn
by Smitty Hammurabi Rides Reborn Hammurabi rides reborn, (So-and-so’s a right blackguard!) Though I’m not privy to facts, In each personal regard. The sudden onslaught of scorn, Moves me to poetic wax. As though by mere spoken word, I could halt the lame attacks, That email and tweet adorn. Historical knives in backs, Are unstabbed […]
Separated At Birth? Frances Fox Piven / Susan Sarandon Edition
by Smitty It bothered me for a while that Piven reminded me of someone. . .
American Glob Misses The Point
by Smitty “A MODEST PROPOSAL: Liberals Should Start Their Own Country” doesn’t understand the fundamental premise of modern liberalism. That is, Modern Liberalism is an alliance of the Pointy Haired Boss and Wally against Dilbert and Alice. It is the well-heeled loudmouths teaming up with the slackers to mooch off of the productive. There is […]
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