The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Happy Lesbian Father’s Day!

@SunnyBjerk is tired of the stigma, you guys: This year, as Alli and I await the birth of our first child, due this fall, we began receiving our first Mother’s Day congratulations from friends and family. . . . I’m most often asked whether I’m worried about bonding with the baby as the non-biological parent. […]

25 Years, Sexy Lady!

My beautiful wife and I got married 25 years ago today. Our wedding was at the Gordon County Courthouse in Calhoun, Georgia, with Probate Judge Johnny Parker presiding. I was making $275 a week as sports editor at the Calhoun Times and Lou Ann was working at Hardee’s. Two of my colleagues at the newspaper, […]

Lawyer for ‘Patriarchy’ Pervert Says Accuser ‘Is Just After a Paycheck’

Doug Phillips and his wife Beall (left); Lourdes Torres (right) The Doug Phillips sex scandal has reached a new low, now that the disgraced homeschooling leader and “biblical patriarchy” advocate has unleashed his lawyer to smear Phillips’ accuser Lourdes Torres-Manteufel as a dishonest money-grubber: Long time home schooling leader and former Boerne church official Doug […]

Family Values as a Math Problem

While reading Professor William Jacobson’s take on the Utah polygamy decision, I noticed that in the comments, someone had linked a Census Bureau report that included this odd sentence: The proportion of one-person households increased by 10 percentage points between 1970 and 2012, from 17 percent to 27 percent. Uh, no: The proper way to […]

The World’s Youngest Blogger Salutes The Arrival Of J.W. McCain

by The WYB First, let us dispatch some of the fleeting concerns afoot which were triggered by the new newest addition to the Cohort of the Catastrophically Cashed-out: So does this mean the World’s Youngest Blogger is about to lose his “youngest” crown? http://t.co/01ezJ46L0W @rsmccain @smitty_one_each — Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) November 23, 2013 Where is […]

Just Call Me ‘Grandpa McCain’

My first grandchild — 8 pounds, 3 ounces — James William McCain Jr. Congratulations, Jim and Danielle! — Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) November 23, 2013 The Victory Through Breeding™ program — our long-term plan for McCain world dominance through superior procreative capacity — took an important step forward this morning with the birth of our […]

Feminists Fear the Republican Uterus

“Feminism is the theory; lesbianism is the practice.” — Ti-Grace Atkinson, 1971 “The political economy of socialist feminism establishes that, in contemporary society, women suffer a special form of exploitation and oppression.” — Allison Jaggar, 1988 “Marriage as an institution developed from rape as a practice.” — Andrea Dworkin, 1989 Professional athletes can spawn with […]

Send Angels to Fort Bragg

Our soldier son with Mrs. Other McCain in April at Fort Benning. Well, I knew this day was coming, and now it begins. Prayers for my Army son @me_llaman_bob — 3 weeks in hell! #Hooah — Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) October 27, 2013 He just turned 21 last month. Those of you who have paid […]

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