Mrs. Other Smitty Got Some Email Newsletter Saying We Should Ween The World’s Youngest Blogger
by Smitty I heard her say that and I’m all like, ‘Really? Don’t you think they were a little far out there?’
Don’t Let The Garb Distract You. The Bigotry Is Really About His Name.
by Smitty Won’t someone end the H8 against people named Chris! Upon reflection, The Chaser here encapsulates Sasha Baron Cohen’s humor in two minutes, without demeaning his unwitting costars or the audience. via House of Eratosthenes
GOP Debate, Arguably, Still Going Strong
by Smitty I met young Ben Shapiro at the blogger awards event Friday morning at CPAC. Crowder was making a running joke on the topic of condoms and a social conservative Presidential candidate. After two or three tries that fell flat, I looked at Shapiro and said “He’s going to keep inflating that joke until […]
Separated At Birth? Stacy McCain/Dave Mustaine Edition
by Smitty The news today that Dave Mustaine, who may or may not be a loyal reader of this blog, endorsed Rick Santorum today came to me via a print copy of the DC Examiner while attending to a private, non-work-related matter at my job site. Isn’t the resemblance striking? But I think the resemblance […]
Gunny Ermey Triggers The Vote
by Smitty The Second Amendment, and, by extension, Western Civilization, is at stake: Trigger the Vote did a fine job here. Things have gone a long way toward the gutter when one actually notices the two kids swapping spit in the video are heterosexual. One is tempted to say ‘viva temptation’ at the sight of […]
Sarah Palin Endorses (M)It(t)?
by Smitty I’ll get to Sarah’s CPAC12 speech excerpt, but first, a review: If you have it, you don’t need it. If you need it, you don’t have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don’t need less of it. You need it. . .to […]
Stacy’s Future Is Grim
by Smitty Scenes from Stacy’s future: We sat there in the casino and burned a stogie when Kevin, Stacy and I went to Vegas. For all I don’t mind the very occasional stogie, the thought of being so chained to any habit that I’m going through ritual abuse over it is worse than withdrawal. Also […]