The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Anatomy Of A Twitter Slam

by Smitty Oh, the horror of aging:

VIDEO: Exclusive Interview With Young Victim of the East Coast Earthquake UPDATE: Meet the Heroic Survivors

HAGERSTOWN, Maryland Reporting live from this previously peaceful community, mere miles from the epicenter of the devastating 5.9 earthquake: Regular readers may notice that this emotionally traumatized victim bears a remarkable resemblance to my 8-year-old daughter, Reagan. And regular readers may also notice that the Earthquake Victims Relief Fund bears a remarkable resemblance to my […]

Leon Black Never Hits My Tip Jar

Just sayin’ . . . Last Saturday night, the financier Leon D. Black celebrated his 60th with a blowout at his oceanfront estate in Southampton, on Long Island. After a buffet dinner featuring a seared foie gras station, some 200 guests took in a show by Elton John. The pop music legend, who closed with […]

VIDEO: Jim and Bob, Possum-Killers

We live up in the woods near South Mountain, east of Hagerstown, Maryland, and my wife has a rooster and some hens in the backyard which provide us with eggs. So I was working here in my basement office at home, a little after midnight, when my 18-year-old son Bob comes running in the door […]

An Eternal Truth: ‘Getting Your Eyebrow Pierced Does Not Make You Any Less Fat’

That brilliant aphorism was spoken by a friend of my teenage son, after a visit to the local convenience store. This wisdom seemed important to share, along with my own observation: No woman has ever improved her looks by getting a tattoo.

Turnabout Is Fair Play?

Woman Gropes TSA Agent’s Breast at Security Checkpoint About doggone time, too! Let’s hope there’s video.

Biggest Celebrity Upskirt Photo Ever!

Don Surber tipped me to this one. Guess it was probably too risqué for his newspaper readers in West Virginia. Anyway, it’s not that the photo is so big, but the celebrity is very big. And her skirt? It’s huge.

Can’t Resist

by Smitty Update: Thanks, Instapundit! Update II: Paco-lanche, and a late shout to The Camp of the Saints!

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