Nugent Rocks Talk Like A Pirate Day
by Smitty obama is a Christian & Im a gay vegetarian pirate — Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) September 19, 2015 Haven’t turned me ‘arpoon on you Ya look protein to me Your leafy eyes nearly cut me in two And I’m not too gay ta see Well it’s a free-for-all Her Highness said You can bet […]
Chris Squire: No
by Smitty Chris Squire, bassist of Yes, has joined the Band Eternal. Here’s the signature cut of theirs, as far as I’m concerned:
Retro Love For Kaci Hickox
by Smitty “Jaws was never my scene / And I don’t like Star Wars” More at HotAir
Dear Vloggers: Please Learn to Type
Jaclyn Glenn (@JaclynGlenn) is an atheist video performer — vlogger, as they say — whose online presence seems to consist entirely of a YouTube channel and a Twitter account. This presents difficulties for those of us whose preferred medium is the written word. To explain: I’m a super-fast reader. If you were to provide me […]
A Poultry Attempt At Rule 5
by Smitty Pimbly sent a slightly cryptic tweet: @smitty_one_each Debbie Harry's head over the bikinied turkey is kinda surreal, Smitty. — ForgivingMichael (@WaltPimbley) June 29, 2014 But I realized instantly he was talking about my twitter profile, where a video/picture combination might trigger such an observation: It’s like an absurdist Boxing Helena sequel: “BHII: Talking […]
Franz Ferdinand “I’m Your Villain”
by Smitty Celebrating a century since the band’s namesake was snuffed by Gavrilo Princip, touching off the significant unpleasantness known as WWI, here is a Scottish quartet:
‘Hvilken Stilling Skyder Du På’?
That’s Danish for, “What position are you shooting at?” That question appears as a subtitle caption in video footage from Syria, so we can assume that it was a Danish video crew covering this scene with rebel gunmen in a firefight against Assad forces. In reply to the question, one of the gunmen answers, “We […]
Crowder Finds Truth In Weeeeed
by Smitty I submit that the interesting angle is the federalist one. If people are allowed to decided which plants they want to be when they grow up, after what other liberty could they grasp?
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