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National Offend a Feminist Week 2010

Posted on | May 2, 2010 | 80 Comments

Wow, has it really been an entire year since May 2, 2009, when we inaugurated this tradition? To quote the charter:

Hey, sweetheart, when I say “bring me a cup of coffee,” I mean bring me fresh coffee, OK?

Bloggers: It is once again National Offend A Feminist Week. Your expressions of reactionary, oppressive, patriarchal, misogynistic traditionalism are solicited. Search your mind, search the Internet, and come up with a post guaranteed to make Jessica Valenti even angrier than usual.

Please link here for inclusion in a special honor roll listing next weekend. Extra credit for women who find some way to enthusiastically embrace their traditional femininity. Now hurry up with that coffee, sweetheart. And make sure it’s fresh this time . . .

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  • http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com Americaneocon

    I think I may have something on offer that’ll knock your socks off! What’s the deadline, McCain?

  • http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com Americaneocon

    I think I may have something on offer that’ll knock your socks off! What’s the deadline, McCain?

  • http://theothermccain.com Robert Stacy McCain

    You’ve got a week, Professor, but any time’s a good time to offend a feminist!

  • http://theothermccain.com Robert Stacy McCain

    You’ve got a week, Professor, but any time’s a good time to offend a feminist!

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof

    Gotcha covered!

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof

    Gotcha covered!

  • Nan

    I just started ironing church linens. With light starch per Father’s preference.

    And I don’t iron for myself if I can avoid it.

    That oughtta piss someone off!

  • Nan

    I just started ironing church linens. With light starch per Father’s preference.

    And I don’t iron for myself if I can avoid it.

    That oughtta piss someone off!

  • http://tractioncontrol.well-regulatedmilitia.org USCitizen

    My favorite:

    “So, you’re a feminist; well isn’t that cute?

  • http://tractioncontrol.well-regulatedmilitia.org USCitizen

    My favorite:

    “So, you’re a feminist; well isn’t that cute?

  • http://sisu.typepad.com Sissy Willis

    Since you asked:

    The war between women and men: He is all pine and I am apple-orchard

    http://bit.ly/b03yDG

  • http://sisu.typepad.com Sissy Willis

    Since you asked:

    The war between women and men: He is all pine and I am apple-orchard

    http://bit.ly/b03yDG

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  • http://www.haemet.blogivists.com Roxeanne de Luca

    Sorry to say, but y’all will have to work harder to offend this feminist. :)

  • http://www.haemet.blogivists.com Roxeanne de Luca

    Sorry to say, but y’all will have to work harder to offend this feminist. :)

  • JeffS

    Let me see what I can do; we have a couple of die hard feministas in the office.

  • JeffS

    Let me see what I can do; we have a couple of die hard feministas in the office.

  • http://ak4mc.us/cms/ McGehee

    “Shut that cute little pie-hole sweetie, the game is on. Make yourself useful for a change and bring me a beer.”

  • http://ak4mc.us/cms/ McGehee

    “Shut that cute little pie-hole sweetie, the game is on. Make yourself useful for a change and bring me a beer.”

  • http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com richard mcenroe

    Oh dear, I wish I hadn’t seen this…

  • http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com richard mcenroe

    Oh dear, I wish I hadn’t seen this…

  • http://www.southtexian.com Mike LaRoche

    A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that the next time the professor started telling such jokes they would all leave the classroom in protest.

    Somehow the professor heard about the plan.

    In the next class, at the beginning of the lecture he said: “In Sweden a prostitute makes $2000 per night.”

    All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them: “Where are you going? The next flight to Sweden isn’t until the day after tomorrow.”

  • http://www.southtexian.com Mike LaRoche

    A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that the next time the professor started telling such jokes they would all leave the classroom in protest.

    Somehow the professor heard about the plan.

    In the next class, at the beginning of the lecture he said: “In Sweden a prostitute makes $2000 per night.”

    All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them: “Where are you going? The next flight to Sweden isn’t until the day after tomorrow.”

  • http://flyoverlibertarian.blogspot.com TAS
  • http://flyoverlibertarian.blogspot.com TAS
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  • http://thecampofthesaints.wordpress.com Bob Belvedere

    I’m in [maniacal laughter].

  • http://thecampofthesaints.wordpress.com Bob Belvedere

    I’m in [maniacal laughter].

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  • Kenneth H. Ryesky

    When I was in law school, the Womens’ Law Caucus hosted a reception, which was open to all, with freebie soda and munchies, et cetera.

    When I went there, one of the organizers, whom I knew from some of my classes, was having trouble opening a gallon bottle of apple juice. She asked me to help her open it, which I did.

    And after I opened it, and she thanked me, I said, very audibly,

    “Isn’t it nice to have a man around?”

  • Kenneth H. Ryesky

    When I was in law school, the Womens’ Law Caucus hosted a reception, which was open to all, with freebie soda and munchies, et cetera.

    When I went there, one of the organizers, whom I knew from some of my classes, was having trouble opening a gallon bottle of apple juice. She asked me to help her open it, which I did.

    And after I opened it, and she thanked me, I said, very audibly,

    “Isn’t it nice to have a man around?”

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  • PennyAZ

    Do I automatically have to turn in my feminism card if I find that ad exciting?

  • PennyAZ

    Do I automatically have to turn in my feminism card if I find that ad exciting?

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  • http://thepmsproject.blogspot.com Mary

    If you’re going to do this every year, someone ought to start a Facebook group for it so that we can specifically “attend.” The people who see it in ours newsfeed will either be pissed off or think it’s hilarious. :)
    Also, I like it.

  • http://thepmsproject.blogspot.com Mary

    If you’re going to do this every year, someone ought to start a Facebook group for it so that we can specifically “attend.” The people who see it in ours newsfeed will either be pissed off or think it’s hilarious. :)
    Also, I like it.

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  • http://mindnumbedrobot.com MNRobot

    Oops, I swear I just saw US Citizen’s line at #5. Great minds think alike :)
    http://mindnumbedrobot.com/archives/242

  • http://mindnumbedrobot.com MNRobot

    Oops, I swear I just saw US Citizen’s line at #5. Great minds think alike :)
    http://mindnumbedrobot.com/archives/242

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