Contessa Brewer’s Very Bad Day, Or Why Couldn’t Faisal Shahzad Be a Methodist?

Posted on | May 4, 2010 | 29 Comments

We know that this is what liberals really believe, but it’s shocking when one of them is stupid enough to say it out loud:

“I get frustrated and there was part of me that was hoping this was not going to be anybody with ties to any kind of Islamic country because there are a lot of people who want to use this terrorist intent to justify writing off people who believe in a certain way or come from certain countries or whose skin color is a certain way. I mean they use it as justification for really outdated bigotry.”

It might help to consult the Progressive Dictionary:

Bigotry (n.) – Any belief that might cause people to vote Republican.

Contessa Brewer is a particularly intense kind of stupid.

(Hat-tip: Memeorandum.)

UPDATE: Jimmie Bise asks a sensible question:

Why did the entire MSM jump to the same conclusion about Skulking White Man from the surveillance tape?

Speaking of sensible questions, I figured it might be helpful to add a photo of Ms. Brewer, just in case anyone was wondering, How could someone so unfathomably stupid get hired as a network news anchor?

It’s National Offend a Feminist Week, an excellent occasion to point out that having a nice rack isn’t a career disadvantage for “progressive” women. And if anyone is psychologically disturbed enough to Google “Contessa Brewer nude” or “Contessa Brewer topless” . . . well, why shouldn’t they be reading this blog?

UPDATE II: Speaking of naked stupidity, 58% of DKos readers thought the Times Square bomber would turn out to be either a militia nut or a Tea Partier. Via the Rhetorican, who adds:

Word is Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat in Connecticut. Could it be? Since the guy is an American citizen – and no major media organ to my knowledge is talking about his political allegiances at the national level – I think it’s likely.

Wait a minute: Connecticut Democrat. Who wants to bet that Faisal voted for Ned Lamont? He sure doesn’t seem likely to have been a Joe Lieberman voter, but maybe that’s just my “really outdated bigotry” talking . . .

UPDATE III: Drew M. at AOSHQ calls Ms. Brewer “Our favorite MSNBC News whore,” which is unfortunately crude. Wouldn’t a proper concern for civility require a more dignified designation, such as the Gaping Malodorous Orifice of Journalistic Fraudulence?

Category: Media Bias, Pakistan, Terrorism

Comments

29 Responses to “Contessa Brewer’s Very Bad Day, Or Why Couldn’t Faisal Shahzad Be a Methodist?”

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May 4th, 2010 @ 2:40 pm

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Sissy Willis
May 4th, 2010 @ 7:41 pm

I suggest an arranged marriage with someone from a certain country whose skin color is a certain way.
Sissy Willis
May 4th, 2010 @ 2:41 pm

I suggest an arranged marriage with someone from a certain country whose skin color is a certain way.
Red
May 4th, 2010 @ 7:51 pm

Contessa Brewer is one of the liberal dumb masses.I think this is the goal versus getting back at some cartoon(Viacom bldg that houses Comedy Central’s “Southpark”).
Red
May 4th, 2010 @ 2:51 pm

Contessa Brewer is one of the liberal dumb masses.I think this is the goal versus getting back at some cartoon(Viacom bldg that houses Comedy Central’s “Southpark”).
RightGirl
May 4th, 2010 @ 8:43 pm

She’s lucky she’s hot, because she has all the brains you can find in a can of Budweiser. And speaking of Bud, get me a can while you’re up.

RG
RightGirl
May 4th, 2010 @ 3:43 pm

She’s lucky she’s hot, because she has all the brains you can find in a can of Budweiser. And speaking of Bud, get me a can while you’re up.

RG
McGehee
May 4th, 2010 @ 8:48 pm

Unfortunately RG, those Budweiser brains help perpetuate people like Brewer (hmmmm) in the gene pool.
McGehee
May 4th, 2010 @ 3:48 pm

Unfortunately RG, those Budweiser brains help perpetuate people like Brewer (hmmmm) in the gene pool.
unknownamerican
May 4th, 2010 @ 8:51 pm

She seems so concerned about the bigotry of other people yet forget that not telling truthful and inaccurate information seems to violate her journalistic integraty.
unknownamerican
May 4th, 2010 @ 3:51 pm

She seems so concerned about the bigotry of other people yet forget that not telling truthful and inaccurate information seems to violate her journalistic integraty.
chuck cross
May 4th, 2010 @ 8:52 pm

Great blog post!!!

Might need a handbridge for her.
chuck cross
May 4th, 2010 @ 3:52 pm

Great blog post!!!

Might need a handbridge for her.
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Patrick Wilson
May 5th, 2010 @ 1:28 am

Does msnbc have a check your brain at the door requirement? The beautiful women I’m personally familiar with have more thought process than this accidentaly.
Patrick Wilson
May 4th, 2010 @ 8:28 pm

Does msnbc have a check your brain at the door requirement? The beautiful women I’m personally familiar with have more thought process than this accidentaly.
No Sheeples Here
May 5th, 2010 @ 1:41 am

Linked here:

http://nosheepleshere.blogspot.com/2010/05/25-cents-worth-of-out-dated-bigotry.html
No Sheeples Here
May 4th, 2010 @ 8:41 pm

Linked here:

http://nosheepleshere.blogspot.com/2010/05/25-cents-worth-of-out-dated-bigotry.html
LibertarianAdvocate
May 5th, 2010 @ 2:31 am

Hey man those nude pic links don’t work… Wazzup with that?????
LibertarianAdvocate
May 4th, 2010 @ 9:31 pm

Hey man those nude pic links don’t work… Wazzup with that?????
RickS
May 5th, 2010 @ 4:18 am

That is kind of odd that Contessa Brewer is hot AND a liberal. That’s a somewhat rare combination. Most liberal women just seem to be hogs.
RickS
May 4th, 2010 @ 11:18 pm

That is kind of odd that Contessa Brewer is hot AND a liberal. That’s a somewhat rare combination. Most liberal women just seem to be hogs.
JeffS
May 5th, 2010 @ 5:18 am

“…having a nice rack isn’t a career disadvantage for “progressive” women. ”

Truth be told, having a nice rack isn’t a career disadvantage for any women.
JeffS
May 5th, 2010 @ 12:18 am

“…having a nice rack isn’t a career disadvantage for “progressive” women. ”

Truth be told, having a nice rack isn’t a career disadvantage for any women.
Jazz
May 5th, 2010 @ 5:24 pm

As an FYI, DrewM’s “whore” comment at AoSHQ traces back to this post by Ace. In short, DrewM’s pejorative is comeuppance.
Jazz
May 5th, 2010 @ 12:24 pm

As an FYI, DrewM’s “whore” comment at AoSHQ traces back to this post by Ace. In short, DrewM’s pejorative is comeuppance.
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