Oh sweet baby gerkins!

She may have a point. My wife would not allow her to work with me, I am pretty certain of that.

those aren’t real.

and i don’t care

Whoa, whoa, whoa…let’s not get too far ahead of themselves.

I could use a blog intern. Specifically; her as my blog intern.

Just sayin’.

I’ve seen hotter women working at banks. She was probably fired for incompetence and is playing the Woman card. Or, she was dressing inappropriately.

Too hot for banking? Boolsheet! Banking is full of hot chicks. The only area where I regularly see more hot chicks is in medicine. Now, put her in Computer programming, any scientific research field, engineering, something like that – people would be constantly walking into walls, productivity would drop to nothing.

I’ll hire her as a nanny for my kids. <calls to wife> Hey honey, let’s have some kids!

I think she has cause. What else is a total biscuit supposed to do when her employer prevents her from using her assets to obtain the goal of her career, bank executive trophy-wife? It’s not like, in this post-feminist movement age we live in, that she has the option of bank executive mistress open to her anymore.

H.G., don’t hate her because she’s beautiful. Hate her because she’d never give you a second look.

The problem came when she wore that outfit to work, and greeted customers like as she leaned against her desk.

There’s always a chance, ak. I used to play a mean game of Monopoly! I just need to get me an M.B.A. and put my mad Monopoly! skillz to work and she’ll be all over me like I was a cherry flavored Tootsie-Pop.

And I know, you know what I mean.

I think this needs more research Stacy.

Just in case you need to investigate.

Hmmm

The article with more pictures.

Hmmmmm

More photos.

My professional opinion is she is definitely not cut out for running for political office in South Carolina. They can’t handle attractive women there.

While it may be true Citibank fired her for the wrong reasons, my guess is she would have no problem finding a job. She might want to settle this lawsuit and focus on getting a new job.

Ace is researching this too.

My wife agrees with her! And confirms she would not let me hire her.

Sexism!

Yeah. He hat-tipped it to JWF. Sigh.

Why would she want to work for some beggarly blogger, when I can get her a high-paying job at a glamorous, highly-regarded federal agency in Washington? In fact – What a coincidence! – I just noticed that there’s an opening in my department (note to self: Fire Bob tomorrow).

JWF had it posted before 8 a.m.

Yeah….riiiiight….sure….a bunch of straight men fired a hot woman, because they don’t want hot women around them. This is possibly the most implausible complaint ever. Straight men do NOT get rid of hot women, they want hot women around the office. If she had been ugly, and got fired for that, I might believe it. If she were hot and fired for not dressing sexy enough, I might even believe that. But an office full of straight males firing a hot chick for dressing hotly….