Soccer, bleh.

Up to your little games again are you RSM? I am the destination blog. I am the most popular one-man political blog site in the world. Yes, Andrew Sullivan stole that line from me. Just another blog thief.

My morning constitutionals have more relevance than anything camp followers like Allahpundit, Ace, or you do. In fact, Kilgore Trout saves them all, shrink wraps them, and catalogs them for eventual inclusion in the Charles Johnson Mueseum.

Don’t say I never gave anything to you RSM (other than a place to steal my leads because you are dazzeled–and rightly so–by my brillance)…

A Rule 5 contribution.

Soccer. That’s kinda like kick-ball without bases, right? No, thanks.

Not as if the rest of the world gives a damn about a stereotype Stupid American like you anyway.

What country are you from? I have the overwhelming urge this morning to advocate the invasion and conquest on some pissant little country, just for the sheer glorious hell of it.

I bet you’re Canadian, aren’t you?

“Stereotype Stupid American” would be a great blog name, by the way.

We wouldn’t make fun of kickball if they hadn’t been trying to shove it down our unwilling throats for the last 30 years. I wouldn’t make fun of Michelle Obama’s looks if they hadn’t held her up as the ultimate beauty.

Well, “gg” obviously gave enough of a damn to leave the comment…

Probably a bitter fan of England — most of the other subcontinent types at my local pub were wearing English jerseys.

(I usually cheer for England, too — but I couldn’t help letting out a few rousing renditions of “From the Halls of Montezuma…” yesterday. Sports is tribal.)

Soccer is a poor excuse for a sport.

(I usually cheer for England, too — but I couldn’t help letting out a few rousing renditions of “From the Halls of Montezuma…” yesterday. Sports is tribal.)

Ben, that’s more properly known as the Marine’s Hymn. For accuracy’s (and your own ass’s) sake.

gg, go watch some cricket. I mean seriously, soccer is like a version of T-ball played by adults. 90 minutes for possibly one goal? I suspect you guys are into it because you can safely go get another round of beers without worrying you will miss something.

I was once told that Soccer, it is a game for gentlemen watched by hooligans; Rugby is a game for hooligans, watched by gentlemen.

If gg is from India, what the hell is he rooting for his former colonial masters for?

Soccer is for people too uncoordinated to play baseball.

Soccer, soccer… when will the torture end?

Here’s my take and pleeeease somebody get football started!!

http://truthandcommonsense.com/2010/06/12/oh-my-god-soccer-and-now-we-actually-tied-england-somebody-just-shoot-me-when-is-football/

Yeah…England is crying right about now…

Getting a tie in soccer is like kissing your sister on the forehead.

And of course the soccer apologists (and soccer has very much to apologize for) are claiming that our contempt is simply a lack of understanding!

As if anyone with a room temperature or higher I.Q. could somehow misunderstand soccer!

Personally, baseball is boring as all get out, would very much rather watch soccer.

Soccer is part of the Left’s march through the institutions of America. Boys brought up to think soccer is a legitimate sport for Americans are boys who will become metrosexuals – and that’s what the Progressives want: sensitive nancy-boys who believe that winning is not as important as style.

Shoot me now.

“…kickball without bases”, Heh!

Real FOOTBALL is combat; territory acquisition/raw conquest. America the Beautiful even has the best games in the world, and don’t they hate us for it?!

Find a football(pigskin)hater, and one often finds an America hater.